THE GTA "SAN ANDREAS" MEGA-THREAD!!!
- Thread starter Cranky
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Alrite im pissed like a muthafucka. I'm basically finished with San Fierro and I have Las Venturas opened up. I did Torenos missions and got my pilot license. The only missions showing up right now are for ZERO's FUCKIN MISSIONS... This fuckin dork has been pissin me off for how many days now. I must of threw my controller on my hardwood floor how many times now. Shits all broke inside the controller. You could hear the plastic pieces rattling in there. All his fuckin missions piss me the fuck off. Shit ain't even fun. And he's the most annoying muthafucker. I wish I could kill this fool after I complete all his missions after all the stress he's been putting me through. How in the fuck are you supposed to beat the mission where you use that little ass shitty plane to shoot all the couriers... I could shoot all them muthafuckas down now after how many repeated times tryin to fly the little piece of shit. But now.... I swear this fucker doesnt have enough fuel to shoot all them fools down and to go back to where you started from. I mean you gotta fly that shit all the way across the city and by the time i kill the couriers on that side I dont have any fuel for shit to get back... How in the fuck are you supposed to beat this level. This shit seems impossible. I even tried different strategies. I killed the fools closest to me then fly all the way across the city to kill the other couriers. Then I tried killing the couriers farthest from me and coming back to kill the couriers close to where I take off from. Man this shit ain't workin. Sorry for the rambling but I am one frustrated guy right now. Please someone enlighten me with how to complete this mission. I AM FUCKIN PISSED.
i was hella scared form everybody bitchin about that mission,thought it would take hella long...but i must be the luckiest man ever,cause i beat it my first try,no lie,haha....just got to get the 3 that are on your left as quickly as possible so the ones that are back behind you dont get far away,should have plenty of fuel left
alright here is how i did it...started out with obviously that first guy directly to your left,killed him and proceded to the street to the left of him where the biker is riding(will meet him on the corner more than likely) killed him and took that right where he was on the corner and you will meet the a van in the intersection at the bottom of the hill....from there just went backtracked to the guys that are back behind you and did the furthest guy first so i could get the other one on the way back...probably had a like a 1/8 of a tank left when i landed....you just got to make a route and stick with it..i have watched my boys play that shit where they are jumping around everywhere from van to van....just take one nice smooth line,makes everything alot easier...im just glad i got it over with right away,after seeing all the frustration everybody else is going through
alright here is how i did it...started out with obviously that first guy directly to your left,killed him and proceded to the street to the left of him where the biker is riding(will meet him on the corner more than likely) killed him and took that right where he was on the corner and you will meet the a van in the intersection at the bottom of the hill....from there just went backtracked to the guys that are back behind you and did the furthest guy first so i could get the other one on the way back...probably had a like a 1/8 of a tank left when i landed....you just got to make a route and stick with it..i have watched my boys play that shit where they are jumping around everywhere from van to van....just take one nice smooth line,makes everything alot easier...im just glad i got it over with right away,after seeing all the frustration everybody else is going through
I feel you on that one. I was stuck on that mission for awhile too. That mission made me stop playing the game for a couple of days. Just started playing again today and all of a sudden it felt as if it was nothing. But damn I thought that shit was hard... the next mission that i talked about earlier is worse. Hopefully it'll just click again. I stopped playing the game again cuz shit was stressin me. Hope you dont't go through what i'm experiencing. Shit's bad for your health.
Siccfucc thanks for the tips... that's what i've been doin' actually... I guess i gotta execute faster cuz I get all swerved out with the planes hitting the buildings n shit and making me crash. And then its a bitch to take off again cuz it's all up on the side of the building n shit or theres fuckin cars in the way aahhh man. Seems like theres no room for error. Thanks again tho.
Siccfucc thanks for the tips... that's what i've been doin' actually... I guess i gotta execute faster cuz I get all swerved out with the planes hitting the buildings n shit and making me crash. And then its a bitch to take off again cuz it's all up on the side of the building n shit or theres fuckin cars in the way aahhh man. Seems like theres no room for error. Thanks again tho.
^^yeah,thats just the thing,gotta do that shit perfect...it was easier for me cause i watched all my boys do that shit over and over so when i went to do it i already knew what to do so got it done pretty easy....and yeah,that plane is a bitch to fly,unstable as hell,then when you got it down you hit a light post or something...shit can get frustrating,my boy broke his controller over the arm of his lazy boy tonight doing that mission,haha...ended up beating that shit for him,actually took me like 3 tries this time...fuck whoever thought up that mission
Yeeeeeeuhhhh boyyyy hahah just beat the bitch.... and the last mission after that. Finally! Done with the dorky ass fool. Hell yeah it took me 3 times just now to beat it haha. I thought I had it the first time cuz i got the first 2 quick and then i busted a bitch and fuckin hit the building and my plane kept gettin flipped over n shit. Tried gettin it back in the air and my wing hits the fuckin' light post crashes back into the building and im stuck sideways for a little bit and I'm like here we go again. 2nd time it was all fucked up from the start. I just blew up the plane intentionally cuz I knew I wasn't gonna make it. 3rd time it was all smooth like a waxed coochie.
But I'm stuck again tho. There are no missions to be found. Do I have to complete a certain level in the flying school in Las Venturas? I keep hopping out of my car or bike hoping I'd get a cell phone call from Toreno but nothin. Right now i'm doing the helicopter training where I have to blow up them tanks and cars. I still gotta complete the drivining school too. I'm on the training where I gotta drive through the city without damaging the car. Do I have to complete these school missions to open up the other missions?
But I'm stuck again tho. There are no missions to be found. Do I have to complete a certain level in the flying school in Las Venturas? I keep hopping out of my car or bike hoping I'd get a cell phone call from Toreno but nothin. Right now i'm doing the helicopter training where I have to blow up them tanks and cars. I still gotta complete the drivining school too. I'm on the training where I gotta drive through the city without damaging the car. Do I have to complete these school missions to open up the other missions?
Finish the Driving School...once you do...missions open up for CJ again...fun ones too...
And too open up missions for the Abandoned Airport..you have to beat EVERY course in the flying school...includin the helicopter ones...
And i aint gonna lie...on that first Zero mission...i used the "All Vehicles Blow Up" cheat...just did it every 2 seconds and any planes on the screen blew up...yes,ima cheater...BITE ME!!!!!
And too open up missions for the Abandoned Airport..you have to beat EVERY course in the flying school...includin the helicopter ones...
And i aint gonna lie...on that first Zero mission...i used the "All Vehicles Blow Up" cheat...just did it every 2 seconds and any planes on the screen blew up...yes,ima cheater...BITE ME!!!!!
LOL... well i'm usually against cheats but I guess I can't bag you on that one.
But yeah i finished the flying school in Las Venturas and it opened up the missions for Wuzi and Toreno. Now I gotta finish up the driving school. The City slicker mission is pissin me off too cuz you're not supposed to damage your vehicle as you drive through the city on a time limit... them fools that just cut right in front of me piss me off. Thanks for the tips folks.
But yeah i finished the flying school in Las Venturas and it opened up the missions for Wuzi and Toreno. Now I gotta finish up the driving school. The City slicker mission is pissin me off too cuz you're not supposed to damage your vehicle as you drive through the city on a time limit... them fools that just cut right in front of me piss me off. Thanks for the tips folks.