Racial Jokes
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Why don't black kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
What do you call 50 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.
What is the worst 3 years of a black person's life?
First grade.
Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
A black guy and a mexican guy jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
How do chinese name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
Cats keep covering them up.
What do you call 50 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.
What is the worst 3 years of a black person's life?
First grade.
Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
A black guy and a mexican guy jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
How do chinese name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
I think racial jokes are funny and everything, but you gotta admit that a lot of times you cats carry those stereotypes of other races into your everyday lives. Otherwise, how would these jokes be funny? And damn, some of these jokes are fucking HARSH. And i think the big issue here is, there are mostly white dudes telling these harsh ass jokes about blacks and mexicans. But where are the people of color with the harsh jokes about white folks? How come there aren't white jokes in this society? I mean, yeah, theres a few, but not nearly as much as there are jokes about people of color. So who's writing all these jokes about Blacks, Mexicans, Jews, Asians and such? Its White people. And I think thats where a lot of EDJ's frustration is coming from. Yeah, its not slavery, and yeah its not a hate crime, but when something about a racial stereotype is made funny, people are gonna laugh and remember that. And by retaining such information, that funny stereotype is going to come to mind whenever you see a Mexican, a black or a Jew. But it seems OK, because it was just a funny joke, right? But naw, the joke has become part of your view. And Im not gonna front, Im guilty of the same thing. Because it such powerful notion, I tell jokes that degrade my own people knowing that some white man probably wrote it at the expense of my peoples dignity. And the fucked up thing is, we laugh everytime.
^^thats the point...we all know their are truths behind everything,and these jokes even...but their are ppl that recognize that and get over it,and ppl that dwell on it and let it bother to the point or ruining other ppls views..or maybe make them think of it in a way that they didnt even think before, until somebody had to bring it up,and bring it their attention like certain ppl have done on here...so either way can be taken as right or wrong,but both dont do any good,but at least with the jokes we can get a laugh,and laughing is alot better than arguning in my opinion
I got a Long one:
There are nine beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman 2 American men and 1 American woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred.
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to properly introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, another look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo on their wristband "Faxi-Mon" and are still waiting for instructions.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex with the ravishing tempremental redhed is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide as they listen to the American woman bitching about how sex is always unsatisfying, on the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do only better, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how all men except her father are pigs, how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how her last boyfriend, even though he was a pig, respected her opinion and treated her much nicer, at least before he committed suicide.
But, on the American island, at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
There are nine beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman 2 American men and 1 American woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred.
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to properly introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, another look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo on their wristband "Faxi-Mon" and are still waiting for instructions.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex with the ravishing tempremental redhed is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide as they listen to the American woman bitching about how sex is always unsatisfying, on the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do only better, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how all men except her father are pigs, how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how her last boyfriend, even though he was a pig, respected her opinion and treated her much nicer, at least before he committed suicide.
But, on the American island, at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
MAN,
THIS IS A FUCCED UP LIFE WE LIVE IN. JUST SEEIN' ALL THESE CLOSET RACIST MAKE FUN OF ALL MY PEOPLES AND TRYIN' TO INDULgE IN THE SUBCULTURE WE SET FORTH AND MUSIC WE PRODUCE IS SICCENIN'. "THIS" IS THE MAIN REASON WHY I OPPOSE OTHAS LISTENIN' AND TRYIN' TO INDULgE AND PARTAKE IN RAP AND OTHA PREDOMINANTLY BLAK CULTURED MUSIC. PEOPLE YOU HAVE WITNESSED IT. BUT AS LONg AS I'M ALIVE, I'M gONNA KEEP IT REAL WITH ALL MY PEOPLES AND DENOUNCE ALL THIS BULLSHIT. WITH THAT BEIN' SAID......
DUBBC415,
YOU STRESSED, "It does exist..."
WHAT EXISTS? WHAT IS YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "and making some jokes doesnt mean that reflects the way people feel about an ethnicity, no matter what u'd like to make of it."
HOW'S THAT? WHAT DO THEY FEEL THEN WHEN THEY LAUgH? WHY THEY LAUgHIN'? WHAT VIEWS DO THEY HOLD THAT WOULD MAKE THEM LAUgH? BETTER YET, WHY IS YOU LAUgHIN'? WHY IS FUNNY TO YOU?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "come on, ur not dumb....i mean, u've been around enough to make ur own generalizations about certain races, especially white people...u do it all the time in every post...."
BULLSHIT. WHY YOU THINK I SAY "PREDOMINANTLY THIS" OR "PREDOMINANTLY THAT"? CAUSE I DON'T ASSUME ALL ARE LIKE THAT. IF I DID gENERALIZE AND WAS RACIST, WHY WOULD I STILL BE ON THIS BITCH(INTERNET, SITE) WHEN I KNOW 99% OF THE PEOPLE THAT POST ARE WHITE?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "theyre just some jokes, and if the whole thing was about white people, everyone would let it slide, and ESPECIALLY if a white person said soething, theyd get clowned..."
CAUSE THIS MUSIC REFLECTS WHAT? ALRIgHT THEN. YOU ACT LIKE RAP WAS STARTED AND EMBRACED IN THE WHITE COMMUNITY.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "we're just sayin it all goes around.."
NO, YOU'RE JUST SAYIN', OR ATTEMPTIN' TO EQUATE IT LIKE IT'S ALL EQUAL WHEN IT AIN'T. IF MY REACTION TO MY OPPRESSORS ARE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEM OR EMRACE SUCH MENTALITY INTO MY CULTURE, THEN WHOEVA IS TRYIN' TO EMBRACE THAT SAME CULTURE, SHOULD ALREADY KNOW FROM JUMP HOW IT IS AND EMBRACE SUCH IF THEY FEEL THEY WANNA PARTAKE IN IT. IF NOT THEN DON'T FUK WITH IT. IT SHOULDN'T INCLUDE PEOPLE THAT WANNA SPEAK AgAINST IT AND HAVE A MINDSET AgAINST THE PEOPLE AND IT'S CULTURE AND EQUATE IT TO BEIN' FURTHER HUMILIATED WHEN HISTORY HAS SHOWN IT'S HARSH CONSEQUENCES OF SUCH MENTALITY TIL THIS DAY.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "and yeah, it does irk me, because u create an argument with everything. But u have the right to do that, so its all urs."
#1 RULE: ALWAYS BE A PLAYA ABOUT YOURS AND NEVA WORRY BOUT WHAT THE NEXT MAN IS DOIN'.
QUESTION MINES LIKE I QUESTION EVERYTHANg. YOU CAN'T BE gULLIBLE IN THIS DAY AND AgE NOW.
TONY206,
YOU STRESSED, "I make stereotypical jokes of my white friends all the time so does that make me a closet racist against white people?"
IT DEPENDS. ARE YOU WHITE YOURSELF? DO YOU HATE WHITE PEOPLE ON THE BASIS OF THEY SKIN TONE? OR DO YOU DISLIKE THEY PREDOMINANT ANgLO VIEWS? OR DO YOU HATE THE gOVERMENT? OR ARE YOU JUST NOT TOO FOND OF THEY FEATURES?
SICFUCC,
YOU STRESSED, "i dont get what EDJ is trying to accompish...he wants to stop the racism yet he is spreading more ignorance than anybody on here..."
WHAT IgNORANCE AM I SPREADIN'? YOU SOUND CLUELESS TO BEgIN WITH. LET ME ASK YOU THIS, WHAT MADE YOU WANNA LISTEN TO RAP?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "the shit is is saying is alot worse than any of these jokes by far,thats the ironic part"
THE SHIT THAT I'M SAYIN' IS SOME TRUTH. HISTORY AND ACTUALITY CAN BAK ME UP ON THIS.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "im through with this thread,i keep wanting to see some good jokes but get lecture instead from somebody that obviously nobody values the opinion of cause i havent seen one person agree with him"
THEN gET YO CLOSET RACIST, WHITE PRIVILEDgED ASS ON OUT OF HERE THEN. JUST CAUSE NOBODY HAS TYPED SOMETHIN' THAT WOULD AgREE WITH ME DOESN'T CONSTITUTE SHIT. YOU SOUND LIKE A FOLLOWER. "EVERYBODY AgREES WITH THIS gUY, SO LET ME SWINg OFF HIS NUTS TOO". THAT'S WHAT THE FUK YOU SOUND LIKE.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "so i have no idea why he feels the need to continue to preach to us about something we dont care about..."
CAUSE I AIN'T gONNA LET THIS BULLSHIT RIDE. I'M gONNA LACE A FEW HEADS OR SMAK IT UPSIDE SOMEONE THAT'S CLUELESS LIKE YOU. AND YOU ADMITTIN' THAT YOU DON'T CARE FURTHERS MY POINT.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "we are over all that shit,obviously he arent,so what are you fighting for?"
HE AREN'T? HOW OLD IS YOU? THIS SHIT AIN'T OVER. THAT CLOSET RACIST MINDSET EXISTS, EVEN AMONg THIS RAP SUBCULTURE AND IT'S A SHAME.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "your own satisfaction?"
NOPE.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "to get white kids out of your "black culture" cause white kids are supposed to do rock like you were tellin djmark7?"
THAT WOULD BE IDEAL, BUT UNREALISTIC. I HAVE CAME TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT WHITE CHILDREN WILL INEVITABLY COME TO LOVE THIS MUSIC. I'M JUST SEEIN' HOW TRUE THEY IS TO IT, AND MUTHA-FUKAS THAT PARTAKE IN THIS RACIAL BULLSHIT AIN'T WORTHY OF IT AND ARE FAKE TO THE SUBCULTURE. SO IN OTHA WORDS, I'M HERE TO WEED OUT THE REAL FANS FROM THE PHONEY.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "listen to yourself,YOU are the ignorant one,not us,take that shit somewhere else"
LOL. MUTHA-FUKA, I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU AND WILL BE HERE AFTER YOU LEAVE THIS SHIT AS A TREND. SO YOU gO ON WITH THAT BULLSHIT.
ROBS4,
YOU STRESSED, "@EDJ- Far from closed minded. Dont make assumptions of me when you have no idea who iam."
WHO ARE YOU THEN AND WHY THE FUK YOU LAUgHIN' AT THIS BULLSHIT?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Thats not a right you have so just relax."
I HAVE THE RIgHT TO WHAT THE FUK I WANNA HAVE THE RIgHT TO. WHO THE FUK IS YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I gOT A RIgHT TO?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Be cool in this situation alright your getting hurt because of this but you didnt have to read it in the first place."
FUK DOWN-PLAYIN' THIS BULLSHIT. THE MUTHA-FUKA THAT MADE THIS POST SHOULDN'T EXIST. HIS MINDSET SHOULDN'T EXIST WITHIN THIS SUBCULTURE. OTHAS SHOULDN'T EVEN ENCOURAgE OR PARTAKE IN THIS BULLSHIT. IF YOU DO, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LISTEN TO RAP, POINT, BLANK, PERIOD!
THEN YOU STRESSED, "You dont get where you have gotten this far in life if you are dumb, it meant no disrepect in the first place its a joke homey just stay calm."
NAW, FUK CALM. THIS SHIT WOULDN'T BE UTTERED AT NO SICCNESS BBQ FACE TO FACE.
DJMARKSCHNEVEN,
YOU STRESSED, "LOL shut yer hole dog...."
LOL. IS THAT HOW YOU TALK?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "I've done more for this culture of OURS than u have or EVER will...."
IS THAT RIgHT? WHAT MADE YOU WANNA PARTAKE IN IT?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Production on 20+ albums, 13 years DJin and 8 years in the Zulu Nation....EAT THAT..."
WHOOOOOO, I'M SCARED OF YOU NOW. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS ME? IT'S gOOD YOU DOIN' SHIT PLAYA. I AIN'T TRYIN' TO TAKE SHIT FROM YOU. YOU DO WHAT YOU DO. I NEVA HEARD OF YOU TIL BART gOT ON WITH THE SICCNESS. AND I STILL AIN'T HEARD YOUR PRODUCTION. THAT DON'T MEAN I WON'T EVA HEAR IT OR WON'T LIKE IT. MATTER OF FACT, LACE ME WITH SOME LINKS. I'LL KEEP IT REAL WITH YOU PLAYA.
YOU STRESSED, "Don't u got a weak ass album that was supposed to come out like 6 years ago that you should be workin on?"
NAW, I gOT A HELLA OF A gOURMET MASTERPIECE, THAT I'VE SENT EVERYWHERE FOR MASTERIN' AND WHILE WAITIN', I HAVE STARTED MY FOUNDATION, TO WHERE I DON'T NEED SHIT FROM N-E-ONE. I'VE BEEN HESITANT TO BRINg OUT MY PRODUCT, ESPECIALLY CAUSE I'M DOWN BY LAW, AND WAITIN' FOR EVERYTHANg(FINANCES, AND LABEL TO gET RIgHT). PLUS I DON'T KNOW, THE WAY THANgS HAVE BEEN gOIN', I'M REALLY gETTIN' TO THE POINT WHERE I SEE THIS WHOLE gAME AS PHONEY.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Yer a tool."
HOW'S THAT? WHO'S TOOL?
MR. ARSON,
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Mark dont trip of EDJ he is his number one and only fan, he brings his weak ass album with a black and shit cover her made at kinko's to peep shows and hands them out out to hookers to try and get his fat ass some play, trick aint your ass half white anyways???"
LIKE YOU KNOW ME SO WELL YOU PUNK ASS PUSSY. YOU DON'T KNOW OF ME OR MY MUSIC. YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE OR MY STRUggLES. SO SHUT THE FUK UP AND DON'T SPEAK ON SAMETHIN' YOU KNOW NATHAN ABOUT. AND UNLIKE YOU, AIN'T NO PEKA-WOOD HERE. COME SEE ME AT THE NEXT BBQ PUNK AND SPIT THE SHIT YOU SAYIN' NOW. IF NOT, SHUT THE FUK UP AND ACT LIKE YOU KNOW PUNK.
THIS IS A FUCCED UP LIFE WE LIVE IN. JUST SEEIN' ALL THESE CLOSET RACIST MAKE FUN OF ALL MY PEOPLES AND TRYIN' TO INDULgE IN THE SUBCULTURE WE SET FORTH AND MUSIC WE PRODUCE IS SICCENIN'. "THIS" IS THE MAIN REASON WHY I OPPOSE OTHAS LISTENIN' AND TRYIN' TO INDULgE AND PARTAKE IN RAP AND OTHA PREDOMINANTLY BLAK CULTURED MUSIC. PEOPLE YOU HAVE WITNESSED IT. BUT AS LONg AS I'M ALIVE, I'M gONNA KEEP IT REAL WITH ALL MY PEOPLES AND DENOUNCE ALL THIS BULLSHIT. WITH THAT BEIN' SAID......
DUBBC415,
YOU STRESSED, "It does exist..."
WHAT EXISTS? WHAT IS YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "and making some jokes doesnt mean that reflects the way people feel about an ethnicity, no matter what u'd like to make of it."
HOW'S THAT? WHAT DO THEY FEEL THEN WHEN THEY LAUgH? WHY THEY LAUgHIN'? WHAT VIEWS DO THEY HOLD THAT WOULD MAKE THEM LAUgH? BETTER YET, WHY IS YOU LAUgHIN'? WHY IS FUNNY TO YOU?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "come on, ur not dumb....i mean, u've been around enough to make ur own generalizations about certain races, especially white people...u do it all the time in every post...."
BULLSHIT. WHY YOU THINK I SAY "PREDOMINANTLY THIS" OR "PREDOMINANTLY THAT"? CAUSE I DON'T ASSUME ALL ARE LIKE THAT. IF I DID gENERALIZE AND WAS RACIST, WHY WOULD I STILL BE ON THIS BITCH(INTERNET, SITE) WHEN I KNOW 99% OF THE PEOPLE THAT POST ARE WHITE?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "theyre just some jokes, and if the whole thing was about white people, everyone would let it slide, and ESPECIALLY if a white person said soething, theyd get clowned..."
CAUSE THIS MUSIC REFLECTS WHAT? ALRIgHT THEN. YOU ACT LIKE RAP WAS STARTED AND EMBRACED IN THE WHITE COMMUNITY.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "we're just sayin it all goes around.."
NO, YOU'RE JUST SAYIN', OR ATTEMPTIN' TO EQUATE IT LIKE IT'S ALL EQUAL WHEN IT AIN'T. IF MY REACTION TO MY OPPRESSORS ARE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEM OR EMRACE SUCH MENTALITY INTO MY CULTURE, THEN WHOEVA IS TRYIN' TO EMBRACE THAT SAME CULTURE, SHOULD ALREADY KNOW FROM JUMP HOW IT IS AND EMBRACE SUCH IF THEY FEEL THEY WANNA PARTAKE IN IT. IF NOT THEN DON'T FUK WITH IT. IT SHOULDN'T INCLUDE PEOPLE THAT WANNA SPEAK AgAINST IT AND HAVE A MINDSET AgAINST THE PEOPLE AND IT'S CULTURE AND EQUATE IT TO BEIN' FURTHER HUMILIATED WHEN HISTORY HAS SHOWN IT'S HARSH CONSEQUENCES OF SUCH MENTALITY TIL THIS DAY.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "and yeah, it does irk me, because u create an argument with everything. But u have the right to do that, so its all urs."
#1 RULE: ALWAYS BE A PLAYA ABOUT YOURS AND NEVA WORRY BOUT WHAT THE NEXT MAN IS DOIN'.
QUESTION MINES LIKE I QUESTION EVERYTHANg. YOU CAN'T BE gULLIBLE IN THIS DAY AND AgE NOW.
TONY206,
YOU STRESSED, "I make stereotypical jokes of my white friends all the time so does that make me a closet racist against white people?"
IT DEPENDS. ARE YOU WHITE YOURSELF? DO YOU HATE WHITE PEOPLE ON THE BASIS OF THEY SKIN TONE? OR DO YOU DISLIKE THEY PREDOMINANT ANgLO VIEWS? OR DO YOU HATE THE gOVERMENT? OR ARE YOU JUST NOT TOO FOND OF THEY FEATURES?
SICFUCC,
YOU STRESSED, "i dont get what EDJ is trying to accompish...he wants to stop the racism yet he is spreading more ignorance than anybody on here..."
WHAT IgNORANCE AM I SPREADIN'? YOU SOUND CLUELESS TO BEgIN WITH. LET ME ASK YOU THIS, WHAT MADE YOU WANNA LISTEN TO RAP?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "the shit is is saying is alot worse than any of these jokes by far,thats the ironic part"
THE SHIT THAT I'M SAYIN' IS SOME TRUTH. HISTORY AND ACTUALITY CAN BAK ME UP ON THIS.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "im through with this thread,i keep wanting to see some good jokes but get lecture instead from somebody that obviously nobody values the opinion of cause i havent seen one person agree with him"
THEN gET YO CLOSET RACIST, WHITE PRIVILEDgED ASS ON OUT OF HERE THEN. JUST CAUSE NOBODY HAS TYPED SOMETHIN' THAT WOULD AgREE WITH ME DOESN'T CONSTITUTE SHIT. YOU SOUND LIKE A FOLLOWER. "EVERYBODY AgREES WITH THIS gUY, SO LET ME SWINg OFF HIS NUTS TOO". THAT'S WHAT THE FUK YOU SOUND LIKE.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "so i have no idea why he feels the need to continue to preach to us about something we dont care about..."
CAUSE I AIN'T gONNA LET THIS BULLSHIT RIDE. I'M gONNA LACE A FEW HEADS OR SMAK IT UPSIDE SOMEONE THAT'S CLUELESS LIKE YOU. AND YOU ADMITTIN' THAT YOU DON'T CARE FURTHERS MY POINT.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "we are over all that shit,obviously he arent,so what are you fighting for?"
HE AREN'T? HOW OLD IS YOU? THIS SHIT AIN'T OVER. THAT CLOSET RACIST MINDSET EXISTS, EVEN AMONg THIS RAP SUBCULTURE AND IT'S A SHAME.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "your own satisfaction?"
NOPE.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "to get white kids out of your "black culture" cause white kids are supposed to do rock like you were tellin djmark7?"
THAT WOULD BE IDEAL, BUT UNREALISTIC. I HAVE CAME TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT WHITE CHILDREN WILL INEVITABLY COME TO LOVE THIS MUSIC. I'M JUST SEEIN' HOW TRUE THEY IS TO IT, AND MUTHA-FUKAS THAT PARTAKE IN THIS RACIAL BULLSHIT AIN'T WORTHY OF IT AND ARE FAKE TO THE SUBCULTURE. SO IN OTHA WORDS, I'M HERE TO WEED OUT THE REAL FANS FROM THE PHONEY.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "listen to yourself,YOU are the ignorant one,not us,take that shit somewhere else"
LOL. MUTHA-FUKA, I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU AND WILL BE HERE AFTER YOU LEAVE THIS SHIT AS A TREND. SO YOU gO ON WITH THAT BULLSHIT.
ROBS4,
YOU STRESSED, "@EDJ- Far from closed minded. Dont make assumptions of me when you have no idea who iam."
WHO ARE YOU THEN AND WHY THE FUK YOU LAUgHIN' AT THIS BULLSHIT?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Thats not a right you have so just relax."
I HAVE THE RIgHT TO WHAT THE FUK I WANNA HAVE THE RIgHT TO. WHO THE FUK IS YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I gOT A RIgHT TO?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Be cool in this situation alright your getting hurt because of this but you didnt have to read it in the first place."
FUK DOWN-PLAYIN' THIS BULLSHIT. THE MUTHA-FUKA THAT MADE THIS POST SHOULDN'T EXIST. HIS MINDSET SHOULDN'T EXIST WITHIN THIS SUBCULTURE. OTHAS SHOULDN'T EVEN ENCOURAgE OR PARTAKE IN THIS BULLSHIT. IF YOU DO, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LISTEN TO RAP, POINT, BLANK, PERIOD!
THEN YOU STRESSED, "You dont get where you have gotten this far in life if you are dumb, it meant no disrepect in the first place its a joke homey just stay calm."
NAW, FUK CALM. THIS SHIT WOULDN'T BE UTTERED AT NO SICCNESS BBQ FACE TO FACE.
DJMARKSCHNEVEN,
YOU STRESSED, "LOL shut yer hole dog...."
LOL. IS THAT HOW YOU TALK?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "I've done more for this culture of OURS than u have or EVER will...."
IS THAT RIgHT? WHAT MADE YOU WANNA PARTAKE IN IT?
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Production on 20+ albums, 13 years DJin and 8 years in the Zulu Nation....EAT THAT..."
WHOOOOOO, I'M SCARED OF YOU NOW. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS ME? IT'S gOOD YOU DOIN' SHIT PLAYA. I AIN'T TRYIN' TO TAKE SHIT FROM YOU. YOU DO WHAT YOU DO. I NEVA HEARD OF YOU TIL BART gOT ON WITH THE SICCNESS. AND I STILL AIN'T HEARD YOUR PRODUCTION. THAT DON'T MEAN I WON'T EVA HEAR IT OR WON'T LIKE IT. MATTER OF FACT, LACE ME WITH SOME LINKS. I'LL KEEP IT REAL WITH YOU PLAYA.
YOU STRESSED, "Don't u got a weak ass album that was supposed to come out like 6 years ago that you should be workin on?"
NAW, I gOT A HELLA OF A gOURMET MASTERPIECE, THAT I'VE SENT EVERYWHERE FOR MASTERIN' AND WHILE WAITIN', I HAVE STARTED MY FOUNDATION, TO WHERE I DON'T NEED SHIT FROM N-E-ONE. I'VE BEEN HESITANT TO BRINg OUT MY PRODUCT, ESPECIALLY CAUSE I'M DOWN BY LAW, AND WAITIN' FOR EVERYTHANg(FINANCES, AND LABEL TO gET RIgHT). PLUS I DON'T KNOW, THE WAY THANgS HAVE BEEN gOIN', I'M REALLY gETTIN' TO THE POINT WHERE I SEE THIS WHOLE gAME AS PHONEY.
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Yer a tool."
HOW'S THAT? WHO'S TOOL?
MR. ARSON,
THEN YOU STRESSED, "Mark dont trip of EDJ he is his number one and only fan, he brings his weak ass album with a black and shit cover her made at kinko's to peep shows and hands them out out to hookers to try and get his fat ass some play, trick aint your ass half white anyways???"
LIKE YOU KNOW ME SO WELL YOU PUNK ASS PUSSY. YOU DON'T KNOW OF ME OR MY MUSIC. YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE OR MY STRUggLES. SO SHUT THE FUK UP AND DON'T SPEAK ON SAMETHIN' YOU KNOW NATHAN ABOUT. AND UNLIKE YOU, AIN'T NO PEKA-WOOD HERE. COME SEE ME AT THE NEXT BBQ PUNK AND SPIT THE SHIT YOU SAYIN' NOW. IF NOT, SHUT THE FUK UP AND ACT LIKE YOU KNOW PUNK.
just answer one question for me EDJ and i will be satisfied...do you at least accept your ignorance and racism in all this? do you realize how you are coming off? seems like you are trying to take the high road,which i respect but at the same time you arent helping anything by adding fuel to the fire by bringing in your own closet racism,its kind if hypocritical and wanted to know if you realize that,why we might look at you as being wrong...its not your message i care about,i understand where you are coming from,but getting all non-blacks to stop listening to rap isnt the answer,haha
@ EDJ, u said it shouldnt exist, and im saying it does, meaning it will no matter what, and like u said urself, "everyones a little prejudiced"...but anyway, the jokes exist! its not gonna be forgotten about it...but i can say for me, im not reading these jokes going "oh hoh, this shit is SO true! these negros DO love fried chicken". that aint me dogg, and that aint a lot of people on this board. In fact, i can guarantee that this board has a collection of more not ignorant people than there are out on the street....everyones gettin made fun of a little bit, and theyre just jokes.
however, if this was a Scottie Pimpin thread, everyone would clap him on the back and go..."damn, Scottie, u sure do make good observations about them racist, dorky, peckerwoods."
however, if this was a Scottie Pimpin thread, everyone would clap him on the back and go..."damn, Scottie, u sure do make good observations about them racist, dorky, peckerwoods."
Im not saying its funny or its not...im saying, that these JOKES are just jokes...if the whole thread was made by black people, it would be all good.....theyre just jokes....thats it....i didnt laugh, hell, i didnt even read half of them, and if i was laughing, they werent the black ones i was laughin at...
about the me "acting like rap was started by the white community"-i dont know how u got that from my post. im strictly talking that about in the realm of the siccness....some people are just throwin up some stupid ass jokes...but, my point is that, if these were JUST jokes about white people, u wouldnt post in here, saying cut it out, so thats my point...it all goes around...theyre just some jokes. it may not be ok, but overall, u cant be hypocritical.
to me, it seems like ur taking these jokes, as an example of people oppresing black people, or any other ethnicity. just cuz these jokes are being put up here, does not mean people go out and really believe this shit! its nots things we subconciously believe, and dont realize!
not everything has a deeper meaning. but, im done, this thread is exhausted.
about the me "acting like rap was started by the white community"-i dont know how u got that from my post. im strictly talking that about in the realm of the siccness....some people are just throwin up some stupid ass jokes...but, my point is that, if these were JUST jokes about white people, u wouldnt post in here, saying cut it out, so thats my point...it all goes around...theyre just some jokes. it may not be ok, but overall, u cant be hypocritical.
to me, it seems like ur taking these jokes, as an example of people oppresing black people, or any other ethnicity. just cuz these jokes are being put up here, does not mean people go out and really believe this shit! its nots things we subconciously believe, and dont realize!
not everything has a deeper meaning. but, im done, this thread is exhausted.
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