We don't want Hispanics to become the new African-American

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Gas One

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Damn, I guess some border brother looking ass Mothafucker must have had his way with Gas' mom back in the early 80's. And then as is normally done in typical black fashion Pancho upped and left her ass.

Hence his love for Mexican food and his last name (Uno).
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lol at yard cutters hitting my mom

come home to my moms house and there be grass blowers and bags of grass strewn around the house huh

and tamale wrappers and tecate tall cans heading up to her room
 
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you prolly do wanna become the new african american..i know im over here gettin money lol...the goverment pays me, but thats because i work for the government...

i'd cue lean like a cholo...but....that would just start a shitstorm lmao

all in all, i wish i could get to work without nearly getting hit every fucking day by mexican mechanics backing the fuck out of parking spots at 35 mph

that would make me happy

if they could be like this new africna american and drive safely we could all maybe get to work and do our jobs without traffic collisions on the 905 daily

and maybe i could sleep at night without hearing fucking tejano music blasting on a loudspeaker

and maybe people wouldnt keep roosters as pets
im kinda seeing some upsides to this being black thing

But then, Gas, there's oh so many downsides to being ''like the African-Americans''...I thought you knew that! LOL

And what Mexicans are listening to Tejano music in SD?

I find that odd.
 
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No @ tejano. LOL

And that sucks that there's a 2am cutoff on alcohol.

I guess Nevada must make sure everyone is able to get fucking shitfaced, assed out drunk at any time during the day so they can lose all their money.
 
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its like fuck with me when the peso rate goes up.

theres a tejano station out here! i bump it.
The peso rate goes up? LOL! So you think just because you're working for the government that means you're 'American?' I guess you don't see too much truth in the article we read do you? And if you do, is it sad that a bunch of lame ass wetback Mexicans that have only recently cemented themselves in this country are already doing a hell of a lot better than your relatives?

Next time we can compare the peso rate with the...uhhh...shit....i don't know, what exactly do they have in Africa? Starving ass Ethiopians?
 
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oh shit!

I guess I got jokes too! Hopefully the mods dont treat me like cancer and have to operate me out of this thread. Wait...no, that didn't make much sense. Lemme try again.

Boy, am I tired! It seems like my cells are reproducing at alarming rates and they're causing my jokes to fall flat....no, no, that won't do either.

Try this one: Your daddy is going to die because he has cancer and it's all your fault! LOL!
 

Gas One

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The peso rate goes up? LOL! So you think just because you're working for the government that means you're 'American?' I guess you don't see too much truth in the article we read do you? And if you do, is it sad that a bunch of lame ass wetback Mexicans that have only recently cemented themselves in this country are already doing a hell of a lot better than your relatives?

Next time we can compare the peso rate with the...uhhh...shit....i don't know, what exactly do they have in Africa? Starving ass Ethiopians?

i dont read mexican

*dances around gigantic hat*
(i really didnt read it either...lol at you typing all that to a joke...OLE!!!)