Pissing while sitting down?

[Jae iLL]

When Im drunk as fuck I sit down to piss.. shieeet I aint trynna get piss all over my got dayum bathroom floor, and when that toilet keeps moving it's kinda hard to aim ya feel me?

 

[ComputerNerd]

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[Spitz Unlimited]

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[AC Transit]

hahahahahhaha

im dying, this shit is too funny

 

[fillyacup]

*Sighing*
Un-fucking-believable...Fags errrywhere....where can a real man go on the net to talk to some other like minded MEN?

here: click here

 

[TonyG]

hahah this a trip

 

[Nuttkase]

LMFAO! This thread is a fucking classic.

When I shit and have to take a leak I just aim for the bathtub from the toilet. I only make it about 50% of the time though.

Nuttkace

 

[BzNutz]

i laughed my ass off on this thread, ty

 

[SF Slimm]

shit if i'm at home i piss sittin down cuz it's a hassle cleaning up the piss that gets on the seat if you piss standing up. but if i'm taking a piss in a public restroom then i piss standing up since i don't give a fuck if i piss on the seat. i ain't gonna clean it up anyway. pissin sittin down aint gay. it's straight chillin' and hassle free.

 

[DeceptaKhan]

if im drunk,i usually jus piss in the sink,throw my shit up on the marble,dont even have to aim,or if its someone elses house i usually aim for the the lil garbage can and hit that fucker till the ground starts shining,wut the hell do you guys piss it

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

... I was with a dude that used to sit to take a pee.. about 1/2 the time... (for those that know me, yes.. its the same dude that would cry when he'd cum... lol.. )


::Imagine My Surprise.. walkin' in on that ... like .. "What the...?!::

i really cannot express to you how sorry i am. HAHAHAHAHAH... did he sit there as he took a twinkle and ask you for money for a pedicure?

 

[Paya$o Lokz NJE559]

all i wanna kno is 1...why the fuck do u wanna talk to us about u shitting...and 2...no ones watching u...so fuck it..ur not more of a man by the way u piss...fuck dumbass...u really needa think about ur sexuallity if u gotta get online to ask a question like this...

 

[lost_cause]

Haha a test my ass, your just coverin up for yourself after you realized you posted a stupid ass thread that made you look gay as hell.

 

[jayoyayo]

shit if i'm at home i piss sittin down cuz it's a hassle cleaning up the piss that gets on the seat if you piss standing up. but if i'm taking a piss in a public restroom then i piss standing up since i don't give a fuck if i piss on the seat. i ain't gonna clean it up anyway. pissin sittin down aint gay. it's straight chillin' and hassle free.

LMFAO YOU BEEZY!

 

[Unkut Yola]

I don't know a man on earth who, when shittin, has to "stand up real quick" and piss to make himself feel more manly lol....

my thoughts exactly ...this is jus like that "I'M TIRED WHEN I DONT EAT" THREAD ...

 

[Unkut Yola]

shit if i'm at home i piss sittin down cuz it's a hassle cleaning up the piss that gets on the seat if you piss standing up. but if i'm taking a piss in a public restroom then i piss standing up since i don't give a fuck if i piss on the seat. i ain't gonna clean it up anyway. pissin sittin down aint gay. it's straight chillin' and hassle free.

 

[lVleNaCe]

Add this to the archive boss. This shits classic! lmaooooo Siccness is the best source of fucking entertainment on the internet I swear to GOD.

 

[fillyacup]

pissin sittin down aint gay. it's straight chillin' and hassle free.

best quote EVER.

if im drunk,i usually jus piss in the sink,throw my shit up on the marble,dont even have to aim,or if its someone elses house i usually aim for the the lil garbage can and hit that fucker till the ground starts shining,wut the hell do you guys piss it

LMAO!!!

 

[disnefariousnig]

Haha a test my ass, your just coverin up for yourself after you realized you posted a stupid ass thread that made you look gay as hell.

lmao 4reelz

shit man i piss while shittn like homeboi sayd its hassle free n chillin ya kno...

 

[Meelo]

shit if i'm at home i piss sittin down cuz it's a hassle cleaning up the piss that gets on the seat if you piss standing up. but if i'm taking a piss in a public restroom then i piss standing up since i don't give a fuck if i piss on the seat. i ain't gonna clean it up anyway. pissin sittin down aint gay. it's straight chillin' and hassle free.

lol @ straight chillin