The Perils of Having a Roommate.

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Apr 25, 2002
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A homie of mine had a dorm mate who was def. It was hella funny because we would walk in and my homie would be like "Whud up assfuck?" And the dude couldnt hear him. You had to watch out though because he could read lips pretty good.

Anyway, one night my homie was walking into his dorm when he caught def dude wacking off to internet porn. And the dude didnt even stop because he couldnt hear my homie coming through the door. Not only that, but he was grunting and moaning in a def-like manner while he was pullin the pud. My homie just let him be, and went back out the door.
 

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Mickey Fallon
Sep 10, 2002
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Fuck no, but he bolted out of that room right quick. I hope he didn't hang himself.


I walked in, and he was like "excuse me, im a little naked."

and i was like 'fuck yeah, excuse u."
 
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FOR THOSE THAT HAVE NEVER HAD A FEMAIL ROOMATE, DONT...THEY GOT JELLOIUS BOYFRIENDS, THEY HOMEGIRLS ANSEWR THE PHONE AND ACT LIKE YOUR WITH THEM AND THAT FUCKS IT OFF FOR U TRYING TO GET AT THE GIRL THATS CALLING...THEY BLEED ALL OVER THE COUCH, THEY EAT ALL YOUR CANDY BARS WHEN THEY ARE ON THA RAG....MAN EATTING MY CANDY BARS WAS THE WORST....
 

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hahaha, no, thank god...but our room is small as hell, and he was in his own chair, and thats close enough to my shit.


one of my friends came back from class once, and he was gonna take a nap, and pulled his covers down on his bed, and found his roommates draws, jeans, and a skin mag opened to a pic, IN HIS BED. what the fuck is his roommate doing in his bed??