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Apr 25, 2002
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#61
"What!! $12 for a cd shipping included? That's way too expensive!!! I only purchase $5 worthless washington cds!! I already bought 10 copies this week so when they blow up big I can sell them for $5.50 each."
 

six50

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Jan 24, 2003
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#63
OK EVERYBODY NAME ALL THE RAPPERS IN THE 650 BECAUSE I AM MAKING A 650 TRIBUTE SONG SO FAR I GOT KOBE SOZ, YUNG MEMPHIS, GARY THE BURLINGAME FAIRY, YOUNG CEMENT, OH SHIT AND HOW COULD I FORGET ALSO MASTA7 IF ANYBODY CAN NAME SOME MORE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN MAKE THIS 650 TRIBUTE SONG BECAUSE THE 650 HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR ME THAT I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR BY NAMING RAPPERS FROM THE 650 IN A SONG THAT I PLAN ON MAKING BUT I MOST LIKELY WILL NOT RELEASE IT ANY OTHER WAY BESIDES MY GOOD FRIEND SOUNDCLICK.COM
 
Jul 12, 2002
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#65
I'll give you siccness fools a freebie this time around. Just a taste of all the ingenius math I can do in my overpriced book.

If you press 1000 cd's @ $1 each copy, the total pressing cost is $1000. Now, if you sell each cd @ $11 a copy, you make $10 off every cd sale. so if sell all 1000 cd's, you just made $10,000. Im such a nice guy for letting you all know this secrect of the independent game. Hustler 4 Life!!!!

Now go buy my book so you can see pictures of me with famous rappers right before i asked them to sign my left nut. Fuck the haters!
 
Jun 26, 2002
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#66
BAY AREA SLANG!

Wassup
Dude
Cool
See ya later
blood
cuzz
gangsta
pussy


mannnn, these are all OUR words these muthafucaz are taking from us on TV, where's our props??

at least tha REAL MUTHAFUCAZ kno wassup...
 

Psilo707

Complete O.G.
Jun 25, 2002
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#69
MrPeete said:
32 Bangers Featuring - ALL HUSTLERS FROM THE STREETS - Gertrude the Con Artist, 3 Card Montegue, The Gorilla Pimp (and his Gorilla), Keak Da Sneak, Mac Mall, Mac Dre, Moises Alou, Spit Shine Cassel, Obie Trice, Larry Lunch Meat (heeeee's baaaaack), Shaw Powers, Alexandra Wentworth, and 42 other cats you've never heard of.

HAHAHAHAA....
 
Feb 19, 2003
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#70
Okay, who's this? (I think he got banned, but just about EVERY post he left got an angry response from someone here):

Even tho dis is a Bay Areaua Rap Bord, has any1 hurd da new FABULOUS CD or the new 504 Boyz? Dat sizzlenit is off the hoook! Fabnulous got flowz 4 dayz!!! Fuc San Quin, and D-Moe's first CD was TOAST SPREADER. I still theenk Masster P does good muzik even tooday...Y do U fagguts support Bay Area Rap that duzn't git played on MTV or BET?

PEACE!
 

six50

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Jan 24, 2003
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#73
OH SHT GUYS IT'S THE DAY AFTER HOLLOWEEN AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU GUYS KNEW ABOUT THIS, I'M DRIVING IN MY CAR AND I HEAR BABY BASH SUGA SUGA ON THE RADIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD THE BAY IS BLOWING UP NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT ON THE RADIO!!!!!!!!!!!! BAY LUVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!
 
May 10, 2002
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#74
Man fuck that shit, you everything-but-the-bay-area-dick-rider, Pac didn't like Eminem!!! Yeah I know, Pac never met Eminem but I SWEAR TO GOD if they ever met, Pac would for sure not like Feminem. I mean shit, Pac didn't like nobody! I remember one time I met Pac in one of my dreams and he told me we were cousins and he was runnin it down to me about all of the rappers he hates and why. It was sick man. I don't remember too much of it, but I remember it was sick. I can't believe all these people that Pac never met and most likely wouldn't like if they had met get to do music with him! FUCK!!!! Sure, I've never even heard a Tupac song or own a Tupac CD but I SWEAR TO GOD he didn't like anybody and all these candy ass rappers shouldn't get to do music with him. FUCK!!!!!
 
Apr 23, 2003
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#75
"shit.. i live in the sco bitch but i ain't in the ghetto! i just hate these white suburban kids that look hard on they're covers cuz they look like my older brother that used to beat the shit out of me and that's why i talk shit on the net. i'm keepin it real. fuck you and your album.. do you even know where (insert middle class bay area city here________) is? that shit ain't real bitch! trust me, i know cuz i'm living in ssf right now even though i say i'm from the sco cuz they're connected and i rep the south side sco. i'm not a hater and fuck your album cuz the cover sucks but i think your lyrics and beats are tight! & check my profile, i love anybody from the bay that brings the heat as long as their not white and from the suburbs like me. real talk!" thebayisn'thome