LOL @ The Ron Artest Twitter Page I havent laughed this hard in forever
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this isn't really his twitter... it's fake
he says it around 7:00 in this interview
http://www.dope-mag.com/ron-artest-interview-with-mistah-fab
he says it around 7:00 in this interview
http://www.dope-mag.com/ron-artest-interview-with-mistah-fab
The fake Ron Artest is waaaay funnier than anyone else on twitter.
ESPN Hood - company car got limo tint on the windows and fake Louis V upholstery.
ESPN Hood - The painting of Stu Scott in the hallway scare you b/c it looks like it's eyes always following you.
ESPN Hood - Monday Night Football hosted by Gus Johnson, Eddie Griffin, and Katt Williams. Who wouldn't watch that?
ESPN Hood - A hoop w/ no net, no cellphone reception, Linda Cohn in some apple bottom jeans and hoop earrings. Word?
ESPN Hood - all purple drank in the soda machine, pawn shop across the street, and Kenny Mayne sells fake Sean John shirts. Word?
ESPN Hood - when the power goes out we try to get it turned on in CNN's name.
ESPN Hood - All the office furniture got plastic on it and Lil Jon and Busta Rhymes host PTI.
ESPN Hood - bars on the windows. Chris Berman gets a crazy check from Social Security.
ESPN Hood - all the baseball games on ESPN Hood have to use baseball gloves and cardboard boxes for bases.
ESPN Hood - Mike Vick trying to host dog fights. Nascar gotta race Impalas and Caprices.
ESPN Hood - When Linda Cohn's out sick, Tyler Perry will dress up as her and host Sportscenter.
ESPN Hood - Reruns of Good Times and 227 come on after Sportscenter.
ESPN Hood - Couple athletes get stabbed at the ESPYs
ESPN Hood - Strip Club Olympics. Events - Who can hang upside down on the pole the longest, most lapdances in 30 minutes.
ESPN Hood - Track and Field event. First person to catch the ice cream truck wins.
ESPN Hood - No Snitchin'. Someone steals your yogurt out the fridge, keep yo mouth shut unless you want Mike Ditka to put a foot in yo ass.
ESPN Hood - All the anchors got to hand they clothes down to the younger anchors. Van Pelt got to wear Berman's huge jackets and pants
ESPN Hood - Dr. Dre handles the injury reports.
ESPN Hood - Tour de France racers got to have someone riding on they handle bars.
ESPN Hood - NBA Draft held at the Apollo. Don Cornelius hosts.
ESPN Hood - all the swimming events have to be in the shallow end.
ESPN Hood - all the highlights are bootlegs and cell phone videos
ESPN Hood - all the office people scared to answer phone calls from weird #'s b/c they think it's bill collectors
@AroundTheHorn When I run ESPN Hood we changin da name 2 Around the Hood. 4 drunk dudes arguing. Wait, we just need 2 change da name.
@AroundTheHorn Don't play dumb, Reali. I'm putting T-Pain in your job. Flavor Flav and Lil Jon are hosting PTI.
ESPN Hood - new show. 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Ron Artest For Going Into the Stands.
ESPN Hood - Sportscenter is on black people time. It says it's coming on at 11 but it don't REALLY come on until 11:38.
ESPN Hood - company car got limo tint on the windows and fake Louis V upholstery.
ESPN Hood - The painting of Stu Scott in the hallway scare you b/c it looks like it's eyes always following you.
ESPN Hood - Monday Night Football hosted by Gus Johnson, Eddie Griffin, and Katt Williams. Who wouldn't watch that?
ESPN Hood - A hoop w/ no net, no cellphone reception, Linda Cohn in some apple bottom jeans and hoop earrings. Word?
ESPN Hood - all purple drank in the soda machine, pawn shop across the street, and Kenny Mayne sells fake Sean John shirts. Word?
ESPN Hood - when the power goes out we try to get it turned on in CNN's name.
ESPN Hood - All the office furniture got plastic on it and Lil Jon and Busta Rhymes host PTI.
ESPN Hood - bars on the windows. Chris Berman gets a crazy check from Social Security.
ESPN Hood - all the baseball games on ESPN Hood have to use baseball gloves and cardboard boxes for bases.
ESPN Hood - Mike Vick trying to host dog fights. Nascar gotta race Impalas and Caprices.
ESPN Hood - When Linda Cohn's out sick, Tyler Perry will dress up as her and host Sportscenter.
ESPN Hood - Reruns of Good Times and 227 come on after Sportscenter.
ESPN Hood - Couple athletes get stabbed at the ESPYs
ESPN Hood - Strip Club Olympics. Events - Who can hang upside down on the pole the longest, most lapdances in 30 minutes.
ESPN Hood - Track and Field event. First person to catch the ice cream truck wins.
ESPN Hood - No Snitchin'. Someone steals your yogurt out the fridge, keep yo mouth shut unless you want Mike Ditka to put a foot in yo ass.
ESPN Hood - All the anchors got to hand they clothes down to the younger anchors. Van Pelt got to wear Berman's huge jackets and pants
ESPN Hood - Dr. Dre handles the injury reports.
ESPN Hood - Tour de France racers got to have someone riding on they handle bars.
ESPN Hood - NBA Draft held at the Apollo. Don Cornelius hosts.
ESPN Hood - all the swimming events have to be in the shallow end.
ESPN Hood - all the highlights are bootlegs and cell phone videos
ESPN Hood - all the office people scared to answer phone calls from weird #'s b/c they think it's bill collectors
@AroundTheHorn When I run ESPN Hood we changin da name 2 Around the Hood. 4 drunk dudes arguing. Wait, we just need 2 change da name.
@AroundTheHorn Don't play dumb, Reali. I'm putting T-Pain in your job. Flavor Flav and Lil Jon are hosting PTI.
ESPN Hood - new show. 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Ron Artest For Going Into the Stands.
ESPN Hood - Sportscenter is on black people time. It says it's coming on at 11 but it don't REALLY come on until 11:38.
Wow one of the few witter updates I actually read too, oh well at least the shit is still funny, fake Mike Tyson is pretty funny too though...
http://twitter.com/_miketyson_
# Beasting In Fight Night Round 4 my dream match, mike tyson vs mike tyson result: the apocalypseabout 22 hours ago from web
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@Prissy13 That little southern belle had no place in my world i wanted to knock his nose back into his brain before i bought my hammerpants6:55 PM Jun 7th from web in reply to Prissy13
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Happy Sette Giugno to all my Malteese bretheren4:47 PM Jun 7th from web
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i used to fill my gloves with cement mix and let it harden with the blood of my opponents12:18 PM May 17th from web
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On the set of the hangover, i punched Zach Galifianakis' beard off10:39 AM Apr 19th from web
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Garry Kasparov may have beat me in chess, but i punched his wife so hard his kids came out retarded10:30 AM Apr 19th from web
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all you haters be prepared im gonna crawl up your nostrils and live in your nightmares10:48 PM Apr 5th from web
http://twitter.com/_miketyson_
# Beasting In Fight Night Round 4 my dream match, mike tyson vs mike tyson result: the apocalypseabout 22 hours ago from web
#
@Prissy13 That little southern belle had no place in my world i wanted to knock his nose back into his brain before i bought my hammerpants6:55 PM Jun 7th from web in reply to Prissy13
#
Happy Sette Giugno to all my Malteese bretheren4:47 PM Jun 7th from web
#
i used to fill my gloves with cement mix and let it harden with the blood of my opponents12:18 PM May 17th from web
#
On the set of the hangover, i punched Zach Galifianakis' beard off10:39 AM Apr 19th from web
#
Garry Kasparov may have beat me in chess, but i punched his wife so hard his kids came out retarded10:30 AM Apr 19th from web
#
all you haters be prepared im gonna crawl up your nostrils and live in your nightmares10:48 PM Apr 5th from web
