THATS CRAZY, I GOTTA SIMILAR STORY LOL.
THE OTHER DAY, AFTER I ATE SOME SALAMI AND SWISS PILED ON A RITZ CRACK, I SHAVED WITH MY ANDY'S ELECTRIC REMOVABLE. THAN ALICE PICKED ME UP FROM MY PALACE IN A AVIATOR LINCON. WE ATE AT THE ELEPHANT BAR, I BURPED AND KIRKED BACK TO HER SPOT TUCKED IN THE CUT AND BUSTED A NUT.