On the Forilla My nigga PT.1

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Apr 4, 2005
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go across dat bitch face wit a Biology textbook until she's unconscious, then tie her to a chair. Grab a stick of dynamite(if u aint got one, i can hook u up, playa), and plunge it in and out of her pussy repeatidly while rubbing her clit(wit gloves on) for 20 minutes straight. After twenty minutes, stop abruptly, while leavin the stick of dynamite in her pussy. Then light a blunt and tell her "u gon' stop ho'in today, get tested for all STD's and go to college and become a sex therapist, or imma light the end of this dynamite stick wit the tip of the this blunt." If she says no, light dat bitch up and get the fuck out da room as quick as possible. if she says yes, she'll thank u 10 years down the road and give u all the money u want........dats pimpin, pimpin.
 

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blunt_hogg559
Jul 6, 2005
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mustynutz said:
and when spring hit and i have the best lawn on the block, i'll smile to myself and whisper..."now you actually serve a purpose whore" as i walk across the grass....
lol at actually serving a purpose.....lol wow
igodummy said:
this nigga fed and entertaind a prostitute

hahhahahahahha
that was even funnier
 
Apr 4, 2005
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mustynutz said:
most escorts nowadays are freelancers..i wouldnt fuck the broad she a walkin filth factory and a breeding ground for bacteria....but i would get to know the game and soak some from her, check her standpoint and then move in with a gameplan to snatch the cash, get to know her friend and find the weakest link in the chain...aint no money like hoe money my man
^^^dats a good plan too