man im tired of these hoes (no homo)

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THATS CRAZY, I GOTTA SIMILAR STORY LOL.

THE OTHER DAY, AFTER I ATE SOME SALAMI AND SWISS PILED ON A RITZ CRACK, I SHAVED WITH MY ANDY'S ELECTRIC REMOVABLE. THAN ALICE PICKED ME UP FROM MY PALACE IN A AVIATOR LINCON. WE ATE AT THE ELEPHANT BAR, I BURPED AND KIRKED BACK TO HER SPOT TUCKED IN THE CUT AND BUSTED A NUT.
 
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THATS CRAZY, I GOTTA SIMILAR STORY LOL.

THE OTHER DAY, AFTER I ATE SOME SALAMI AND SWISS PILED ON A RITZ CRACK, I SHAVED WITH MY ANDY'S ELECTRIC REMOVABLE. THAN ALICE PICKED ME UP FROM MY PALACE IN A AVIATOR LINCON. WE ATE AT THE ELEPHANT BAR, I BURPED AND KIRKED BACK TO HER SPOT TUCKED IN THE CUT AND BUSTED A NUT.
One of my favorite Furl tracks. R.I.P!
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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#59
You know what, this year, halloween fell on a weekend. Me and some of my girls went trick or treatin. Robbin little kids for bags. Til the lawman got behind our ass.