oh shit!
I guess I got jokes too! Hopefully the mods dont treat me like cancer and have to operate me out of this thread. Wait...no, that didn't make much sense. Lemme try again.
Boy, am I tired! It seems like my cells are reproducing at alarming rates and they're causing my jokes to fall flat....no, no, that won't do either.
Try this one: Your daddy is going to die because he has cancer and it's all your fault! LOL!