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Oct 13, 2003
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A family made up of a mother, father, 2 infant sons, 2 infant daughters, a maid and a dog are stuck on an island trying to get to another. Their only means of transportation is one boat that can only carry 2 bodies at a time. The infants and the dog can't row the boat.

If the father leaves site of the two infant sons, then the mother will kill them. If the mother leaves the two infant daughters, the father will kill them.

But if you leave the dog alone with the family without the maid there, the dog will kill the whole family.

How can you safely transport the whole family from one island to another without anyone dying??


This is bragging rights.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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Five friends are all pilots: Mr. Johnson, Mr. Bruckner, Dr. Thompson, Mr. Landis, and Lord Christopher. Each pilot has one daughter but named his plane after a friend's daughter. Mr. Landis's plane is the Carla Jean; Dr. Thompson's, the Rene. Elizabeth Johnson's father owns the Lindsey Kay. Mr. Bruckner owns the Mary Lynn, which is named after Mr. Landis's daughter. Carla's father used Lord Chrisopher's daughter's name for his plane. Who is Lindsey Kay's father?
 
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On a certain game show, five families were asked to match famous names to faces they were shown, and each correct guess got one point. The families made the following guesses (in order):

The Addams' guessed Otto, Roebling, Steinmetz, Tesla, and Westinghouse.

The Bunkers guessed Tesla, Westinghouse, Otto, Steinmetz, and Roebling.

The Cunninghams guessed Roebling, Tesla, Steinmetz, Westinghouse, and Otto.

The Flintstones guessed Tesla, Roebling, Otto, Steinmetz, and Westinghouse.

The Jetsons guessed Tesla, Westinghouse, Steinmetz, Otto, and Roebling.

No two families got the same number of points. Which family walked home with the grand prize?
 
Apr 1, 2002
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STUPID, why would the mother n father kill their infants just cuz either one leaves? Anyway, i think I can solve the problem. Moments later:

Impossible, it can be solved if there's a stupid trick involved such as 2 infants count as one body or some shit like that.
 
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Mean Mugg said:
STUPID, why would the mother n father kill their infants just cuz either one leaves? Anyway, i think I can solve the problem. Moments later:

Impossible, it can be solved if there's a stupid trick involved such as 2 infants count as one body or some shit like that.

lol. I know homie. I got this from my boss and it took my supervisor 1 week to solve it. I don't know the answer, but was hopin someone would. This is for all bragging rights even on my bosses boss.


Alright, Mean Mugg. I got one for you.

A man lives on the top floor of a forty story building. Everytime he goes to work, he would take the elevator from the top floor to the ground floor. When he comes home from work, he would take the elevator to the 20th floor and walk up the stairwell for the next 20 floors. He would only go all the way up by elevator when it's raining. Why?
 
Apr 1, 2002
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Dammit, that's another stupid question, give me something I can actually answer, I don't like trick questions. I got one for you, There's 3 Missionaries and 3 cannibals stuck together on one side of the river. They have only one boat, but if you leave the missionaries outnumbered w/the cannibals on one side, they or he will get eatin. I solved this shit in 30 minutes in 4th grade, it took people in high school hella long to solve, it's pretty easy though.
 
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Mean Mugg said:
Dammit, that's another stupid question, give me something I can actually answer, I don't like trick questions. I got one for you, There's 3 Missionaries and 3 cannibals stuck together on one side of the river. They have only one boat, but if you leave the missionaries outnumbered w/the cannibals on one side, they or he will get eatin. I solved this shit in 30 minutes in 4th grade, it took people in high school hella long to solve, it's pretty easy though.
How many people can be on the boat at once? They can't just walk across the fuckin river? lol.
 
Apr 1, 2002
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ok my fault, it's been loooooooooooong time since I asked that question, there's only a limit of 2 people at a time on the boat. And it can be any combo of the missionaries and cannibals. The river is the amazon river which is infested w/ piranas and what not so they must use the boat.
 
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Two cannible go on the boat, 1 stays in the boat and the other waits on the other side for the rest. The boat comes back with the cannible in it and picks up a missionary. Cannible drops off missionary with the other cannible.

So now there is a cannible and a missionary on one side and a cannible and 2 missionaries on the other side with the last cannible on the boat.

cannible comes back to pick up another missionary. drops him off.

Now there is a cannible and 2 missionaries across the river, a cannible on the boat, and a cannible with a missionary at the starting point.

The cannible picks up the last missionary and takes him across the river.

Now there are 3 missionaries and 1 cannible at the finish point with 1 cannible on the boat and the 3rd cannible on the starting point

The cannible goes back to pick up the last cannible to complete the trip.
 
Apr 1, 2002
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haha you failed w/the first paragraph, there can't be more cannibals on one side than missionaries. Your 2nd step where the cannibal comes back and picks up a missionary to go to the other side. Now there are 2 missionaries on one side w/one cannibal and on the other there are 2 cannibals w/ one dinner I mean missionary.
 
Apr 1, 2002
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^LOL, but you tryna tell me the cannibal is just gonna drop him off when he knows he has the advantage of a 2 to 1? I can't tell you it yet, don't give up, it's pretty easy.
 
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I'll know it by today, but this is something I will think about when I'm bored. In the meantime this is an easy one I think you already know the answer to....

What is greater than god, more evil than the devil...the rich need...the poor has it...and if you eat it, you'll die?
 
May 18, 2004
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alright. one cannibal and one missionary get in the boat, the missionary stays and drops off the cannibal, then goes and pics up another cannibal. the missionary gets dropped off on the other side and the cannibal is now in control of the boat and goes back. then the two missionaries get in the boat, sail to the other side where there's one cannibal and 1 missionary. all 3 missionaries get out, the cannibal goes back and gets his 2 friends one by one. easy.