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NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

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Apr 26, 2003
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DCKingPin said:
geez
how can i beat that?
Maybe id slap her with a bat, and think smash it so hard she cried
then do a turnover on downs
touchdown with a nut
then go for the 2 point conversion n her eye
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i would club her with a monkey wrench, drag her face down accross gravel to my cave, where i then rivet her feet spread eagle to the wall, lube up my bitch in the tears of the innocent, while i choked her with the belt my grandfather beat my mother with, and poked her in the eyes like the three stooges, then hook jumper cables to either nipple and jumpstart my mustang on her pain, then proceed to cram my bitch inside until i blow and hbomb sized load in her now sweaty ass, whil i cry singing the star spangled banner, then take her out for a nice sea food dinner, and never call her again
 
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usernamex

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Nov 1, 2004
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Gas One said:
am i the only one who thinks alba fell off

im guessing i am

she needs 30 pounds too, i kill girls that small and i aint even overweight
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not the only one, she was perfect weight on dark angel, she fell for all those unknown tv critics calling her chubby and fat.
 
DCKingPin

DCKingPin

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LMAO
I'd have her suck my dick
eat her out (she needs some too)
bust in it tell the baseballs get blue
Bring in Cassie have here eat alba out bang dat ass
and see ya later
 
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