my mom just ate 3 of my weed brownies

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LOL! REMINDS ME LAST YR...

MY DAD WENT TO RENO SO I GAVE HIM SOME GOOOOOD ASS COOKIES. HE SAID HE ATE 3 AND WAS WALKING THROUGH THE CASINO AND STARTED TRIPPIN OUT ( VISUALS, BREATHING HEAVY, PARANOID) AND EVENTUALLY HAD TO GO BACK TO HIS ROOM..

HE SAID IT REMINDED HIM OF HIS LSD DAYS!!

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i just came home from work to find my mom layed out on the couch off 3 of my weed brownies..

she just said that she had one after dinner, (i was at work from 4-10) and she said that she got hungrier, so she ate a couple more lol then she said she got hella woozy and sat on the couch, then sat there for a few hours until i got home..

she has never eaten a brownie before and didnt experiment with marijuana much when she was younger. alcohol is her drug of choice and she hasnet used anything else for probably 35 years. she is a seasoned alcoholic and has been sober for 35 days (until today).. my stepdad has no idea whats going on (and is very against the use of marijuana) and until i told her about 10 minutes ago, she had no idea whats going on either.. i had to help her walk to her bed..

mind you, i put about 2 oz's of shake into about 40 brownies... so if u do the math, thats about 1.4 grams per brownie X 3 = 4.2 grams of weed to someone who hasnt used marijuana in about 35 years... these brownies are hella fuckin strong and will send anyone on a 4 hour trip to lala land...

all i can think about is the ass-whooping im going to get tomorrow.. the rest of my brownies (about 25) are going to get thrown out and i will probably have to kiss ass for the next month or two for her not to throw me out... im probably going to be running alot of errands for her too haha... at least, someday this will be a funny story

what would she do if the first thing she heard tomorrow was, "you owe me 15 bucks"

anyone have some storys about edibles that fell into the wrong hand by accident?
Something similar happened to my grandma back in the 70's, but it wasn't edibles. She found a freshly rolled joint in my uncle's dresser drawer and decided to smoke it.....ALL OF IT! She wasn't a weed smoker, so you can imagine. My grandpa came home and she was curled up on the couch scared as shit, saying she found a joint and it had Elephant tranquilizers in it...and she knew this because she was unable to move.

From what I understand, grandpa thought this was funny.