There Oughta Be A Law

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I don't think it's necessary to speak english unless you're in customer service also. We get customers all of the time who do not speak english, and they deserve to get the same fair treatment as anyone else. English is a hard language to learn when you're older. We have a teller who speaks spanish so it's all good. And I feel bad when I can't help them, but I have her come over and translate.
 

Dana Dane

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#22
You should be able to pay to take a flight without kids. There should be 'kid free' zones in restaurants, and amusement parks should close at certain times to children, so adults without kids can enjpy themselves.
 

mrtonguetwista

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CannibalCrow said:
I moved to Shit-town USA in PA. I used to live near Philly, and then my friend got an apartment in fuckin Lancaster. I wanted to get away from my house so I moved in with her and got a good job at a bank.

However, when my money is situated, I want to randomly move somewhere else in another state where there are more art jobs.
Interesting :)
 
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Da6Footah said:
If you could make one law, what would it be?

I would make it illegal for motorcycles to cut down the side of a lane in traffic. That shit is HELLA dangerous. Just one time, I wanna throw my door open when a biker is tryin to fly past me and I am stuck in traffic.
it's illegal in the state of Maryland.
 

mrtonguetwista

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eastbayrider510 said:
real talk...^^^^...worse...is tha fat bitches who parade themselves around like they hot shyt on the strip ...how u gonna turn an outfit that was designed for a beautiful woman with a nice stomach and all that into something nasty as fuck?
I totally agree with that. I have no problem clowning a piglet that's trying to act all prissy and badass.
 
Nov 28, 2002
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i was joking this is america everybody came here speaking another language or has an ancestor that did.


on the real tip they need to pass some kind of bill or somethin to straighten out the DMV...fuck a bureaucracy
 

T.C

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there ought to be a law about sneezing on people...i hate that shit. a full grown adult should be able to hold that shit in or at least catch it with their hands. first time you gotta pay the person you sneeze on 100 bucks or spend three days in jail...second time you loose your nose.
 
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Legalize Drugs

Outlaw all handguns

Abolish the Death Penalty

Restructure the Fair Isaac Credit Scoring algorythym

Criminal Charges for 'White Collared' crime

2 hours max. of CableTelevision per household

Increased education funding to all Public Schools k-12, based on number of students (not this no child left behind b.s.)

Establish a dept. of Peace
 

Ry

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I think bitches under 25 should be required to get a puppy before they can have kids. Theres too many young ass girls that think having a baby will bring them happiness, and then they dont take care of them when they have them.
 

Roxy

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I know the ACLU would string me up by my toes for this but...Unstable, mentally/financially, skanky, drug abusing, crazy or in any way unfit women should not be allowed to procreate untill they get their world in order. Just because you have a uterus does not mean you are a good mother.

And on a side note, I sort of agree about the speaking english comments. However I'm from Mexico and my parents both have strong accents. They are still understandable, but I have seen people treat them bad because of how they sound. I used to get teased so much because of my accent that I would park myself infront of the television just to listen to the language. Keep in mind that a lot of those accented people have a way better command of the english language than many Americans. But it's still frustrating when my HP printer isn't working and I have to troubleshoot with someone in India.
 
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I used to say that there should be a parenting license, but there's no real way to control that. Unless you sterilize people when they're babies and then have them take a test later to pass for their parenting license. But you know that it would all go horribly wrong. There'd be doctors out there reversing the sterilization under the table, and unfair evaluations of what is considered "passing" to be a parent. And also, the fact that it sounds kind of Nazi regime-ish to sterilize folks who you find unfit to breed. However, in an overpopulated world with a lot of horrible parents ( for example, you need only to refer to a thread in our very own Open Forum where a young girl ignores her own infant son so she can get some man sausage ) there should be a sort of regulatory system. We have things set up for kids, but I've seen the Child Services affect more children adversely than positively. Something needs to be set up prior to that stage.

Do you consider it to be a cruel act to sterilize people if they're unfit to be parents?
Do you consider it to be unfair to tell a mentally challenged woman that she cannot have kids?

There was a couple that lived down the block from me in Reading, and they lived with the wife's mother. The couple happened to be retarded, and had a perfectly normal, bright 5 year old daughter. However, the wife's mother did most of the raising of the child since the kid's mom could not handle a lot of it.
 

Roxy

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I don't believe in sterilization. I read while in school that at some point the US government was sterilizing women in Puerto Rico without their knowledge. Go in to get a yearly next thing you know, can't have babies. Fucked up the Puerto Rican society for generations to come in more ways than one.

I know that what I propossed is not do-able for so many reasons, but I just hate seeing what happens to kids that have bad parents. Not to say that if you have horrible parents you couldn't come out to be the one that cures AIDS or finds an end to world hunger. Sometimes it's all the struggles we encounter in our youth, being at the mercy (or not) of someone else that feeds the need to be more. Maybe a child is just what a wayward female needs to get their life back on track. It's so hard. In my perfect world this would never be an issue because having a child would always be seen as a blessing and be treated as one.

On a side, Crow you rock. :)