On the Forilla My nigga PT.1

[Poisonpen]

have any of u muthafuckas ever used an escort service or just str8 up paid for pussy? Earlier today I was helpin my homegirl put up escort ads and low and behold.... while clickin thru each page, I either saw a bitch I knew from my past or chicken heads I see at the club.

So I decided to call 1 of the broads I knew from my past and had her come thru. The look on her face was priceless when I opened my door. She came in and at 1st she tried to act like she didnt know me. She walked around my house like she was examining shit then when I called her by her govt name her senses came back INSTANTLY! "Oh how you doin*poisonpen's govt name*" After that it was a game of Catch-up.

So we're chillin' we ordered Chinese food & watched Police Academy & The Chapelle Show DVD until she got another call. She told me that she'll be back in an hour but I told her to get at me later. I didnt want her Cum stained lips drinkin out of my glasses or in my face after doing who know what with some trick. but now its been a few hours later and she keeps blowin up my phone..

Do I.. Keep the lie alive and tell her Im at my moms house or do I meet with her and fuck. and since she's callin me does that mean it's free?

Her pimp Lost!

 

[:ab:]

strap one on if you do

 

[Meelo]

i'd keepp in touch wit her, be koo wit her and all that shit.. then in about a week id be after all the bitches doe.... i dont know if u up for that, but thats what i strongly advise. iono how yo pussy gettin game is, but if its koo then u could pass on her abused puss and talk her into joinin yo team, but u might have to fuck at least once to keep the batch on yo nuts, then after that u really need to be after that doe or else u just a trick jumpin at the thrill of "free" pussy

 

[Rock]

LOL... WHY NOT?

BE A FACE TEST DUMMY AND SEE WHAT ELSE YOU CAN GET UP OUT HER

 

[up2nogood]

use 'em and abuse 'em....pussy is cooooo but get that money mane....

 

[bigbreaded]

FIRST COMES THE PURSE...THEN YOU SATISFY HER THURST.

 

[XxtraMannish]

nah, keep her around, act like you respect her and get her to buy hella shit.

 

[killahoe666]

Keep her as your g/f and maybe you can one day marry her and have a grip of kids with different nationalities

 

[tonymontana925]

you should keep talkin to the bitch maybe fuck her once or sumthin gettin her thinkin your feelin her then when your chillin with her ask her if you can see her cell phone if she gives it to you smash it into pieces and be like "its pimpin over her bitch" tehn start snappin pics of her throw em up on craigs list go get a telly and have her hoe up outta of it...you can get breaded lol

 

[5ive1en]

you should keep talkin to the bitch maybe fuck her once or sumthin gettin her thinkin your feelin her then when your chillin with her ask her if you can see her cell phone if she gives it to you smash it into pieces and be like "its pimpin over her bitch" tehn start snappin pics of her throw em up on craigs list go get a telly and have her hoe up outta of it...you can get breaded lol

LMAO!

 

[FATY]

doubble rap it, and shove it in her butt..........

 

[UsA'sMostWanted]

I say you get at her, feed her again...once she gets a call, follow her...watch her go inside her customer's house/apt. whatever, jump in some bushes with a sharp rambo knife and when she comes out of dude's house and closes the door...BAM! you jump out holding the knife in your left hand & you grab her from behind making sure your palm is keeping her from utilizing her vision. then you slit her throat and drag the carcass to the side of the house/apt. or whatever and take the money. DO IT PUSSY. HELL YEAH!!!!! c'mon, nobody will miss her. she's a hooker anyways...damn blood sucking paracites

 

[mustynutz]

^ you got some serious issues buddy.....i though i was sickminded....well maybe i am cause after i kiled her i would keep the body for a few days and violate it in every way possible, then skin her...dump the flesh down the garbage disposal aloong with bleach and powdered lyme, and then use her skull as an ashtray...i would cursh her bones intpo a fine power and use it as fertilizer for my lawn, and when spring hit and i have the best lawn on the block, i'll smile to myself and whisper..."now you actually serve a purpose whore" as i walk across the grass....


most escorts nowadays are freelancers..i wouldnt fuck the broad she a walkin filth factory and a breeding ground for bacteria....but i would get to know the game and soak some from her, check her standpoint and then move in with a gameplan to snatch the cash, get to know her friend and find the weakest link in the chain...aint no money like hoe money my man

 

[Humboldt High]

^i thought your lawn looked nice. and you know what i was hatin hard. but now i know the secret so all i gotta do is jump on craigslist.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

if it aint for free, then it aint me

evrybody has paid for pussy in some way
if u smoke a bitch out its costin u money
if u buyin her food or wastin any money u basically payng for it
anyways all pussy is good pussy

those are usually called girlfriends. and the difference between a girlfriend and a prostitute is that you wouldn't put money in your girlfriends hand in exchange for sex.

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[Defy]

I just hope you don't kiss her....all this talk of get money out of her & whatnot, she most likely got a pimp already, how you think she got into the game? if you stick with her and try to get cash, it'll just end up being problems....either you fuck & catch something, her pimp wants beef, or she just got issues, since most hoe's & strippers already do......and you know she's thinking the same thing, tryin to go for your cash

 

[Rock]

^ you got some serious issues buddy.....i though i was sickminded....well maybe i am cause after i kiled her i would keep the body for a few days and violate it in every way possible, then skin her...dump the flesh down the garbage disposal aloong with bleach and powdered lyme, and then use her skull as an ashtray...i would cursh her bones intpo a fine power and use it as fertilizer for my lawn, and when spring hit and i have the best lawn on the block, i'll smile to myself and whisper..."now you actually serve a purpose whore" as i walk across the grass...

LOL... WOW

 

[707_SAV]

this nigga fed and entertaind a prostitute

hahhahahahahha

That shit had me dyin too. They shoulda watched pretty woman lol.

 

[eastbayrider510]

"pussy come for free ,patna dont pay a penny" Damu Ridas

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I have never paid for it, never considered it, probably would never fuck wit it.

This is my personal standard: If you ain't feelin good about lettin a girl suck your dick, don't fuck her. Cause what is sex w/o some good head? Wake up with herpes/syphilis off some head? Im good.

Escorts / Prostitutes are among the most frequent transmitters of crabs....and if you know anything about crabs...it gets into your clothes, your sheets, your couch.

And if you keep seeing girls you used to be fuckin with as escorts - make half an attempt to get at some higher class women...unless you a doodoo pants nigga who on the street all day tryin to holla at some played out bitches - in which case do your thing.