thought provoking questions for the true thinkers of this board

[City Situation]

lol but really tho, i dont sit down. not even at home.

 

[Psilo707]

^ lol what do you mean? how do you do it? you HOVER over the toilet from about 2 feet above, drop some logs into the nasty water and feel the splashback droplets on your skin?

 

[Toro]

^ lol what do you mean? how do you do it? you HOVER over the toilet from about 2 feet above, drop some logs into the nasty water and feel the splashback droplets on your skin?

Haha

 

[City Situation]

^ lol yeah but it never really splashes on me

 

[Ironic Commando]

i dont even sit down to take a shit

lol

 

[DubbC415]

what i dont get is the people who say theyre gonna be in the bathroom for 45 minutes. i have one homie who, when he was at my house (during parties, no less), would announce he was gonna take a shit and that it was gonna "take a while." He'd go thru my bookcase lookin for a book (Clockers, no doubt) and read a good 30 pages before he came out. The only time ive ever spent more than probably 10 minutes was when i was takin my time rollin a blunt

 

[thatguy]

if you feel compelled to stand up to piss in that situation, you got some serious insecurities

cosign

 

[carl winslow]

at first i was confused by this question cause ive never even considered standing up for a piss while taking a shit. that would be weird

what i dont get is the people who say theyre gonna be in the bathroom for 45 minutes. i have one homie who, when he was at my house (during parties, no less), would announce he was gonna take a shit and that it was gonna "take a while." He'd go thru my bookcase lookin for a book (Clockers, no doubt) and read a good 30 pages before he came out. The only time ive ever spent more than probably 10 minutes was when i was takin my time rollin a blunt

i gotta say i value my time on the toilet. the actual shit taking usually takes from 4 to 7 minutes, but on average i probably sit on the shitter for at least 15 minutes. i guess its like my escape from everything where i can just sit and chill. so anytime i feel like i need to take a shit (only if im at home or my parents house) i think "hell yeah time to go shit and chill in the bathroom"

 

[HIM]

i dont even sit down to take a shit

Please explain to me ur logic behind this decision..

 

[fillyacup]

ya, i use to text an talk on the phone to girls but i realized that its my time, aint no chick worth my precious time dumpin

i usually read the paper or magazine

 

[HIM]

I can only take BND's (butt naked dumps)...I need to be free when I go..its so bad I cant even have my chain on when im on the toilet...:ermm:

 

[what it thizz]

if i'm already down there i just kill 2 birds with one stone, plus if you shit before you dont want your piss bouncing off your turds in the shitbowl and splattering that shit-piss everywhere.

 

[onmeshow]

i like to flush the toilet while im taking a dump, see if i can drop before the water goes down.

 

[CoopDVill]

if you feel compelled to stand up to piss in that situation, you got some serious insecurities

LOL

 

[Skizzy Ske]

lol at everyone discussing their shit an piss methods, this is some broing ass saturday conversation

lol for real, everyone is boredddddd

 

[Ironic Commando]

disclaimer:
im just posing the question(s). this is in no way a reflection of my current scatological functions or lack of

BTW, FYI, etc, etc

 

[fillyacup]

I can only take BND's (butt naked dumps)...I need to be free when I go..its so bad I cant even have my chain on when im on the toilet...:ermm:

nah, i like to disrobe while shittin

kinda like im fuckin, i take the shirt off ffirst an from there on out dismantle my wardrobe accordingly