This one guy just got married and decided to get a tattoo of her name on his penis. Once erected, it would spell W-E-N-D-Y, but while flaccid, only W-Y was visible. While on their honeymoon in Jamaica, the guy was pissing at a urinal when he noticed the black man beside him with the letters W-Y on his penis. So he asked him, "Excuse me, but do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" And the man replied, "Nah mon. I work for the Jamaican Tour Guide. Mine says 'Welcome To Jamaica, Mon. Have A Nice Day.'"
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