THE GTA "SAN ANDREAS" MEGA-THREAD!!!

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Sep 5, 2003
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Damn been readin all yo probs n I'm feelin ya, I had trouble wit Zeros missions, but a homey of mine said you aint gotta do em, so i didnt do em, n everythings fine so far, I finished the helicopter n plane school missions, but after u finish em n u start workin for woozy in the casinos u gotta do some fucced up plane missions, they pretty hard....im stuck at them now, anyone else didnt do the zero missions?....
 
May 13, 2002
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are you serious? damn i was put through all that stress for nothin. can't believe that shit. i guess the only thing you benefit from completing his missions is getting a steady income from the rc shop. but that ain't shit to me. at least i can say i beat his missions but fuck man... his missions were a bitch. he was making hate the game.

damn i haven't even started on the plane missions for toreno in las venturas. i needed a chill pill from all the stress i was already put through with zero's missions and the flying school missions. i've been avoiding it. right now i'm doin' all the other missions in venturas.

you'll probably see my frustrated and pissed off posts later on when i start on them flying missions.
 
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ahhh man here we go again... im doin' toreno's missions and this missions pissin me off. i'm on the n.o.e. mission where you gotta fly a fuckin plane all the way to san fierro.... and back! to top shit off you gotta fly the muthafucka hella low to stay off the radar or you'll get shot down.... muuuuutherfucker. and the fucker has the nerve to say ill be fine as long as i stay low. i'll be fine my ass. i'm fuckin hittin trees and telephone lines and hills n shit.
 
May 29, 2002
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^^ that shit had me hella frustrated. the one where u gotta fly in a circle had me sweatin like a dog. and the barrel role was almost just as hard. once you finish though, its smooths sailing for a while. u finally get to gamble.
 
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^^ i'm talking about an actual mission. i finished the training missions already... the ones you talked about. but yeah the one where you had to fly in a circle was gettin me pumped. hella struggling to hit the corona or whatever you call those red circles. plane's all swerving as im approaching the circles. i'm passing them up. damn. i'm surprised my controller is still functioning. zeros missions and these flying missions got my controller flying to my hardwood floor how many times now. and all these flying missions got me lookin all stupid n shit. you know how there are those kids that actually move their whole arm and body to where they want their character to move when their playing video games? well shit... these flying missions got me doin that shit.
 

Jake

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^^^haha,hell yeah,my boy was in his lazy boy like is was a fucking cockpit,leaning all over the place and shit,haha
 
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ahhh hell yeah im on the mission where i go back to los santos to madd doggs mansion... shit is sick rolling deep with the triads and trying to take out big poppa and his click. shits gettin me amped... gotta do it over again tho... failed the mission. this some mission i don't mind doin again tho... beats flyin a plane again.
 
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Damn yall i just hit that N.O.E. mission n im tellin yall shits harda than a mufucka, they got a time limit, a radar for stayin low o else u get missles fired at ya, cant crash o ull blow up, n hella shuit in the way, hardest mission so far...
 
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yeah i posted about that n.o.e. mission a couple posts up... i passed it right after i posted it, after i passed the canyons i flew on the right side of san fierro, right over the bay. it's easier because you could fly low with nothing in your way although youll probably fly under the gant bridge if i remember but it aint nothin. but once i got to the corona and flew back to las venturas i actually flew threw all the bullshit... threw the trees n hills and canyons... i was in a zone and flew through it and made it back. crazy shit tho towards the end, cuz just before the landing strip i flew over a restricted area and they shot a missle at me and hit me and luckily it didnt blow up my plane but my shit was started smokin and swervin. but i was able to land it. if i wouldve failed the mission at the end tho i think my controller wouldve been split in half.

and to forwarn you. it aint over with the flying missions. you're almost done with em tho.
 

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DUDE FUCK THIS GAME SUMTIMES... ITS HELLA HARD YO.....

I CANT BEAT THA FUCKIN RACE RIGHT B4 U GO TO SAN FIERRO... SHIT MAN... HELLA FUCKIN FRUSTRATING YO... IM PISSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
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lol i feel your frustration man... shit i wanna see how frustrated you get when it comes to zeros missions and the flying missions... but in the race just try to get ahead of the pack in the beginning and just keep your composure as your're racing once you're in the lead.... your're probably overspeeding on the turns n shit. and once you get ahead of the pack just drive hella normal, you don't have to speed cuz the other cars will get into problems themselves. that mission was pissing me the fuck off too cuz i'd always fuckin tip over n shit and my car would be all upside down or my ass would end up in the water.... that was what pissed me off the most cuz i'd have to swim forever just to get back on land and to make things worse i'm hella far away from the starting point of the mission where you have to go to do the mission again.
 
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Yo keep tryin, it'll give ya drivin skills, n ull need everythin u got fo the last mission, thats shits that hardest mission, theres a 5 or 6 steps to it, i finially finished it after like 30 tries yo...its a challenge but I finally beat the game
 
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whats pissin me off now is im trying to reclaim grove st. territories in LA after i pick up Sweet from jail. Man the shits pissin me cuz now theres rioting going on and more police in the mix and them fools are interfereing in my shit when i'm tryin to shoot down the ballas. so you end up shooting the pig cuz cuz he's all shooting you and then what happens... more cops show up... so now you got the ballas shooting at you as well as the cops. and then you got the regular citizens just goin up to your ass trying to beat your ass down. muthafuckers. and so i end up dieing right. and you get out the hospital with no weapons for shit and theres hella ballas that you can provoke a gang war with. but why when i go to ammunation to get strapped and look for ballas in their territories... THERE'S NONE TO BE FOUND. gat damn it what the fuck. im driving through all the purple territories and there aint shit. fuckers. but if i don't have weapons on me their all over the damn place. fuckin bullshit.

siccmadeloc... do you have to claim back all of los santos again? cuz man i don't wanna go through all these gang wars again. i fucking did that shit earlier in the game... took over all of los santos but that shit took forever. shit was time consuming. after coming back from las venturas to see the map all in purple and yellow pissed me off. and will it tell me or will sweet call me once i took over enough territories? cuz i hate driving back repeatedly to sweets house to see if i'm able to do his missions.