** PRISION VS. WORK **

[CALiLiFE82]

GOT THIS FROM ANOTHER FORUM BUT STILL FUNNY REGARDLESS ......

Prison VS. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, This should make things a bit more clear....

>IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

>AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

>IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

>AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

>IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

>AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

>IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

>AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

>IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

>AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

>IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

>AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the toilet.

>IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

>AT WORK...you can't speak to your family.

>IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

>AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

>IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

>AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

>IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

> AT WORK...they are called managers

 

[Justin]

GOOD SHIT.

 

[DVS ONE]

thats a good one....but getting your own toilet duznt always happen....

 

[MeloTrauma]

Yeah but after work, you get to go home, eat whatever you want, turn on the game, drink a few brews, smoke a little herb, bang your girl all night, shit in privacy with good toilet paper.

Prison, you get ass raped or shanked or both.

 

[Blazelazy]

Yeah but after work, you get to go home, eat whatever you want, turn on the game, drink a few brews, smoke a little herb, bang your girl all night, shit in privacy with good toilet paper.

Prison, you get ass raped or shanked or both.

hell yeh
I'll take freedom thank u.

 

[Justin]

Prison, you get ass raped or shanked or both.

SICK.. TRUE BUT SICK..

 

[2-0-Sixx]

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

 

[Grim]

LOL

 

[DubbC415]

^^^yeah that shits soooo funny, just the way he says it ..."pc load letter. THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!"


after peter tells him that hes gonna lose his job, and it cut scenes to the bar, and them drinking, michael yells out "cock gobblers!" really quickly, its classic.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

"I can't believe I told those fudge packers I like Michael Bolton's music" - LOL, CLASSIC!