Suppose you killed somebody...

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Gas One

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^^well i dont think we'll be using that as a burial ground anymore, now will we?

seriously, i think some of you have watched too many movies.

killing someone and getting away with it aint like the movies. you aint gonna learn how to do it on the internet. even talking about that type of shit can help piece together a murder, so if one of us had murdered someone, why we gon give tips on the shit?

say one of you dumb fucks murder someone and fuck it up, they see youre a regular on the computer, go through your history and find this thread...and my tips on how to murder someone coincides with what you did...accessory to murder.

so no thanks, ill stick to my own murder plots that ive planned out thoughfully over the course of 10 years..yes, ten years..thats how much thought shit like that takes.
 
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haha.. im gonna answer anyway cuz id never commit a murder!!! *shifty eyez*

but get some tarp, a chain and something that will sink to the bottom of the bay.... wrap it all up and overboard it goes on a foggy nite.. :)
 
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Gas One said:
say one of you dumb fucks murder someone and fuck it up, they see youre a regular on the computer, go through your history and find this thread...and my tips on how to murder someone coincides with what you did...accessory to murder.
ummm no, that would not land u accessory charges.


TriFlen Locc said:
Y'all are amateurs. The more cutting, cooking, and chemicalling you do, the more likely you are to leave trace evidence on yourself, and in a trail all the way to wherever you disposed of the body. Dennis Nilsen managed to rack up double digits, but still got caught because his careful cutting up and dumping down the toilet with lime and other chemicals didn't work- the plumbing overflowed. Boiling bodies down is part of what got Jeffery Dahmer caught- human beings stink when they are boiled down to the bones. 2 tiny teeth fragments and a few strands of hair put Richard Crafts away for the murder and woodchipper-disposal of his wife.

If you want to kill somebody and get away with it, look at the people who got away with it: Jack the Ripper did a fine and dandy job by knowing the neighhorhood well, killing his victims, and just leaving them there. Ted Bundy wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't let Carol da Ronch escape his VW bug: grab your victim, render him unconscious, and transport him to a spot deep in the woods to finish the job, leaving the evidence there. The Green River Killer excelled at body disposal: choose an openly accessible, but too large to patrol all the time, area and dump the bodies there. The key is to kill a stranger, and have only *one* crime scene: murder and disposal in approximately the same place. When you have secondary and tertiary crime scenes, you're just creating more places to leave evidence.
...someone has issues.
 

Gas One

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Senchent said:
ummm no, that would not land u accessory charges.
...someone has issues.
i dont argue with people, so dont even reply to me.

In some jurisdictions, an accessory is distinguished from an accomplice, who normally is present at the crime and participates in some way. An accessory must generally have knowledge that a crime is being, or will be committed. A person with such knowledge may become an accessory by helping or encouraging the criminal in some way, or simply by failing to report the crime to proper authority. The assistance to the criminal may be of any type, including emotional or financial assistance as well as physical assistance or concealment.

A person who incites another to a crime will become a member of a conspiracy if agreement is reached, and may then be considered an accessory or a joint principal if the crime is eventually committed.

In the United States, a person who learns of the crime and gives some form of assistance before the crime is committed is known as an "accessory before the fact". A person who learns of the crime after it is committed and helps the criminal to conceal it, or aids the criminal in escaping, or simply fails to report the crime, is known as an "accessory after the fact". A person who does both is sometimes referred to as an "accessory before and after the fact", but this usage is less common.

The punishment tariff for accessories varies in different jurisdictions, and has varied at different periods of history. In some times and places accessories have been subject to lesser penalties than principals (the persons who actually commit the crime). In others accessories are considered the same as principals in theory, although in a particular case an accessory may be treated less severely than a principal. In some times and places accessories before the fact have been treated differently from accessories after the fact. Common law traditionally considers an accessory just as guilty as the principal(s) in a crime, and subject to the same penalties. Separate and lesser punishments exist by statute in many jurisdictions.

A person cannot be charged as an accessory to a crime unless the crime has actually taken place. An accessory before the fact may also be considered a conspirator. A conspirator must have been a party to the planning the crime, rather than merely becoming aware of the plan to commit it and then helping in some way. On the other hand, a charge of conspiracy can be made even if the actual crime is never committed, so long as the plan has been made, and at least one overt act towards the crime has been committed by at least one of the conspirators. Thus an accessory before the fact will often, but not always, also be a conspirator.

To be convicted of an accessory charge, the accused must generally be proved to have had actual knowledge that a crime was going to be, or had been, committed. Furthermore, there must be proof that the accessory knew that his or her action, or inaction, was helping the criminals commit the crime, or evade detection, or escape. A person who unknowingly houses a person who has just committed a crime, for instance, may not be charged with an accessory offense because they did not have knowledge of the crime.

In many jurisdictions a person may not be charged as an accessory to a crime committed by his or her spouse. This is related to the traditional privilege not to testify against an accused spouse, and the older idea that a wife was completely subject to the orders of a husband, whether lawful or illegal.

In most jurisdictions an accessory cannot be tried before the principal is convicted, unless the accessory and principal are tried together, or unless the accessory consents to being tried first.






so yes, had this been real, had he really murdered someone, and had someones big mouth actually helped, you can be charged with bieng an accessory.
 

Defy

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I'll pick a red or blue bandanna by the scientific method of eenie meenie minie moe....buy a blackmarket gun with a couple bullets, and shoot them at a big ass gathering, making sure I wear a white t-shirt & jeans & gloves....that way it'll be considered a gang shooting, and barely investigated.....I'll blend in to oakland's standard dress code....fuck all that csi shit
 

Gas One

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Defy said:
I'll pick a red or blue bandanna by the scientific method of eenie meenie minie moe....buy a blackmarket gun with a couple bullets, and shoot them at a big ass gathering, making sure I wear a white t-shirt & jeans & gloves....that way it'll be considered a gang shooting, and barely investigated.....I'll blend in to oakland's standard dress code....fuck all that csi shit
lol @ crips and bloods in oakland.
 

Defy

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do you know how many times I turn on the news and hear "another gang related homicide in oakland" .....rrrriiiiiiggggghhhhhhttttttt
 
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^ You don't have a clue what he's talking about do you?

And hypothetically speaking:

Suppose I kill someone..... the last place to discuss anything of this nature is on the internet where it's not clear who you are discussing it with. Patriot Act. They might be taping....
 
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I'm talking about what Defy posted and what you quoted.

The town's been hot like fish grease lately. I'm not talking about crips and bloods.
 
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when i first read the thread title, i instantly said "this must be a musty thread" haha
 

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TROLL said:
haha.. im gonna answer anyway cuz id never commit a murder!!! *shifty eyez*

but get some tarp, a chain and something that will sink to the bottom of the bay.... wrap it all up and overboard it goes on a foggy nite.. :)
that's that scott peterson shit

ps. watch out for the j boegies on this one