MANHOOD FOUND IN KETCHUP BOTTLE

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Dec 25, 2003
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Nicky Tabarn/Daily Sport

A woman had a saucy surprise when she opened a bottle of ketchup - and found a willy inside.

Viktoria Ed was gobsmacked when she flipped the top up on the red sauce and the human penis plopped out.

Seconds earlier, her husband Stefan and their children Madeleine and Simon had poured ketchup over their bread rolls.

And they were already tucking in when mum started screaming.

Viktoria said: "It looked like a penis of a human adult - and medium-sized.

"It's disgusting. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

Viktoria bought the ketchup from a shop in her home town of Bollnas in the north of Sweden last Friday.

The Godegaarden brand is made in Turkey but distributed in Sweden by the firm Axfood.

The family took the bottle to their local police station and officials plan to carry out tests in a bid to discover the source of the penis.

Viktoria said the grim discovery had put her off ketchup forever.

She added: "I will never buy this brand again - it's finished."

A police spokesman said: "It's not what you expect when you open your ketchup.

"It will be interesting to find out whose penis it was."

LMFAO
 

Dana Dane

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Noodles said:
Nicky Tabarn/Daily Sport

A woman had a saucy surprise when she opened a bottle of ketchup - and found a willy inside....Viktoria Ed was gobsmacked when she flipped the top up on the red sauce and the human penis plopped out......
Sorry, Noodles, but I call bullshit. I wrote for a newspaper for a few years, and reporters do not write like that.
 
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Da6Footah said:
Sorry, Noodles, but I call bullshit. I wrote for a newspaper for a few years, and reporters do not write like that.
They do in the Daily Sport. It's the front page headline in today's edition of the Daily Sport, which is a top quality newspaper outta the UK that's been around for years bringing us all kinds of entertaining exclusives. Somebody please vouch for me on this coz Da6Footah thinks I'm making it all up.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Noodles said:
willy

gobsmacked

poured ketchup over their bread rolls.

mum

Viktoria

"It looked like a penis of a human adult - and medium-sized."
Look at this shit. I can't believe a word of this. Noodles, tell us you were lying and apologize for wasting our time.
 
Dec 11, 2002
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...sigh.. I can tell you. There are men out there with a "manhood" that would fit in an aspirin bottle.. so a ketchup bottle is of no surprise.






LOL! .. I just busted out laughin'.. people at work at like "wtf?"..
 
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Noodles said:
They do in the Daily Sport. It's the front page headline in today's edition of the Daily Sport, which is a top quality newspaper outta the UK that's been around for years bringing us all kinds of entertaining exclusives. Somebody please vouch for me on this coz Da6Footah thinks I'm making it all up.

yeah its foreal... The Sport is a proper blokes paper.. Thats how they write their articles.
 
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Thank you mR.SiPpY. This is some real shit, I swear. G-Dubb, I ain't lying homie, this was a front page story from yesterday's paper. It ain't made up. Somebody's cock fell out of a ketchup bottle. It really happened. LOL!