The "I Am Unemployed & Broke as Fuck" Sign In

[prodigy91]

i had an interview on wednesday at IKEA. Went very good. waiting on the background check. They gona let me know wassup on tuesday.
*crosses fingers

went to the ikea in emeryville right off the bay bridge and got an application, how did you get the interview?

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

^^^LOL yea i broke both my house phones when i was livin at my apartment throwin em at the wall when i was mad... also threw my dvd player threw my bedroom door and my keyboard threw my wall during a party cuzz i was in a drunken rage i broke my knuckle on in my wall

haha i also stabbed my $400 cd player cuz it wouldnt read my cd when i was drunk, haha also i stabbed my old computer moniter cuz i was pissed cuz it was takin too long to load, that kept me off the sicc for a year or two until my drug addicted ass could finally move to my dads house and use his comp lol


COOL STORY BRO!

 

[Nuttkase]

You stabbed a cd player? lol

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

HAHA! yea what can i say mayne im the appliance killa u better watch out lol

 

[Nuttkase]

KillaCdplayerNite

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

shit was pissin me off it wasnt readin a couple of my CD's...

what would TED BUNDY do?

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

LMAO!!!

 

[DubbC415]

Who regrets being fucked up while they're awake?


and yeah I applied at Toyz r Coolz. whatever that stores called

 

[DubbC415]

Yo ill burn cds for ya, buy me a sandwich...or a burrito


I'll do yard work, just pay me in weed


I'll do ur homework, C grade guaranteed (and up!)

I'll hand out flyers (give me a copy of the album, in cassette form)


i just want a hustle, but no bean pie slangin type shit