** Official Jersey Shore Thread **

[Rumpelstiltskin]

We'll see...
I just have a feeling this season is going to suck.

 

[SouthernComfort]

Good first show. Mike is such a fucking lil instigator, he annoys me. I just hope Ronnie and Sammi dont hook up and then start fighting every episode

 

[Unk1ne]

Jus DL'd IT

 

[THE ACIDRAPTOR]

FUCK JERSEY SHORE!!!

 

[BOLO]

shits crackin. first episode was dope it's going to be a good season you can tell. ronnie bout to put fists on the situation.........cant wait........and snooki looking decent this season and sammi look hotter single lol.....all the bitches could get it!

 

[siccmadesyko]

did anyone else notice jwowws busted face. she got hella work done n looks haggard

 

[STICK-N-MOVE]

mikes acting real funny. even seems like pauly d aint fuckin with him anymore. its odd to see a bunch of italians not knowing how to speak a lick of their language.

 

[Syk0tic]

I'm sure mexican's in australia don't know how to speak spanish either. Sammi was looking good, tiddies get bigger? and jwoww lost her thickness wtf.

 

[ArGenTin3]

Thought it was supposed to be in HD. Hate watching a little ass screen.

thats exactly what I thought aswell. all the previews were in HD....so why isn't the show? doesn't make any sense at all.

 

[infinity]

these bitches are disgusting and its great. i hope it doesnt turn out to be the ron & sammie show again

 

[timebomb]

this season ronnie knocks mike out...lol real talk

 

[Syk0tic]

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

and snooki looking decent this season !

Uhhh...no. She is OK from the neck DOWN...but that bitch is fugly in the worst way.

 

[HIM]

did anyone else notice jwowws busted face. she got hella work done n looks haggard

Yep, my wife and I were talking about it last night...Jwoww was always decent in the face at best, but now she f--ked that up...then she lost all that weight...not a good look..

 

[timebomb]

THE SITUATION IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON THAT PROGRAM,THE WAY HE FUCKS A BITCH THEN DUCKS HER...AND IF SHE AINT FUCKIN HE GETS THEM A TAXI CAB THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

 

[Rasan]

Snooki is a gnome.

 

[lunitunez]

situation leaving the house in a stretcher? knock knock knock knockum out the box Rick


hopefully they dont drop his ass down that big flight of stairs..... ok after that Donald Trump roast I'm lying

 

[gimpypimp]

For some reason I have a feeling that Ronnie doesn't end up knocking him out...I think they would have showed some sort of punch out highlight by now.

He probably gets hurt in a headlock or falls down or something....

 

[HIM]

For some reason I have a feeling that Ronnie doesn't end up knocking him out...I think they would have showed some sort of punch out highlight by now.

He probably gets hurt in a headlock or falls down or something....

Thats editing for ya.....

I dont know if anyone noticed, but The Situation has on a gray hoodie when he is talking s--t to Ronnie. The guy on a stretcher has on a black hoodie...that doesnt mean its not the Situation, but just saying...

 

[theYOCarea]

Thats editing for ya.....

I dont know if anyone noticed, but The Situation has on a gray hoodie when he is talking s--t to Ronnie. The guy on a stretcher has on a black hoodie...that doesnt mean its not the Situation, but just saying...

This, plus they will be dragging this along probably half the season or more and it will end up being something stupid, but that what is expected in reality TV, so no biggie I guess.

You want to see a real beating, that show about working oil rigs had a good one. I'm at work so I can't post it, but it's been posted before.