Well, this one might be a little obvious, but I'm still surprised no one's chosen to imitate this hilarious fellow yet: I know who it is and so do most of you:
"Don't buy from Gay-T! He'll rip you off! Gay-T hasn't had a hit single on the radio or video shows since '93, so he's washed up! Anyone who stands up for Gay-T or tells me to find something better to do is a fucking chipmunk or a cheerleader! Gay-T sells wolf tickets and magic carpet rides! Gay-T recycles tracks! His CEO manual is just a fucking magazine! Hey, Gay-T, answer my famous eight points! Come on, Gay-T! Where are you?!? Where are you, Gay-T? You're hiding because you're an internet flea and a parasite! ANSWER MY EIGHT POINTS, GAY-T! I expect everyone to bow down to me and treat me like royalty even though no one here on the Siccness actually knows me! WHERE'S GAY-T? Not here! Let's see who I can correct in spelling and grammar, and let's see how many lame insult-type names I can make from the names of those who insult me...Let's go to the East Co Co board...Why do you NorGaynos gang bang? Why? Why? Why? Answer me! Answer me! Why can't you just say no? Why? Why?"
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
PEACE!