There Oughta Be A Law

[Dana Dane]

If you could make one law, what would it be?

I would make it illegal for motorcycles to cut down the side of a lane in traffic. That shit is HELLA dangerous. Just one time, I wanna throw my door open when a biker is tryin to fly past me and I am stuck in traffic.

 

[eastbayrider510]

all fat bitches must wear clothes that cover their body...no tiny baby tops on baby whales.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

if you'er a preist you gotta registar with the city

 

[Woody]

all laws must be approved by me first....

but really...i have never had this happen to me but if it ever did i wouldnt like it..so it should be illegal for poeple to take pictures of you and follow you around(paparazzi)...dat shit looks enoying as hell...

 

[Dana Dane]

all fat bitches must wear clothes that cover their body...no tiny baby tops on baby whales.

Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you gotta wear it!

 

[gimpypimp]

Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you gotta wear it!

True...but not all of us like looking at camel toe.....

 

[And`1]

i hate when people ride bicyles in the left turn lane on busy streets. it should be illegal.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

all fat bitches must wear clothes that cover their body...no tiny baby tops on baby whales.

co-sign...we need to take this to Congress.


Nothing ruins a night at a club more than a sweaty fat bitch in a half shirt with a stretched marked stomach hanging over her biker shorts

 

[eastbayrider510]

real talk...^^^^...worse...is tha fat bitches who parade themselves around like they hot shyt on the strip ...how u gonna turn an outfit that was designed for a beautiful woman with a nice stomach and all that into something nasty as fuck?...looking like she got dunlap syndrome.....her belly dun lapped over her skirt.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

^^ lol

I feel ya...I'm a big dude and I'm not wearing white tank tops so my man titties are fallin out...feel me? haha

 

[KALYN]

It should be against the law to have more children than you can provide for.

It should be against the law to have to pump your own gas.

It should be against the law for people have bad breath.

It should be against the law for bad debt to remain on your credit report for 7-10 years- it should be half that AND you should get a couple FREE passes.. damn, we all make mistakes... lol..

 

[cHeWdOGG]

there should be a law that you must be able to speak english to be in public

 

[Contagious Locc]

It should be against the law to have to pump your own gas.

i was in jersey and i got out to pump my gas and this arabian guy that work there started to reach for the pump as i was...i asked him what the fucc he was doing, and he was like "i got it buddy"..in new jersey the gas station worker pumps your gas for you but i didnt know that..

 

[KALYN]

^^

Oregon too..

 

[CannibalCrow]

It should be a law that if you're a customer and you're being an arrogant prick, the establishment has the right to charge your account with an "asshole tax". Learn some of these assholes I have to deal with everyday that I am not just some machine in the system. I am a human being! *shakes fist*

Oh and smelly people in public should be forced to get hosed down and washed. I hate when stinky ass customers lean over the counter wanting to withdraw or deposit money and they smell like shiit.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

^^^...damn...what city you in? lol

 

[KALYN]

there should be a law that you must be able to speak english to be in public

If youre in a Customer Service position ... then hell yeah.. I agree.... nothin' pisses me off more than to go order my boys food in a drive thru and the person behind the speaker cant speak English for shit or their accent is so damn thick you can understand a word comin' outta their mouth.

The freakin' 7eleven guys out here are THE worst... gotta POINT to the smokes I want.... "noo, no.. no.. those. no.. over more.. no.. no.. YES- those!".... fuuuck..

 

[KALYN]

There should definately be a hygeine law.. hygiene law.. damn.. I cant spell.. lol..

 

[second650]

there should be a law that you must be able to speak english to be in public

im not feelin that

 

[CannibalCrow]

^^^...damn...what city you in? lol

I moved to Shit-town USA in PA. I used to live near Philly, and then my friend got an apartment in fuckin Lancaster. I wanted to get away from my house so I moved in with her and got a good job at a bank.

However, when my money is situated, I want to randomly move somewhere else in another state where there are more art jobs.