somebody get this fuckin mouse out my room
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I had a problem with mice a few years ago.
The easiest way to get rid of them is kind of cold hearted. But if you want to kill them quick,
Get a few packages of instant aka "just add water" mashed potato mix. Put like two whole packets in a few little cups around your room. Two or three little cups should be enough.
Those little fuckers love that shit and will eat it until there is none left. Than the mix expands in them like when you add water and they die.
It is a easy, cheap and non chemical way to kill mice and rats.
Hope that helps.
Nuttkace
The easiest way to get rid of them is kind of cold hearted. But if you want to kill them quick,
Get a few packages of instant aka "just add water" mashed potato mix. Put like two whole packets in a few little cups around your room. Two or three little cups should be enough.
Those little fuckers love that shit and will eat it until there is none left. Than the mix expands in them like when you add water and they die.
It is a easy, cheap and non chemical way to kill mice and rats.
Hope that helps.
Nuttkace
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LOL...only one problem....Where did the mice die at? Say for instance he eats that shit your talking about and decides I'm gonna die behind this guys fridge or under his stove etc...guess what? Now you have a dead mouse that you can't find that is making your house smell like SHIT!!!
I recommend getting a cat or kitten....Yeah I know cats sucks and whatnot but I'll tell you this in my shitty NYC apt the fucking little mice bastards took over. I was scared to have company little fuckers would run by screamin TBIB nigga we hyphy TALIBAN RAT MAFIA and all that wild shit. I decided enough was enough skipped over to the Humane Society bought myself a kitten for $30......guess what? Dem little fuckers dipped immediatly....it was like they smelled the cat and knew WE GOTTA MOVE OUT...I have not seen one mouse, mouse dropping, no nothing. I come home feed my SAV ass cat and change the liter to make sure that shit don't have my house smelling and kick my feet up and smoke ah L. No more fuckers running by 3+ deep showin' disrepect....I gotta say them little bastards have balls I use to stomp and they'd run then one day I stomped and I swear one of them looked at me like FUCK YOU I AIN'T SCRAED...LOL
I recommend getting a cat or kitten....Yeah I know cats sucks and whatnot but I'll tell you this in my shitty NYC apt the fucking little mice bastards took over. I was scared to have company little fuckers would run by screamin TBIB nigga we hyphy TALIBAN RAT MAFIA and all that wild shit. I decided enough was enough skipped over to the Humane Society bought myself a kitten for $30......guess what? Dem little fuckers dipped immediatly....it was like they smelled the cat and knew WE GOTTA MOVE OUT...I have not seen one mouse, mouse dropping, no nothing. I come home feed my SAV ass cat and change the liter to make sure that shit don't have my house smelling and kick my feet up and smoke ah L. No more fuckers running by 3+ deep showin' disrepect....I gotta say them little bastards have balls I use to stomp and they'd run then one day I stomped and I swear one of them looked at me like FUCK YOU I AIN'T SCRAED...LOL
just dont do what I did & do nothing. because after a month that one mouse became into 7. I had to catch all 7 the hard way. catch him going into a closet or something, close all the exit routs & start playing pinata. It took me 2 months, but my house is free of rodents (that is until some pig neighbours move in again).
Man u gotta smarten up, u coulda spent that $30 on a case of 211 Steel Reserve and some Popeyes. U shoulda just dipped to tha hood and snatched up 1 of them street cats.
I dont give a fuck what any of ya'll niggas say, West Oakland and Vallejo produces the grimest cats in the world. (Moutain Lions and Panthers dont want it wit them)
This is the Best shit I read in a long ass time. Especially cuz I went through this same shit not too long ago...
I tried the poison - didn't work....i tried mouse traps - didn't work....the shit had me going crazy....I swear to god, I would lay down at night, & as soon as I'd turn off the lights, I would hear those little fuckers takin flight around me. I had a flashlight & every 3 seconds I would turn that shit on tryin to catch one of em w/ a rope propelling down the side of my entertainment center.
it got so bad that at one point i was here in my room w/ the flashlight in one hand, and a fuccin' ninja sword in the other, standin' on a little step ladder waitin for one of those fuccs to make a move....i'll tell ya right now, ninja swords ain't the way to go. All that did for me was put holes in half the shit in my closet. I started trippin' too thinkin' how dumb would I look, if my chicc walks in the room, finds me lying dead next to the step ladder, w/ a sword stuck in my stomach, and a big "M" carved in my chest by one of those litte fuccers...
but anyways, we had to tent our house right after that, so I ain't seen those fuccers since....But I know they'll be back, & when they do, I'm takin' homeboys advice & they are all gonna get a fat serving of mashed potatoes.....teach 'em to fucc w/ me...
I tried the poison - didn't work....i tried mouse traps - didn't work....the shit had me going crazy....I swear to god, I would lay down at night, & as soon as I'd turn off the lights, I would hear those little fuckers takin flight around me. I had a flashlight & every 3 seconds I would turn that shit on tryin to catch one of em w/ a rope propelling down the side of my entertainment center.
it got so bad that at one point i was here in my room w/ the flashlight in one hand, and a fuccin' ninja sword in the other, standin' on a little step ladder waitin for one of those fuccs to make a move....i'll tell ya right now, ninja swords ain't the way to go. All that did for me was put holes in half the shit in my closet. I started trippin' too thinkin' how dumb would I look, if my chicc walks in the room, finds me lying dead next to the step ladder, w/ a sword stuck in my stomach, and a big "M" carved in my chest by one of those litte fuccers...
but anyways, we had to tent our house right after that, so I ain't seen those fuccers since....But I know they'll be back, & when they do, I'm takin' homeboys advice & they are all gonna get a fat serving of mashed potatoes.....teach 'em to fucc w/ me...
....LOL!!
This thread has me rollin'..! damn.. here's my story..
I moved into a really modern home.. the last thing I thought I was gonna find was mouse shit in the drawers, cupboards.. on the damn cutting board too.. damn.. just the thought of those dirty things runnin' around and shitting all over everything had me trippin'...!
I didnt want to use the poison because like dude said.. I didnt want them to eat it and die somewhere I couldnt get to and fuck up the place... I bought the old fashioned mouse traps but DAMmit if those lil fuckers wouldnt set off the trap with a stick and take whatever food was on there and BOUNCE. I kept finding the traps sprung and empty-- so then I bought them sticky traps.. where the mouse steps up on it and BAM- stuck like chuck.
WELL-- YOU try opening the drawer expecting to pull out some spaghetti noodles for dinner and that lil guy is SCREAMING trying to chew its own arm off trying to get free! ... helllll noooo! I was freaked out- too scared to grab the shit because of the screaming (I'm serious too) so I grabbed a dish towel, threw it over the top of the mouse in the sticky trap- scooped it up and ran it out to the trash can (tripped and almost fell down a couple times I was in such a panic.. lol..) .. I threw the rest of them out.. fuck that- it was just too nasty to deal with.. so I went and bought the "spinning" trap... its round, you open the seal on the bottom of the trap, fill it with peanut butter, seal it back up, twist it til it clicks and "supposedly" the mouse is supposed to get in there- the trap SPINS closed and the nasty rodent is trapped for you to dispose of................. we'll see.. thats where I'm at.. I havent caught one yet.. but I havent found any more mouse shit either... its been about a week.. I'll let you know how it goes....
To Be Cont.............
This thread has me rollin'..! damn.. here's my story..
I moved into a really modern home.. the last thing I thought I was gonna find was mouse shit in the drawers, cupboards.. on the damn cutting board too.. damn.. just the thought of those dirty things runnin' around and shitting all over everything had me trippin'...!
I didnt want to use the poison because like dude said.. I didnt want them to eat it and die somewhere I couldnt get to and fuck up the place... I bought the old fashioned mouse traps but DAMmit if those lil fuckers wouldnt set off the trap with a stick and take whatever food was on there and BOUNCE. I kept finding the traps sprung and empty-- so then I bought them sticky traps.. where the mouse steps up on it and BAM- stuck like chuck.
WELL-- YOU try opening the drawer expecting to pull out some spaghetti noodles for dinner and that lil guy is SCREAMING trying to chew its own arm off trying to get free! ... helllll noooo! I was freaked out- too scared to grab the shit because of the screaming (I'm serious too) so I grabbed a dish towel, threw it over the top of the mouse in the sticky trap- scooped it up and ran it out to the trash can (tripped and almost fell down a couple times I was in such a panic.. lol..) .. I threw the rest of them out.. fuck that- it was just too nasty to deal with.. so I went and bought the "spinning" trap... its round, you open the seal on the bottom of the trap, fill it with peanut butter, seal it back up, twist it til it clicks and "supposedly" the mouse is supposed to get in there- the trap SPINS closed and the nasty rodent is trapped for you to dispose of................. we'll see.. thats where I'm at.. I havent caught one yet.. but I havent found any more mouse shit either... its been about a week.. I'll let you know how it goes....
To Be Cont.............
I usually used live traps and checked them very often. So I could release the mouse into the wild. Haven't had a problem since them. I have a kitty, but he's not a hunter, and my room mate has a kitty too. I was actually contemplating getting a mouse or a rat as a pet. I couldn't stand to have to kill one, though I know a home infestation would call for it. My father was an exterminator for 15 years so I also felt guilty for the dead mice as a kid, and it stayed with me till today. So I tend to suggest live, humane traps and checking them very often. And also to make sure you don't have loose food and grains laying around. Check cabinets, and pantrys around the corners and see where the mouse frequests. They stick to walking along the wall edge. If they're in the walls, just do a thorough sweep of the places you keep food. Also, if you have a neighbor whose home touches yours, it may be their home that has the mice and you just suffer for it.
Or it may be a little visitor who will leave when he sees you have no available food for him.
Or it may be a little visitor who will leave when he sees you have no available food for him.
Maaayn we had that problem.. I had a group effort to kill a couple mice.
My homies were over and we heard one scurrying in the kitchen so we was ALL over that muthafucka. He was sumwhere in the cabinet so we were taking EVERYTHING out, hella making a mess trynna corner that foo in. Finally, we get everything out and we find him, but that foo was fast as shiet, darting out the cupboard like speedy gonzalez and shiet. We finally got him trapped in this sliding door container thing that had hella cups in it; kinda like those ice cream stand thingies. But the mouse would go from one side to the other. So we had a few foos on the outside and then i was on top, and one of my homies was in there and we was trynna catch it. We finally got it cornered but my homie stepped on it and killed it. We were just trynna catch it to fuck wit it tho, we didnt wanna kill it... anyway, that entertained us for a LOOOONG ass time.
Everytime foos come over, those mice are HELLA entertaining.
My homies were over and we heard one scurrying in the kitchen so we was ALL over that muthafucka. He was sumwhere in the cabinet so we were taking EVERYTHING out, hella making a mess trynna corner that foo in. Finally, we get everything out and we find him, but that foo was fast as shiet, darting out the cupboard like speedy gonzalez and shiet. We finally got him trapped in this sliding door container thing that had hella cups in it; kinda like those ice cream stand thingies. But the mouse would go from one side to the other. So we had a few foos on the outside and then i was on top, and one of my homies was in there and we was trynna catch it. We finally got it cornered but my homie stepped on it and killed it. We were just trynna catch it to fuck wit it tho, we didnt wanna kill it... anyway, that entertained us for a LOOOONG ass time.
Everytime foos come over, those mice are HELLA entertaining.