To get chicks:
First, pick up an old Journey tape at a record store that has "Don't Stop Believing." Ok, then get your car/truck/whatever the fuck you drive, and start cruisin around the city with that song playing loud as fuck. Of course the girls will be looking and wondering where the thounderous jam is coming from. Pick one that you like who's looking, wink at her, and tell the bitch to get the fuck in. Once she's in, introduce yourself and get acquainted. When the song's over, rewind it and start it all over. Then, you give that bitch the Mario Test.
Do this to a few of them if you want. The song is the trick.