THE OFFICIAL " NO FATHER ON FATHERS DAY " THREAD

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marty50

marty50

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my father was a sperm bank donor and left me cryogenically frozen in a test tube. thanx dad.

but, thanxfully I had some lesibians raise me, one was butch, so i called her my father, yea she had tits and a mustache, but she taught me how to catch a baseball. i learned how to sow elaborate quilts from the other lesbian.

it's like all my life i have been a psuedo-hermaphrodite, when will i reach my manhood, and break free from the chains of these butterly wings that are holding me back??
 
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HellRazor5150

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Jun 10, 2002
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Cant really say happy fathers day my dad was around for a while til I hit 10 and then after that it was every so often. didnt want to say shit to me but found out he has cancer so I kinda took the chance to call him while he was in the hospital but other then that fuck him for the most part
 
REdRUM

REdRUM

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Aug 12, 2002
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PS - no offense to those without fathers, but if you had someone else in your life to count on in place for your father, like I did, then you can do alright.

I just promised myself that I would be the exact opposite of what my father was when I had children, and I am doing that today with my 3 kids.

Don't let the cycle continue, guys; be MEN when and how it counts.
 
Mr G

Mr G

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Apr 4, 2007
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signin in late but,
FatBlunts209 said:
i never met my dad, got my mom pregnant and vanished.i probably see him around and dont even know it..i think it made me harder cuz my mom was like a hoe always out running the streets so i basically was raised by my grandma and the streets...
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edit grandma for "momz baby sister" and thats me....
 
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