I WITNESS POLICE BRUTALITY THE OTHER DAY

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MALKI

MALKI

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I WITNESS BERKELEY POLICE POLICE BRUTALITY THE OTHER DAY. BOY. THEY BLURPED ME AND KHAMO AND MY WATERFRONT HOMIE OVER THERE BY JACK IN THE BOX. TASK THO. THEY STUPID SMASHING RIGHT NOW. JUST HIT ME LAST WEEK NOW THEY HIT ME AGAIN THE OTHER DAY. I AINT EVEN DOING SHIT. THEY PULLED 2 CARS OVER AT THE SAME TIME ME AND THIS OLD COUPLE. THEY PULL THE MAN OUT HIS CAR CUFF HIM INSTANTLY. THEN HE ASKIN LIKE WHY U CUFF ME UP AND THEY TELL HIM SHUT UP OR U WILL GET FUCKED UP. HE TALKING BOUT "DO IT I DONT GIVE A FUCK" I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SHOOT HIM. NEXT THING I SEE THEM SLAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE POLICE CAR LIKE BAM BAM BAM. BOUT 5 OR 6 TASK THROW HIM IN THE BACK THE CAR START WHUPPIN HIS ASS. AND ABOUT 10 POLICE PULL UP AND SHUT THE BLOCK DOWN. SO I PULL OUT MY CAMERA PHONE TO TAKE A VIDEO FOR YOUTUBE AND THE POLICE SNATCHED MY PHONE OUT MY HAND. HIS WIFE COMPLAIN AND THEY SLAM HER ON THE CAR TOO AND CUFF HER UP. LUCKLY THEY FORGOT ABOUT US CUZ THEY WAS TRYING TO GAS US TOO. BERKELEYS FINEST.
AHAHAHAHA ITS THE MALKI SONG YOU BITCH THE BAY IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW
 
MALKI

MALKI

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I WITNESS A PIMP GETTING BEAT DOWN THE OTHER DAY

I WAS OUT SIDE KIMBALLS IN OAKLAND AT A PIMP AND HOE PARTY. I SEE THIS PIMP WITH A WHITE HOE AND A MEXICAN HOE ON TOP OF A 2000 SOMETHING HONDA/TOYOTA LOOKING CAR. THEY ON TOP OF THE CAR GOIN HELLA DUMB THO. NEXT THING I KNOW I SEE THE MEXICAN BITCH TAKE HER PANTIES OFF AND SHE START SHAKING HER BOOTY. THEN THE WHITE BITCH DO THE SAME SHIT. EVERYONE START COMING OUT THE CLUB AND SEEING BITCHES WITH NO PANTIES ON SHOWING THEY PUSSY TO EVERYBODY IN SIGHT THIS NATURALLY DRAWS A CROWD OF ABOUT 100 ONLOOKERS. NEXT THING HELLA SCRAPER PULL UP AND THE BLOCK SHUT DOWN EVERYONE STARING AND NAKED BITCHES. SO PIMPIN GET ON TOP OF THE CAR AND START TAKING PICTURES WITH THE BITCHES TRYING TO STUNT. I GUESS THERE WAS A HATER IN THE MIDST CUZ NEXT THING I KNOW I SEE PIMPIN GET FIRED ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE LIKE BAM BAM BAM. LOUD ONES TOO LIKE WHEN U SLAP A BITCH EXCEPT HE WAS GETTING PUNCHED BY A 300 POUND GORILLA LOOKING DUDE. I THOUGHT HE HAD A GUN CUZ HE KEPT REACHING IN HIS PANTS BUT HE WAS FAKING. IT TURNS OUT SOMEONE STOLE HIS WHIP WHILE HE WAS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED AND HE PROBOLBY LOST BOTH HIS HOES. TOWN BIDNESS ITS THE MALKI SONG YOU BITCH BAY AREA PIMP AND HOE CONVENTIONS GONE BAD COMING SOON
 
MALKI

MALKI

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I WITNESS 2 INDIAN DUDES GETING JUMPED THE OTHER DAY

I WAS IN FRISCO AT EVENODDS CONCERT AND I THINK I SEEN FDS IN THE CLUB. I ASK HIM IF HE POST ON SICCNESS AND HE DENIED IT!!! LMAO IM 90 PERCENT SURE THAT WAS HIM IVE SEEN HIS PICTURE BEFORE. ANYWAY IF IT WAS HIM HE FILMED US TALKING SHIT IN VIP SMOKING GANJA WEED. BUT WE GET OUT THE CLUB RIGHT CUZ EVENODDS AND THEM MIC DIDNT WORK THEM FOOLS CAME TO THE CLUB AND DIDNT EVEN GET TO DO NO SONGS. LMAO. SO THIS INDIAN CAT AND HIS HOMIES ARE TRYING TO BE REAL HIP THEY THINK ITS COOL TO TALK SHIT TO 400 POUND SAMOAN SECURITY GAURD. LUCKILY SAMOAN CUZZ WASNT TRYING TO MOP THEM BUT NEX THING I KNOW THIS DUDE IN THE ORANGE SHIRT GET A 5TH OF VODKA BUST ON HIS HEAD LIKE BLOW AND PUNCH IN THE FACE LIKE BEEMMM. I WAS LIKE DAMMM I START WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS THESE GOONS WE SEEN EARLIER LURKING OUTSIDE THE CLUB. SO WE WALKING BACK TO THE CAR WITH THEM AND I GUESS DUDE FRIEND WANTED TO BE A HERO SO HE RUN UP ON DUDE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. NEXT THING I KNOW HE GETTING MOLLYWHOPPED BY THE GOON SQUAD. THEY HOLDING HIS ARMS SO HE CANT MOVE AND 1 CUZZ JUST SOCKIGN HIM THE FACE ABOUT 50 TIMES STRAIGHT. AND OTHER DUDE KICKING HIM IN THE STOMACH AT THE SAME TIME. NEXT THING I KNOW HE ON THE GROUND AND THEY START DOING THE INDIAN TRIBAL RAIN DANCE ON HIS MELON AFTER THAT I HAD TO CROSS THE STREET CUZ THE POLICE WAS COMING AND I SAID MY NAME WAS D LO. ITS THE MALKI SONG YOU BITCH CITY SITUATIONS HOE DONT FUCK AROUND IN FRISCO IS YOUR LESSON FOR TODAY
 
Gas One

Gas One

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malki took his comedy swag and ran with it one day

i wish i could pinpoint that very moment on siccness

but i know he felt like you know what?

this hilarious type shit is really my calling.

like theres so much to work with when youre a hard ass gangster plus youre white, plus from Berkeley. thats like infinite jokes on yourself subtly.

you dont even gotta point it out, the intelligent people will laugh
 
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