My car is a 3 legged bitch

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Jul 21, 2002
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I had an interview yesterday for a different department at my job. I had about a hour to kill before the interview so I went to get some gas. I pump the gas and the damn car won't start, which I was already pissed off about the high gas prices so this made it worse.

No one had jumper cables at the gas station. Finally, this Indian dude rolls up and has some jumper cables. He hands them to me and walks off with his car turned off, like that helps.

I get my car running and I can tell it's about to die again. I pull into a parking lot as it dies. At this point, I'm pretty sure it's battery related so I was gonna take it to get charged up or checked cause the battery is only 2 months old. I pulled into a starbucks parking lot, so as you could guess, no one here is much help either.

I finally get some cables. This dude I had asked whether or not he had cables (and he didn't) asks if I need a hand. I'm thinkin... "Yes a-hole, I need a hand!" He gives me his car keys and walks off. WTFFF?????? I pull his car up and open the hood, the damn thing won't stay open. He comes out a few minutes later and asks if I need a hand? really? You see me holding your hood up you gay starbucks drinking bastard. I get the car started and 2 seconds later, he's disconnecting the jumper cables. I'm like "it needs to charge for a second" and he says "no, it should be good." Do dudes know anything about cars anymore?

I was literally across the street from a mechanic shop, I pull in and they charge the battery for like a hour and it's still only halfway charged. I rush home to get my truck to get to the interview and they say "oh, you don't even have to be here if you're a current employee." Even though they sent me 2 emails saying I needed to be there. And, they don't offer part time which is what I put on my application and in the comment section.

Anyways, so my alternator is bad on my car and I gotta fix it today. Do any of y'all work on your own cars. The starbucks guy made me realize that dudes don't hardly know anything about cars anymore and men aren't like the men of 30 years ago. They're a lot more pussified now. What y'all think?

Sorry for the long post.
 
Sep 24, 2006
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i gotta work on my shit tomorrow. broke down earlier. like 30 motherfuckers passed me and not one fucking stopped to see if everything was ok. good thing my uncle was nearby and gave me a jump.

now i gotta change my batter posts and my ground wire coming off the batter to the starter.

props for anyone who works on their own cars.
 
Jul 21, 2002
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it's always funny to me that people complain about reading a post like that but will read 20 pages of short posts, it's all good though.

My dad was a mechanic for 30 years but would always kick me out of the garage because he hated his job and told me to use my mind for a living instead of working with my hands. I had to learn anything I know about cars on my own which sucks but at least I'm learning. I finally have a garage at my place now which is a Godsend. It sucks living in apartments
 
Jul 21, 2002
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Who the fuck gives a stranger keys to their car and has them move it? WTF?
Not only that, he walked off. I couldn't even see him anymore. I think he was duped by the shirt and tie outfit. People just trust a guy in slacks and a shirt and tie for some reason, even though I have a mullethawk. No one with a mullethawk should be trusted