***MY OFFICIAL IM PROLLY GOING TO JAIL TOMMORROW SO IM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT THREAD***

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Sep 23, 2004
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YUP GOTTA DO SOME HARD TIME....
TIME TO LET MY NAILS AND MY HAIR GROW...
DRIVING ON A DUI SUSPENDED LICENSE=3 DAYS MANDO IN JAIL IN HAWAII...
GOT COURT TOMMORROW SO I FIGURE I'LL PULL AN ALL NIGHTER SO I CAN SLEEP OFF THE 1ST DAY...
HERES THE REST OF MY SCHEDULE..
7AM-715AM BRUSH MY TEETH AND KIESTER THE TOOTH BRUSH
715-730 SHARPEN UP MY SHANK AND PRACTICE MY BATTLE TACTICS
730-815 EAT BREAKFAST (MINES AND THE BIGGEST TONGAN/SAMOANS AS WELL)
815-1000AM LET MY CELLBLOCK KNOW THAT I AM RUNNIN SHIT AND TBIB
1000-1200 MAKE A FEW COLLECT CALLS TO SOME PEOPLE TO BUILD UP MY STREET CRED ON THE OUTS
1200-1230AM SMUGGLE THE PHONE BOOK BACK TO THE HOUSE
1230-100PM FIND A GUARD WITH A WEDDING RING AND THREATEN HIM THAT I'LL HAVE HIS FAMILY SHMERKED IF HE DONT BRING ME AN INTERNET READY LAPTOP AND SOME DUCT TAPE
100-200PM DOWNLOAD MY GHETTO REPORT CARD AND ALL OF X-RAIDEDS CD'S
200-245PM LISTEN TO X-RAIDEDS "THE HOLE" ON REPEAT AND TAPE MY PHONE BOOK AROUND MY VITAL ORGANS
245-250PM HIT THE YARD WITH A MEAN MUGG
250-430 TAKE OUT THE LEADER OF AN UNDERDOG GANG AND GET INITIATED AS THE SHOT CALLER FOR MY NEW PRISON GANG
430-500PM TAKE A CATNAP WITH ONE EYE OPEN WATCHING OUT FOR "HATERS"
500-600PM CHOW AND TELL WAR STORIES WITH MY NEW GANG "HGF"
600-700PM DRINK SOME PRUNO AND SMOKE SOME WEED WITH SOME BIBLE PAPER
700-1100PM GET SOME SWEET PRISON TATTOOS WHILE TAKING A BREAK EVERY SO OFTEN TO BUST A SPREAD
1100-1125PM LOG ON TO THE SICCNESS AND LEACH SOME PORN THAT EITHER GEEZUS OR PINO POSTED AND SNAP ONE OFF
1125-1130PM THANK JESUS(AND GEEZUS) FOR A WONDERFUL DAY AND NIGHT

NEXT AND LAST DAY

700- 715 BRUSH MY TEETH WITH MY PREVIOUSLY KIESTERED TOOTHBRUSH, THIS TIME RETURNING IT BECAUSE I AM NOW A SHORT-TIMER AND I DONT WANNA GET CAUGHT UP IN ANY DRAMA... I JUST WANNA DO MY TIME AND GET OUT.
715-730AM WRITE OUT THE PROPHECY THAT I WANT MY PRISON GANG TO COMPLETE UPON MY RELEASE
730-815 CHOW TIME BUT I BARELY CAN EAT BECAUSE IM WONDERING HOW I AM GOING TO READJUST TO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THESE WALLS
815-1000 GET A VISIT FROM MY DOWN ASS BROAD WHO STAYED WITH ME DURING MY INCARSERATION... SHE BRINGS ME A BALLOON OF DOGG FOOD WHICH SHE PASSES FROM HER MOUTH TO MINE WHILE WE EMBRACE AND LONG FOR THE DAY WHEN WE CAN HOLD EACH OTHER AGAIN IN FREEDOM
1000-1100 PINCH A LOAF AND FISH THROUGH THE DOOKIE TILL I FIND MY PACKAGE OF HERON
1100-1230PM NEGOTIATE A DEAL WITH THE FILLAPINOS.... 25 CARTONS OF CIGARETTES FOR MY GRAM OF CHINA WHITE
1230-130PM GIVE MY CLOSEST HOMEBOYS 8 CARTONS OF THE CIGS, I KEEP 17
130-250PM WRITE MY RAPS ABOUT HOW REAL I AM
250-430PM CHILL IN THE YARD WITH MY HOMIES AND HIT THE WIEGHTS HELLA HARD(IM BENCHIN ALMOST 500 BY NOW)
430-500PM GIVE AWAY MY BOWL, CUP, AND REMAINING NOODLES AND NUTTY BARS
500-600PM CHOW AND SHOOT OUT ALL THE KITES TO THE HOMIES...I HOPE THEY WRITE BACK!! HIT ME RIGHT BACK MAN
700-800PM REMINICE ABOUT ALL THE TIME I JUST DID AND THE IMPACT THAT MY CRIME HAD ON SOCIETY
800-830PM DRINK SOME SPECIAL PRUNO I HAD MADE THE DAY I CAME IN AND HAD BEEN SAVING FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION
830-930PM MAKE MY CELMATE PAAINT HIS(HER) LIPS RED WITH MY LEFTOVER KOOL-AID AND RAPE HIM(HER)
930-1000PM THANK THE ALMIGHTY LORD THAT I'LL E GETTING OUT TOMMORROW AND HIT THE BED

NEXT DAY....
ROLL EM UP!!!
HIT THE PROJECTS AND GET A WARM WELCOME HOME FROM THE POSSE
GO INSIDE STRAP ON MY STOP SNITCHIN SHIRT AND ROLL A BLUNT OF THE GRANDDADDY...CROSS GAME YOU'LL GET FLIPPED LIKE A BURGER PATTY
 
May 16, 2004
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ESCOBAR said:
715-730 SHARPEN UP MY SHANK AND PRACTICE MY BATTLE TACTICS




700- 715 BRUSH MY TEETH WITH MY PREVIOUSLY KIESTERED TOOTHBRUSH, THIS TIME RETURNING IT BECAUSE I AM NOW A SHORT-TIMER AND I DONT WANNA GET CAUGHT UP IN ANY DRAMA... I JUST WANNA DO MY TIME AND GET OUT.

730-815 CHOW TIME BUT I BARELY CAN EAT BECAUSE IM WONDERING HOW I AM GOING TO READJUST TO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THESE WALLS
practice battle tactics
 
Dec 9, 2005
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hahahahahahahaaa !!


I actually played your schedule out in my head...fucking hilarious !

Keep ya head up ! Don't forget to always wear your newspaper body armor.
 
Mar 24, 2004
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ESCOBAR said:
100-200PM DOWNLOAD MY GHETTO REPORT CARD AND ALL OF X-RAIDEDS CD'S
200-245PM LISTEN TO X-RAIDEDS "THE HOLE" ON REPEAT AND TAPE MY PHONE BOOK AROUND MY VITAL ORGANS
245-250PM HIT THE YARD WITH A MEAN MUGG
hahaahahahhah
 

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haahahahh sdme of the funniest shit I've read in a while
"815-1000AM LET MY CELLBLOCK KNOW THAT I AM RUNNIN SHIT AND TBIB"
 
Sep 23, 2004
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THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE SUPPORT... I GOT COURT IN TWO HOURS...1.00 HAWAII TIME... THEY GOT THE CHARGES FUCKED UP SO I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SKATE, BUT I ALSO GOT A WARRANT SO I MIGHT HAVE TO PUT IN A LOT MORE WORK FOR A FEW MORE DAYS... I'LL POST UP SOME PRISON FLIX FOR YALL PLUS IF THERES ANY MEXICANS IN THE HONOLULU COUNTY PRISON THAT IM GOING TO, I'LL HAVE THEM DRAW YOU SOME COOL SMILE NOW CRY LATER CLOWNS OR MAYBE SOME OF THOSE BIRDS OR A WOLF....