Top 5 Things that piss you off

[-TiM C-]

its hard to your biggest pet peeve...... so bitch about 5 of em!


1. my cell phone - it always freezes or turns off on its own. 45% of the time when i try to make a call it says call failed and i have to turn the phone off and on again. i dont think ive ever had a cell phone that worked right the whole time i had it. but then again im always droppin that shit in puddles and shit.

2. that certain relative that every time you see them the first thing they say is wow you've gotten so tall/big..... fuck yeah i have i havent seen you in 4 years... people grow

3. the radio.... fuck.... KMEL is kinda making a comeback (KINDA) but i fuckin hate the radio. the shittiest songs in the world are played all the damn tiem. that new ying yang twinz? with the whispering? talkin bout wait til you see my dick? what the fuck is that? or those reggae/lil jon collabs.... fuckin garbage.

4. people who act lke fuckin kids when they drink. like its their first time gettin drunk.

5. commercial.s... not that i hate commercials, i just hate how every channel cuts to commercial at the same time. TV would be much better if they breaked at different times so i could switch over. but i understand their motives. so ill add one more

6. being bored. i cant stand not having anything todo . thats probably why i post so muich on this web site. i get so anxious if im just sitting aorund by myself.....

 

[The Duke of Earl]

1. dumb people who make there idiotic comments sound educated

2. hang overs

 

[lunitunez]

1. taking a piss, shaking my dick a couple times and then tucking it back in only to realize there was a few drops left that run down my leg.

2. water pump going out in the caddy every fuckin summer like clockwork, goodbye 400 dollars

3. pissed off that im unable to think of 3, 4 and 5

 

[DJ Mark 7]

YES!! I was JUST thinkin a couple days ago we need to bring this back....But this will take some thought lol....Be back with mine!

 

[Cranky]

The first and only thing that really comes to mind right now is:

FUCKIN' ASSHOLES THAT STAY IN THE LEFT LANE ON THE FREEWAY AND DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY WHEN I'M MASHIN' AND I HAVE TO PASS THEM ON THE RIGHT....The left lane is the fucking FAST LANE assholes!!!!!!

 

[Camby Savelle]

1.when I get into a new relationship with broad & find out she doesn't swallow. then I either have to waste a whole bunch of time convincing her to do it or go find another female that will.

2.people who stay stopped when the light is green.

3.people who have short tempers & flip out over the smallest things (ie they can't open the door because they don't have the patiants to put the key in properly)

4.my girlfriend drunk, she seems to find a way to talk about everything I don't want to talk about

5.the fact that I have to track down every single cd I want to buy.

 

[Mean Mugg]

1. taking a piss, shaking my dick a couple times and then tucking it back in only to realize there was a few drops left that run down my leg.

I fuckin hate when that happens.

 

[KALYN]

Bad Breath-- (... on all that is HOLY! --can't YOU smell it?!) Bad Hygeine in general is just irritating..

Bad/Slow Drivers-- (MOVE out the way! ..)

Chewing into the phone-- (..Put the chicken leg down or call me later..!)

Pop-Ins-- (... dont just DROP by.. call me first..)

 

[BayRider04]

when the blunt runs, hangovers, girls acting like dumb asses whenever they are drunk umm slow drivers, and people who over exadriate (sp?)

 

[Jake]

1. punk kids who try to act hard in my neighborhood

2. jokes about how tall i am..never ceases to amaze me that ppl still feel the need to ask me"hows the weather up there?" in the year 2005

3. e-thugs

4. ppl that leave voicemails that are way too long

5. my computer

 

[moonpizzle]

1. All Bums who interupt me to come out of my poket with something like I owe them
2. Broke bitches
3. The people in the toll booths on the bridges who are rude (espically the punk ass arabs)
4. small time street hustlers who call themselves entrapanuers and dont have shit
5. JT

 

[MeloTrauma]

1. When you have to take an urgent shit at the most inopportune time (work, the club, driving)

2. When you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there is less than a swallow of milk left in the carton

3. When someone waves and you think theyre waving at you, so you wave back, but it was meant for the person behind you

4. When you want to watch Fresh Prince of Bel Aire on TBS, but the gay ass Atlanta Braves are on instead.

5. When Ive been sitting down for awhile and the stench of my ass is left behind in the seat of the chair when I get up

 

[BaSICCally]

1. My retarded parents.
2. Customers who try to crack jokes and the shit isn't even funny. Then when you dont laugh they get all pissed.
3. Pussy whipped guys.
4. Corporate America.
5. Rich pussy ass kids.

 

[SLOW rhythm]

1. THE RADIO - its tops because i gotta listen to this shit day in day out.. that depressing rock bullshit,( avril lavigne, maroon 5, hoobastank) sure it might be good to some folks, but i ain't tryin to work around that..

2. HANDLIN BUSINESS - Damn i can't stand people who can't handle shit themselves

3. CLOSING EARLY/ RIGHT ON TIME - I kno workin all day, you jus wanna get tha fuck outta ther, but wen I'm workin an hour late because of people comin in last minute, it ain't fair. post office for example

4. PHONES - Forrealz, i hate phones..i got a cell, but its to tha point where i only use it in emergencies

5. SNOW - Its Cold as fuck, always gettin wet

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Pussy whipped guys.(goodcall) & MTV

 

[D.I.R.B]

1 - when you have plans for a bomb ass night and something comes up to ruin it

2 - the dmv

3 - this bitch in my econ class that asks the same question right after the teacher has explained SPECIFICALLY what to do

4 - bill walton - worst commentator ever

5 - 90% chance the warriors wont win a championship in my lifetime

6 - young punks who think they know more than me even tho I was their age once and they think they are fooling everyone(wait till they grow up and face the real world, i cant wait!)

7 - teddi bruschi -goddammit must he have a fucking interception in every goddamn superbowl?

8 - the patriots

9 - the RED SOX - FUCK THE FUCKING RED SOX AND BOSTON

10 - waking up late and forgot to do laundry so i have nothing clean to wear

11 - thinking i did well on an assignment and of course i fucked up

12 - lebron james always having to consider being in the dunk contest - fuck you bitch you're the main attraction now and everyone demands you be there! so do it! fuck

13 - losing at pool

14 - having to eat and go to the gym all the damn time to put on some weight

15 - when someone promises to do something and whaddayaknow they forgot!

sorry i went past 5 but i got on a roll there....

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

3. CLOSING EARLY/ RIGHT ON TIME - I kno workin all day, you jus wanna get tha fuck outta ther, but wen I'm workin an hour late because of people comin in last minute, it ain't fair. post office for example

that there i agree with.... to cut a long story short, yeah... fucking faggot ass customers. some places get their shutters down 5 minutes before, but where i work, no! they just keep on comin!

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

one thing that pisses me off..

people who post on here only to aggravate things.. snidey comments and shit... Water off a ducks back though but still dumbfounded.

 

[Cranky]

4 - bill walton - worst commentator ever

YES...I want to punch him in his big ass teeth so fuckin' bad.....

 

[Eskimo Pie]

1.Spoiled little bitches who appear on the show "My sweet 16"
2.Octavianus' Sneaking missions on "Shadow of Rome"
3.My cell phone having no service in my room
4.B-Lyrikal becoming a mod of the I-candy forum
5.That on the Friday (or Saturday) night I decide to stay in and get some sleep, everyone and their mother calls me talking about some cracking ass function, but on the nights I do want to go out no one wants to answer their phone.

 

[Cheaptimes]

In no order...
1. guys who let the pussy control their minds
2. people who cant tell the difference between one night stands and relationships
3. girlfriends who repeatedly blow up your cell phone but leave no message. " I just wanted to say hi." Six fucking times!!!
4. flakes
5. people who interupt you with business on your lunch break.