LOL @ The Ron Artest Twitter Page I havent laughed this hard in forever

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Dana Dane

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#55
The fake Ron Artest is waaaay funnier than anyone else on twitter.

ESPN Hood - company car got limo tint on the windows and fake Louis V upholstery.

ESPN Hood - The painting of Stu Scott in the hallway scare you b/c it looks like it's eyes always following you.

ESPN Hood - Monday Night Football hosted by Gus Johnson, Eddie Griffin, and Katt Williams. Who wouldn't watch that?

ESPN Hood - A hoop w/ no net, no cellphone reception, Linda Cohn in some apple bottom jeans and hoop earrings. Word?

ESPN Hood - all purple drank in the soda machine, pawn shop across the street, and Kenny Mayne sells fake Sean John shirts. Word?

ESPN Hood - when the power goes out we try to get it turned on in CNN's name.

ESPN Hood - All the office furniture got plastic on it and Lil Jon and Busta Rhymes host PTI.

ESPN Hood - bars on the windows. Chris Berman gets a crazy check from Social Security.

ESPN Hood - all the baseball games on ESPN Hood have to use baseball gloves and cardboard boxes for bases.

ESPN Hood - Mike Vick trying to host dog fights. Nascar gotta race Impalas and Caprices.

ESPN Hood - When Linda Cohn's out sick, Tyler Perry will dress up as her and host Sportscenter.

ESPN Hood - Reruns of Good Times and 227 come on after Sportscenter.

ESPN Hood - Couple athletes get stabbed at the ESPYs

ESPN Hood - Strip Club Olympics. Events - Who can hang upside down on the pole the longest, most lapdances in 30 minutes.

ESPN Hood - Track and Field event. First person to catch the ice cream truck wins.

ESPN Hood - No Snitchin'. Someone steals your yogurt out the fridge, keep yo mouth shut unless you want Mike Ditka to put a foot in yo ass.

ESPN Hood - All the anchors got to hand they clothes down to the younger anchors. Van Pelt got to wear Berman's huge jackets and pants

ESPN Hood - Dr. Dre handles the injury reports.

ESPN Hood - Tour de France racers got to have someone riding on they handle bars.

ESPN Hood - NBA Draft held at the Apollo. Don Cornelius hosts.

ESPN Hood - all the swimming events have to be in the shallow end.

ESPN Hood - all the highlights are bootlegs and cell phone videos

ESPN Hood - all the office people scared to answer phone calls from weird #'s b/c they think it's bill collectors

@AroundTheHorn When I run ESPN Hood we changin da name 2 Around the Hood. 4 drunk dudes arguing. Wait, we just need 2 change da name.

@AroundTheHorn Don't play dumb, Reali. I'm putting T-Pain in your job. Flavor Flav and Lil Jon are hosting PTI.

ESPN Hood - new show. 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Ron Artest For Going Into the Stands.

ESPN Hood - Sportscenter is on black people time. It says it's coming on at 11 but it don't REALLY come on until 11:38.
 
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#58
Wow one of the few witter updates I actually read too, oh well at least the shit is still funny, fake Mike Tyson is pretty funny too though...


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Gas One

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#59
yeah ron artests real twitter aint even funny..aint that a bitch..he shoulda hired dude..

i fuck with the fake ron artest whoever he is dude follows me on twitter that shits comedy. he needs to get at ron artest and set shit straight

purple kush kief = owwww

im happy