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mustynutz

mustynutz

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ok, foaf tells me about this bitch at work who brag about her sexual exploits, she's done it all , taken it anyway possible...etc..

so the broad tells this other broad about how its that time of the month and she goes through 10 tampons a day......10 fuckin tampons a day



but heres the real kicker....



she uses 5 at a time since shes so loose down there ?



wtf?



5 at a time

wow


now thats the definition of whorebag
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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yeah i had that shit happen.....i never found it, she never mentioned it..that what i get for continuing to fuck long after the nut was busted....

lol i would have paid to see the look on her face when she went to take a piss and found that....lol
 
Ry

Ry

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  • Ry

    Ry

mustynutz said:
ok, foaf tells me about this bitch at work who brag about her sexual exploits, she's done it all , taken it anyway possible...etc..

so the broad tells this other broad about how its that time of the month and she goes through 10 tampons a day......10 fuckin tampons a day



but heres the real kicker....



she uses 5 at a time since shes so loose down there ?



wtf?



5 at a time

wow


now thats the definition of whorebag
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Having sex with her would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...
 
Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy

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djsincere510 said:
my boy was tellin me a story one day...i duno how much reality this is or if its "urban legend"...but yea..

they at the telly...guy and gal...things gettin steamy...they aint sex yet,,,,but its preety close..he starts fingerin her....and all of a sudden he YELLS OUTS and runs out the room....

he goes to his homies room next door and tells em he pulled out a condom out her snatch when he was bangin her...

how u luv that??

hahah
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Haha I believe that shit. My boy was fuckin a girl back in the day in a room a few doors down from where I was. After not to too long he came out the room with a tripped out look on his face. Everyone was like what the fuck just happened and dude said "man i kept fucking this girl after I nutted and the jimmy fell off up in her. She didnt notice and I didnt know how to tell her so I just bounced"

Maybe your boy was fucking with that girl lol....
 
415CitiBoi

415CitiBoi

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saladbowlking said:
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE HAT DISSAPPEARS AND THEN YOU HEAR A LOUD ASS QUEEF , THEN HALF THE HAT IS HANGIN OUT THE SNATCH!!!!!
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MR RY said:
Having sex with her would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...[QUTE]

FUCK Y'ALL GOT ME FUCKIN BUSTIN UP....

damn that shit would fuckin scare the shit outta me...
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saladbowlking

saladbowlking

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^^NAW SHE WAS PRETTY TIGHT, ONCE SHE SLAPPED ON THE KUNG FOO GRIP, SHE RIPPED THE HAT RIGHT OFF!!!!!!! THAT QUEEF MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BURP FROM THE SNATCH MONSTER THAT ATE THE CONDOM!!!LMAO!!
 
Cheaptimes

Cheaptimes

C'mon now...
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I lost a condomn in a girl once. I told her about it, she wasnt happy obviously- shit was akward... funny part is it looked like that scene from city slickers where dude has to birth that calf, hand all the way up in them guts

"oh na, I lost my watch!"
 
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