LOL @ The Ron Artest Twitter Page I havent laughed this hard in forever

[Asmodeus]

Forget lemonade, I'ma put up a purple drank stand. Realest venture capitalist nano-entrepreneur in the land! -Ron Artest


LOL

@aprohrer Just jokes, homeboy. I love white people, they always be signin' my checks. -Ron Artest

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

That's fucked up. I'm startin to feel bad for Sam Cassell.

every time i look at your name i think it says djankem

 

[B-San]

@MzHtx Take your broke ass Gorilla In The Mist lookin' self back to the zoo. Your always wanting replies. FUNK THAT!

 

[B-San]

I heard on ESPN that Michael Jordan was never taken to a Game 7 in his career. That's crazy, you'd think MJ could get tickets easy.

 

[B-San]

Twitter from bench. Yao's head is shaped like my mailbox. I wonder if my Shamwow is in his mouf.

 

[Gas One]

is that really ron artest? cuz hes following me on twitter. lmao
if so shout out to ron artest i see u nigga

we gon smoke this smoke like the smoke from the factory

i remember that one rap song


somethin somethin somethin imma get ron artest
somethin somethin somehin imma ron artest

 

[numba2stunna]

when I rhyme, I bite & I got teeth like a pirannha & when my timin is right I got beats like I'm Rihanna, I run the streets like a miata, or maybe just a hummer, cuz im big, black, & get more head than a visor in the summer

WTF???

:ermm:

I hate Ballers that try to rap.....

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

"Man, it's as hot as two rats humpin' in a wool sock today."

lol, damn im gonna start saying that. I didnt come in this thread expecting to laugh, but damn.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

lol, damn im gonna start saying that. I didnt come in this thread expecting to laugh, but damn.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

^^^lol

 

[SouthernComfort]

lmao, thats awesome

 

[prodigy91]

Takin my kids to the movies. They want to see "Land of the Lost" but I've already seen the Clippers play enough this year.

 

[tweeze]

SAM CAN GIVE ME HIS MONEY AND WE CAN TRADE FACES
TODAY

 

[MAVA]

classic

 

[p.ellz]

Next time a bar asks me for some ID, I'm just gonna punch the first goofy white boy I see. Please, like y'all don't know who I am.


What's up with speaking in tongues? Them fools sound like Dikembe on angel dust.


Yo maybe I should ball in Europe. Got offered 20 mil, a boat, and I can start 1 brawl a year, no questions asked. They got a Detroit there?

 

[fillyacup]

lol, i didnt expect shit from this topic


Anybody know where I can get my hands on a komodo dragon? The house is about to get DANGEROUS!

People be takin' my tweets as too sincere. This bidness is just a joke, like American Bandstand, not serious shit like Soul Train.

Alright, I'm out. Feelin' like a sexual Tyrannosaurus. Might do some naked cartwheels. Maybe some clogging. Gonna get wild with it!

I got 2 degrees but I didn't learn much. I majored in psychology and reverse psychology.

Everytime I see the "Nuggets" I think of testicles. Yo Carmelo, you play for a pair of balls!

 

[TheVille31]

i love white people they always be signin my checks

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

lol @ his twitter page.

that update about talking in tongues, sounding like dikembe on angel dust is fucking hilarious.

on the real though, i met ron artest in sacramento, he's a pretty cool dude.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

When I played for Indy, Peyton Manning owned a drive-in theater. I watched that cartoon Cars on his forehead. It was like IMAX!

Can't believe this ish about Derrick Rose. I got a 1460 on my SAT - 330 math, 330 verbal, and an 800 on being the realest motherf*cker alive

Got a new sofa today. It's got bigger cushions than Serena Williams donk!

Dude, they're showing whale penis on History Channel. Reminds me of the time I visited Shaq in the Suns locker room.

Gasol's hair is beautiful. Not the most beautiful I've ever seen. That would be Wanda from Yonkers. Hers looks like Jesus' penis merkin.

 

[BIGCHILL]

Twitter from bench. Yao's head is shaped like my mailbox. I wonder if my Shamwow is in his mouf.

hahaha