JOKES......Who Has The Siccest Ones?
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Ok, lets see if I can remember this...
There's three guys... Shea, J.Colombo and I AM.
One day they decided to go get some pleasure from a prostitute.
So... first Shea walks in this room and comes out 5 minutes later with a HUGE smile on his face. J.Colombo and I AM ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?"
Shea happily replies, "She put a doughnut on my dick and ate it off."
So I AM, now very exicited, enters the room with the prostitute and 5 minutes later he comes out with a BIG smile on his face. Shea and J.Colombo ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?" I AM says, "Oh man, she put a doughnut on my dick and ate it off."
So now J.Colombo can barely wait to enter the room he's so excited! He enters the room and comes out 30 seconds later with a very very disappointing look on his face. Both Shea and I AM wonder what's wrong and ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?" And very sadly and quietly J.Colombo responds, "She told me to go buy a box of Cheerios."
Aww, poor Colombo
There's three guys... Shea, J.Colombo and I AM.
One day they decided to go get some pleasure from a prostitute.
So... first Shea walks in this room and comes out 5 minutes later with a HUGE smile on his face. J.Colombo and I AM ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?"
Shea happily replies, "She put a doughnut on my dick and ate it off."
So I AM, now very exicited, enters the room with the prostitute and 5 minutes later he comes out with a BIG smile on his face. Shea and J.Colombo ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?" I AM says, "Oh man, she put a doughnut on my dick and ate it off."
So now J.Colombo can barely wait to enter the room he's so excited! He enters the room and comes out 30 seconds later with a very very disappointing look on his face. Both Shea and I AM wonder what's wrong and ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?" And very sadly and quietly J.Colombo responds, "She told me to go buy a box of Cheerios."
Aww, poor Colombo
Ok, lets see if I can remember this...
There's three guys... Shea, J.Colombo and I AM.
One day they decided to go get some pleasure from a prostitute.
So... first Shea walks in this room and comes out 5 minutes later with a HUGE smile on his face. J.Colombo and I AM ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?"
Shea happily replies, "She put a doughnut on my dick and ate it off."
So I AM, now very exicited, enters the room with the prostitute and 5 minutes later he comes out with a BIG smile on his face. Shea and J.Colombo ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?" I AM says, "Oh man, she put a doughnut on my dick and ate it off."
So now J.Colombo can barely wait to enter the room he's so excited! He enters the room and comes out 30 seconds later with a very very disappointing look on his face. Both Shea and I AM wonder what's wrong and ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?" And very sadly and quietly J.Colombo responds, "She told me to go buy a box of Cheerios."
Aww, poor Colombo
There's three guys... Shea, J.Colombo and I AM.
One day they decided to go get some pleasure from a prostitute.
So... first Shea walks in this room and comes out 5 minutes later with a HUGE smile on his face. J.Colombo and I AM ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?"
Shea happily replies, "She put a doughnut on my dick and ate it off."
So I AM, now very exicited, enters the room with the prostitute and 5 minutes later he comes out with a BIG smile on his face. Shea and J.Colombo ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?" I AM says, "Oh man, she put a doughnut on my dick and ate it off."
So now J.Colombo can barely wait to enter the room he's so excited! He enters the room and comes out 30 seconds later with a very very disappointing look on his face. Both Shea and I AM wonder what's wrong and ask, "So what did she do, what did she do?" And very sadly and quietly J.Colombo responds, "She told me to go buy a box of Cheerios."
Aww, poor Colombo
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A guy and his girlfriend comes from prom.The guy still lives with his parents till he move out. So they go in his room and his little brother is sleep on the bottom bunk.So the girl and guy start havin sex. He said to go faster say tomato and slower lettuce. So they start she say lettuce..........lettuce.............tomato.............tomato.............tomato..... lettuce..........stop.
The little brother wakes up and says can you guys stop making sandwiches up there you gettin mayonnaise all over me.
The little brother wakes up and says can you guys stop making sandwiches up there you gettin mayonnaise all over me.
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
Two rednecks walk into a restaurant, have a bite to eat and talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly a woman at a nearby table chokes on a sandwich and begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the rednecks looks at her and asks "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The redneck walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again the redneck walks slowly back to his tale.
His friend says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver" but I ain't niver seen nobody do it"
Suddenly a woman at a nearby table chokes on a sandwich and begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the rednecks looks at her and asks "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The redneck walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again the redneck walks slowly back to his tale.
His friend says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver" but I ain't niver seen nobody do it"
There was a priest in a small Irish village who loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.. The priest fainted.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.. The priest fainted.