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Dec 11, 2002
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thirdeye253 said:
Sophia - 2.5yrs old



All the babies up in here are so cute.... but your daughter...? wow... if you think you have your hands full now.... lol... maaaaan... good thing she has her daddy and her older brother to keep the boys away.. she's a beauty..
 
Dec 25, 2003
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Mars said:
Pimpin out the womb!

Heres some of my two girls, and recent ones of my son.
lmao

"Daddy, can you tell us a story?"

"Sure kids gather around!"

"Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, and she had a prince friend. One day they were walking, and the prince had had well, one too many magic drinks from the castle bar! Anyways, the prince said to the girl "Why dont you like me?" And the princess said "I told you, we're just friends."

Well the prince didnt like that very much. He felt very angry inside. "Why do you always mess with my heart" he said. "I love you!" But the Princess' heart was as cold as stone. So he Prince pulled out his royal dagger and said to the Princess "Take off your dress or this goes through your throat!"

The Princess screamed, but she could not run fast enough. The Prince stabbed her in the leg to slow her down. When the Princess finally collapsed, the Prince brought the stork to the Princess' mommy place 3 times. Fearing he would get in trouble, the Prince dropped a BIGGGGG rock on the Princess' head, and buried her in the forest. The End."
 
May 3, 2002
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#95
WHITE DEVIL said:
lmao

"Daddy, can you tell us a story?"

"Sure kids gather around!"

"Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, and she had a prince friend. One day they were walking, and the prince had had well, one too many magic drinks from the castle bar! Anyways, the prince said to the girl "Why dont you like me?" And the princess said "I told you, we're just friends."

Well the prince didnt like that very much. He felt very angry inside. "Why do you always mess with my heart" he said. "I love you!" But the Princess' heart was as cold as stone. So he Prince pulled out his royal dagger and said to the Princess "Take off your dress or this goes through your throat!"

The Princess screamed, but she could not run fast enough. The Prince stabbed her in the leg to slow her down. When the Princess finally collapsed, the Prince brought the stork to the Princess' mommy place 3 times. Fearing he would get in trouble, the Prince dropped a BIGGGGG rock on the Princess' head, and buried her in the forest. The End."

Where the fuck did that come from LMAO!!
 
Aug 11, 2004
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#97
WHITE DEVIL said:
lmao

"Daddy, can you tell us a story?"

"Sure kids gather around!"

"Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, and she had a prince friend. One day they were walking, and the prince had had well, one too many magic drinks from the castle bar! Anyways, the prince said to the girl "Why dont you like me?" And the princess said "I told you, we're just friends."

Well the prince didnt like that very much. He felt very angry inside. "Why do you always mess with my heart" he said. "I love you!" But the Princess' heart was as cold as stone. So he Prince pulled out his royal dagger and said to the Princess "Take off your dress or this goes through your throat!"

The Princess screamed, but she could not run fast enough. The Prince stabbed her in the leg to slow her down. When the Princess finally collapsed, the Prince brought the stork to the Princess' mommy place 3 times. Fearing he would get in trouble, the Prince dropped a BIGGGGG rock on the Princess' head, and buried her in the forest. The End."
LMAO
 

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#99
WHITE DEVIL said:
lmao

"Daddy, can you tell us a story?"

"Sure kids gather around!"

"Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, and she had a prince friend. One day they were walking, and the prince had had well, one too many magic drinks from the castle bar! Anyways, the prince said to the girl "Why dont you like me?" And the princess said "I told you, we're just friends."

Well the prince didnt like that very much. He felt very angry inside. "Why do you always mess with my heart" he said. "I love you!" But the Princess' heart was as cold as stone. So he Prince pulled out his royal dagger and said to the Princess "Take off your dress or this goes through your throat!"

The Princess screamed, but she could not run fast enough. The Prince stabbed her in the leg to slow her down. When the Princess finally collapsed, the Prince brought the stork to the Princess' mommy place 3 times. Fearing he would get in trouble, the Prince dropped a BIGGGGG rock on the Princess' head, and buried her in the forest. The End."
Hahahahahaha. Damn how do you know that story too?