Suppose you killed somebody...

[TriFlen Locc]

How would you dispose of the body without getting caught? Would you dump it somewhere? Bury it in the backyard or basement? Dissolve it in lime? What? What would your master plan be that would allow you to get away with it?

 

[mustynutz]

umm i dont know officer....i wouldnt ever break the law.

Internet guide to hiding dead bodies

getting rid of a dead body

 

[Y-S]

You murdered someone, didn't u?

 

[jray7070]

throw him in a wsamp full of alligators

 

[BETO916]

put the remains in a UPS envelope, and mail it to the po-po with note attached...."Here's a puzzle for you to put together, have fun."

 

[dali]

if i had the money or was part of the mob i would bribe someone working at the crematory and burn that shit or let the corpse be eaten by pigs...burry it in the backyard...dumb it somewhere ?? that's about the dummyies thing you could do.

 

[moonpizzle]

To burn anything that is not metal put x in a metal box, use a setaline torch til nothing is left inside it.

 

[yoinkIZback31]

lmao this nigga is hella suspicius...tryna catch people on siccness.

 

[Stealth]

I'd just get a bottle of bleach and ammonia...let the fumes mix together...creates a lethal gas that apparently doesn't show up on an autopsy...and leave the body there.

The only thing I'd have to do is put the bleach and ammonia back under the sink and leave the house.

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

Burn the body with sulfur and acid...

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

If you out in nebraska you can just hang the body up as scarecrow and watch as the crows n shit pick at it. LOL nobody will ever know LOL.

 

[Gas One]

fuck disposing of the body. people get paid to do that type of shit. leave the corpse where it lays.

all that other shit is for movies.

 

[vinylfiend]

listen to necro's "dead body disposal"

 

[TriFlen Locc]

Y'all are amateurs. The more cutting, cooking, and chemicalling you do, the more likely you are to leave trace evidence on yourself, and in a trail all the way to wherever you disposed of the body. Dennis Nilsen managed to rack up double digits, but still got caught because his careful cutting up and dumping down the toilet with lime and other chemicals didn't work- the plumbing overflowed. Boiling bodies down is part of what got Jeffery Dahmer caught- human beings stink when they are boiled down to the bones. 2 tiny teeth fragments and a few strands of hair put Richard Crafts away for the murder and woodchipper-disposal of his wife.

If you want to kill somebody and get away with it, look at the people who got away with it: Jack the Ripper did a fine and dandy job by knowing the neighhorhood well, killing his victims, and just leaving them there. Ted Bundy wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't let Carol da Ronch escape his VW bug: grab your victim, render him unconscious, and transport him to a spot deep in the woods to finish the job, leaving the evidence there. The Green River Killer excelled at body disposal: choose an openly accessible, but too large to patrol all the time, area and dump the bodies there. The key is to kill a stranger, and have only *one* crime scene: murder and disposal in approximately the same place. When you have secondary and tertiary crime scenes, you're just creating more places to leave evidence.

 

[POLTERGEIST]

why would u ask these questions if u already know how/where to do it?

 

[TriFlen Locc]

I just wanted to see what conclusions everybody came up with....I'm bored

 

[28g w/o the bag]

Y'all are amateurs. The more cutting, cooking, and chemicalling you do, the more likely you are to leave trace evidence on yourself, and in a trail all the way to wherever you disposed of the body. Dennis Nilsen managed to rack up double digits, but still got caught because his careful cutting up and dumping down the toilet with lime and other chemicals didn't work- the plumbing overflowed. Boiling bodies down is part of what got Jeffery Dahmer caught- human beings stink when they are boiled down to the bones. 2 tiny teeth fragments and a few strands of hair put Richard Crafts away for the murder and woodchipper-disposal of his wife.

If you want to kill somebody and get away with it, look at the people who got away with it: Jack the Ripper did a fine and dandy job by knowing the neighhorhood well, killing his victims, and just leaving them there. Ted Bundy wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't let Carol da Ronch escape his VW bug: grab your victim, render him unconscious, and transport him to a spot deep in the woods to finish the job, leaving the evidence there. The Green River Killer excelled at body disposal: choose an openly accessible, but too large to patrol all the time, area and dump the bodies there. The key is to kill a stranger, and have only *one* crime scene: murder and disposal in approximately the same place. When you have secondary and tertiary crime scenes, you're just creating more places to leave evidence.

uhhh thanks

i'll keep that in mind

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[TriFlen Locc]

Gas One is on the right track

 

[DeceptaKhan]

that metal box and high powered torch sounds like a goodone

 

[-TiM C-]

if any of u have a dead body layin around u shuld take it to the hills off 580 east out between livermore/blackhawk its hella square miles of nothin but backroads and a house here and there cutty as fuck