What have you heard/done recently that made you feel old?

[ColdBlooded]

A co-worker of mine told me yesterday he'd never seen Wonder Years when it wasn't in re-runs. He also told me the first CD he owned was Westside Connection.

I felt old

 

[fillyacup]

just today i realized i have a lot of cds when everyone has mp3s an chit.

 

[Joey]

I play basketball with some 18-24 year olds and sometimes they call me OG.....I use to do the same thing when i was thier age tho..
After i play later on that evening if i have been sitting down for longer than 10 minutes...My feet hurt the first couple steps i take....

 

[Unknown Poet]

about to be 30...
don't feel old or look it..

but 30 ain't cool man...
fuck this shit...
better marry a cougar while im still young...

blonde cougars with huge hooters oh yeaaaaa

 

[Ry]

I was messing with this 20yo girl about a year ago. She had never heard Warren G Regulate, only knew Cube from his recent movies and had no idea who NWA was. I played Death Certificate for her and she mentioned she would have been a newborn when it was released...

 

[JLMACN]

Last 2 weeks been getting up at 4:30am to walk 3 miles......

Trying to undo what I have done to myself the last 30 years.

Makes me think of the numerous times I was barely getting home at 4:30am.

 

[surcaliman]

bitches at the store be calling me señor

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

My wife is 20 ... she didnt know what save by the bell was .... smh

 

[45park1904]

when i dont get carded for alcohol at a bar or a club yeah i feel old.lol

 

[Stealth]

I was messing with this 20yo girl about a year ago. She had never heard Warren G Regulate, only knew Cube from his recent movies and had no idea who NWA was. I played Death Certificate for her and she mentioned she would have been a newborn when it was released...

I'm dating a girl right now and I was playing Warren G in my car. She never heard of him. Started listing all the concerts I've been to. Never heard of Tribe Called Quest, Cypress Hill, the Dogg Pound, Atmosphere AZ, Blackstreet, Common, Eazy E, Nate Dogg, etc. Took her to a Boyz II Men concert and she said she never heard one of their songs in her life. Didn't know the Rock used to be a wrestler. Never saw the Goonies, Braveheart or Star Wars.

Finally asked her what kind of music she liked and she said Britney Spears.

 

[Masked Lemon]

 

[S.SAVAGE]

Anytime I mention a song, or a "back in the day..." or a date, my lady will remind me "Oh, I was 6 years old back then" or some shit.

I aint robbin the cradle or suffa, I am 8 years older than her.

 

[Filthy_Rich]

Had a diet caffeine free coke because it was getting late.

 

[MobbinINda916]

I realize I'm getting old when I have sex with somebodies grandma

 

[wheregoliathat]

One of the dopest pair of Js ever retro'd( Jordan IV white/red/black) came out 2 weeks back but I didn't cop cuz I have to spend my money on insurance/ rent/ save and I realized I never buy ill shit anymore (cept for Budweisers)

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

when ever i sign up for something on a website and ask for my date of birth i have to scroll down to find my year..

 

[45park1904]

ha thread is hilarious

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

I received my AARP Card and had to use a magnifying glass to see the number to call to activate it, but after waiting on hold for so long I forgot who I was calling and why, so I hung up. As I made a prune juice martini (sooooo good) with a metamucil chaser, I popped a tape into the betamax and watched some of my favorite M.A.S.H reruns while thinking bout the "good old days" of the Los Angeles Raiders and the Minneapolis Lakers. SO i plugged the phone line into the computer,dialed up, and got this website address from my Rolodex and signed on BayAreaRapTalk.Net with my 1,000 free hours from AOL, but this 14.4 baud modem is kinda slow.
So as I watched some scrambled porn on channel 99 and checked my answering machine...i figured i should go out and buy some new porn DVD's but I realized that Hollywood Video was closed down.

I picked up the yellow pages to try and find a phone number, but it took so long and I got confused and just stopped. I trimmed my ear hair and decided it was getting late (it was almost 7pm) and it was time to take my Doans, drink some Crystal Pepsi and go to sleep...

but then I couldnt sleep and went to Woolworths to check if there are any sales on some Lifesavers soda,candy corn or Cactus Cooler

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

god these french burnt peanuts taste great....i like them almost as much as Bonkers

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

Had a hemorrhoid for the first time and had to up my fiber intake. True story...sadly