the worst smelling farts

[Heated Mane]

my farts are no fuckin joke. i know some mahfuckas can attest to that. lmao though @ this one time me and my boy were at this chinese place and as we were walkin out he rips ass right on this dudes fuckin fork as we walked by and right as he was feedin his face. lmao i just remember this dude turnin away immediately with this ultra foul look on his face.

lmao @ this other time we was in walgreens scoutin for some proof and this other dude was in there lookin at the vodkas and i dropped ass and my boy made a big stink about it while dude was lookin around and right as dude got a whiff of it he shook his head and dipped out fast as fuck.

lmao @ some other time we were at blockbuster pickin up a game and my boy dropped ass loud as fuck and several times in a row and while in line. people actin like they didnt hear nothin too. i know damn well they heard that shit. i was damn near impossible to not hear em. shit was nonstop laughter on my part.

 

[SLICC RICC]

anybody here work out and drink protein shakes?

them protein farts are vicious

MAN, WHEN I WAS BUSTED, MUTHAFUCKAS WOULD DRINK THAT SHIT WITH MILK AFTER WORKIN OUT, EAT SOME FUCKED UP ASS PRISON FOOD, OR EVEN A SPREAD OR SOME SHIT, AND IT WAS ALL BAD AFTER THAT...

 

[mrtonguetwista]

pull my finger

 

[bayflip]

garlic makes it smell bad

 

[7-1-3 Click]

tweaker farts are the FUCKIN WORST

 

[Gueroloco]

Beer(especially Hef) and McDonald's cheeseburger for some reason!

 

[YOUNG BREW]

i gotta say after a night of doing coke...the shit is dead rodent

 

[tomasjose415]

worst fart i ever smelled waz in skoolio wen this one fat filipino kid farted and it smelled like skunk mixed wit rotten eggs.the smell didnt go away even after he left to use the bathroom so the whole classroom stunk like straight dog ass and we had to evacuate haha

 

[caff]

eggs

 

[second650]

meth smokers farts are untolerable. believe dat!

 

[Pig-Homo]

OLD PPL FARTS ARE THE MOST WORST

 

[BOOBOO619]

I'm about to go take a shit right now, fuck farting.

 

[tomasjose415]

the farts that make u wana barf are the worst

 

[Rusto]

peperroni pizza creates some pretty bad ones....and makes your hands smell like peperroni all day

 

[rwashing34]

nutin against mexicans but this dude that works for me takes a shit at work every single day at work. He drinks milk everday at work and eats beans wit his lunch

 

[rwashing34]

THE WORST FARTS IS WHEN MUTHAFUCKAS EAT SOMETHIN HELLA CHEESY OR DRANKED HELLA MILK. OR WHEN U GOTTA SHIT BUT U HOLD IT IN FOR HELLA LONG AND U GOT THE BUBBLIES BUT U LET OUT HELLA FARTS!

lol

 

[Rusto]

protien powder makes you fart a lot

 

[TaxMan]

Not really sure on what makes them smell the worst.

I remember the worst I've ever smelled though. It was when I was a young kid, and I was visiting my dad. He ripped one and as soon as the smell hit me, streams of tears started pouring out of my eyes and vomit just started rolling out of my mouth like on the Exorcist.. I had to feel the walls to make it to the bathroom.. It is close to being one of the worst experiences of my life.

 

[RedStorm]

eggs and dairy = deadly.

Healthy eating folk have some stank ass farts, too. My pops eats good and has some of the most foul farts I've ever encountered. And he has no shame. Fart in public..smell or sound doesn't matter to him. Fucking Canadians.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

YEA WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE POP'S FARTS???

I REMEMBER I WAS LIKE 13 AND MY FAM WENT TO MIDEVIL TIMES IN L.A., STAYED IN A HOTEL... WELL MY DAD FARTED SO BAD THAT I HAD TO GO TAKE A WALK.

IT WAS LIKE 95 DEGREES AT LIKE 1 IN THE MORNING. BUT IT WAS COO, I GOT ME A CACTUS COOLER AND IT WAS ALL GOOD