That shit was hella funny cause he didn't even make it 6 feet onto the field when he got smacked up by two security guards, and then it took the police FOREVER to go down there to get him. Like, 4 minutes later I'm checkin my watch and this fool is on the field...no police. But then ya, you got the story right, he got FUCKED UP by the cops. That shit was hella funny I'm sorry but I was booing your homie dude deserved to get fucked up for trying to pull that shit. How many beers deep was he?
we both drank an 18 pack each before the game and were working on 1/5 of jack daniels that was about 3/4 gone at the time.
He fell off these bricks that were like right next to dugout, for some dumb reason he was trying to walk on there. He fell off hit the people with the feild level seats below and was getting hassled by security most likely just getting ejected maybe a drunk in public. I went down and said "dave throw me my chew" so he did plus is phone and both his cans. Then they were walking him out and he just made a beeline for the fence hopped it and tried to get his moneys worth. Me and my other friend where just shaking our heads like OMG but then I standed up and watched and laughed and laughed. The usher told the cops we encouraged him to go on the feild, which couldnt be further from the truth. I think he thought I said that when I was telling him to throw me my can of chew. So the cops come right up to us handcuff us and walk us out of there. The cop told me he only put me in handcuffs cuz I was hella bigger than him. (Im 6-2 300 and the cop was like 5-8 140) They were hella cool about it I didnt really wanna argue with them cuz I was shit faced and not tryn to go to jail. Even though I know I did absolutely nothing wrong and was pissed it aint worth it to go to jail over making a point.
Anyway we copped some 8 dollar seats and snuck down on the other side and watched the rest of the game.
Like KAH said next pitch Uribe knocks in 2 guys. So it wasnt all in vain. The best part of the whole deal was my boy being down on the ground with a coupe security on him and hes tapping out on the ground like UFC. Fucking dipshit.