i would club her with a monkey wrench, drag her face down accross gravel to my cave, where i then rivet her feet spread eagle to the wall, lube up my bitch in the tears of the innocent, while i choked her with the belt my grandfather beat my mother with, and poked her in the eyes like the three stooges, then hook jumper cables to either nipple and jumpstart my mustang on her pain, then proceed to cram my bitch inside until i blow and hbomb sized load in her now sweaty ass, whil i cry singing the star spangled banner, then take her out for a nice sea food dinner, and never call her again