thought provoking questions for the true thinkers of this board

[Ironic Commando]

say you're taking a shit, right...

...and you have an overwhelming urge to piss
do you:
A) kill two birds with one stone
B) pinch the loaf...stand up..piss...and continue to pay brown homage?
C) do you finish 2 and follow it up with the 1? or vice versa if you had the urge to perform both acts

we all know sitting down to piss is for sissies, but some believe this to be true regardless of the circumstance

 

[fillyacup]

i usually just piss an shit while sittin

i remember i use to get up an piss than finish shittin but i got to lazy for all that shit

 

[X_KaLiBa]

if you feel compelled to stand up to piss in that situation, you got some serious insecurities

 

[stressn]

^thats what i was thinkin, if im sittin there takin a shyt and i gotta piss well my dick is already aimed at the toilet so im a let it go..i think theres nothing wrong with that, but if u sit jus to pee u questionable..

 

[DukeNaintEZ]

if you feel compelled to stand up to piss in that situation, you got some serious insecurities

thats what im saying...fuck standing up with a shitty butt and peeing..no thanks..

 

[fillyacup]

lol

you ever pissed an when you finished realized you gotta shit?

like when your fartin while pissin an some shit comes out?

 

[MRTHECOSE]

^^happend to me twice 3 weeks ago..

 

[fillyacup]

i remember i was across town an i farted in the car an some swamp butt imidiatly proceeded

not good times

 

[MRTHECOSE]

hahaha. when i went to disneyland with the fam when i was 11 i drank the water after 2 days of avoiding it and got the shits. my dad hit a bump on the freeway then i dana daned my pants

 

[I AM]

if you feel compelled to stand up to piss in that situation, you got some serious insecurities

yup. i agree with everyone else sayin the same thing too.

if you are shitting, and get up to piss so you can sit back down to shit, you've got some weird issues going on.

 

[fillyacup]

lol dana daned?

 

[MRTHECOSE]

download the tj mixtape lol... http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=261015

 

[MKB]

Wait I swear a while back someone made a thread just like this.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

yeah it comes up every month or two..you know... shit threads

 

[Mike Manson]

Damn, thats like askin if you are in the shower and feel like pissin do you get out and go to the toilet or just piss in the shower...

Just let it go!

 

[fillyacup]

ya someone made this awhile ago

an fuck peein in the shower, pee in the sink at least

 

[MRTHECOSE]

i stay pissing in the shower...wifey gets all mad when we take one together.. but fuck it...

 

[MizeryMade]

If I gotta piss while I'm takin' a shit, there's no sense in gettin' up. Fuck tryna hold it and then piss.

 

[HIM]

if you feel compelled to stand up to piss in that situation, you got some serious insecurities

lol..for real...lol @ proving ur sexuality to yourself..

How the hell can you even do it? Right when the shit is coming out the piss automatically comes with it...or maybe im "different"..:ermm:

 

[fillyacup]

lol at everyone discussing their shit an piss methods, this is some broing ass saturday conversation