I WAS SO HIGH I DID WHATTTT STORIES.

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THE DRUNK STORIES THREAD MOTAVATED ME TO MAKE THIS THREAD.

I WAS SO HIGH OFF SOME BOMB ONCE THAT I WAS WAITING FOR A STOP SIGN TO TURN GREEN FOR PROBLY 15-20 MINS.WITH MUTHERFUCKERS HONKING AT ME CUSSING ME OUT AT LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING.MY HOMIE WOKE UP IN THE PASSANGER SEAT AND WAS LIKE SMOKE WHAT THE FUCK.IM LIKE I WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO TURN GREEN.HE'S LIKE WHAT LIGHT.IM LIKE OH SHIT....
WHATS YOUR HIGH STORIES....
 
Jul 1, 2007
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i was up north at the beach for new years and was fully clothed with shoes on and my ph and shit in ma pocket..walking along the beach me and my mates saw some females and started chatting (i was very stoned) it was a beautiful day and i found the water irresistible...So i departed from the crowd and just walk into the ocean till my neck..

Only then i realized what the fuck i was doing
 
Mar 21, 2007
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i was hella loaded one time i thought i shitted on my self
i felt that shit like i really shitted on my self and i was like wtf am i gonna do now lol
but i didnt shit on my self

another time me and my boy was duuuuuuumb ass high that we seen a piece of bread outside laying in the street and we was just standing there pointing and hella laffing at that shit...like seriously tears was coming out my eyes and shit i dont know what he fuck was in that weed
 
Aug 6, 2008
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i was so high off these damn weed cookies one time all i could do was sit on the couch and stare at sports center re-runs for 4 hours straight, watchin the same shit over n over without the mental capacity to get up/move or change the channel, that shit was rediculous i was high for 2 days
 

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May 24, 2006
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ive fell asleep dead in the middle of a street, in my car for 4 minutes at 2am

i woke up, looked side to side and just took off

oh yeah and the night i stabbed someone then got home and did graf all over my own garage

and then there was the night when i was breaking into cars and i looked up and i noticed that i was breaking into my next door neighbors car...i was kinda like...oh shit.. (walks across neighbors lawn to my house with neighbors shit)

come to think of it we also tipped a car over that night

that was all during my phase of eating far too many xanax and blacking out exept for the first one, i was leaning that night
 
Feb 14, 2004
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I got so high this one time, I was staring at the old school wooden tv with no movie or anything on, it was just an Al Green cd in the dvd player, but yea i was just staring at it through out the whole cd eating cereal out of the box.
 
Dec 21, 2006
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when i was in high school.. i was smoked to the tenth quotient and i was putting gas in my car.. i looked over and this dude i knew was hollering at me about something i could fucking care less about..make a long story short, i took off with the gas pump still attached to my car...i stopped and got out and this old man looks at me and says"see what that shit does to you?"
 

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I got so high this one time, I was staring at the old school wooden tv with no movie or anything on, it was just an Al Green cd in the dvd player, but yea i was just staring at it through out the whole cd eating cereal out of the box.
 
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THE DRUNK STORIES THREAD MOTAVATED ME TO MAKE THIS THREAD.

I WAS SO HIGH OFF SOME BOMB ONCE THAT I WAS WAITING FOR A STOP SIGN TO TURN GREEN FOR PROBLY 15-20 MINS.WITH MUTHERFUCKERS HONKING AT ME CUSSING ME OUT AT LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING.MY HOMIE WOKE UP IN THE PASSANGER SEAT AND WAS LIKE SMOKE WHAT THE FUCK.IM LIKE I WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO TURN GREEN.HE'S LIKE WHAT LIGHT.IM LIKE OH SHIT....
WHATS YOUR HIGH STORIES....
I did that shit before only I was drunk not high. Still funny shit though lol.
 
Feb 21, 2003
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THE DRUNK STORIES THREAD MOTAVATED ME TO MAKE THIS THREAD.

I WAS SO HIGH OFF SOME BOMB ONCE THAT I WAS WAITING FOR A STOP SIGN TO TURN GREEN FOR PROBLY 15-20 MINS.WITH MUTHERFUCKERS HONKING AT ME CUSSING ME OUT AT LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING.MY HOMIE WOKE UP IN THE PASSANGER SEAT AND WAS LIKE SMOKE WHAT THE FUCK.IM LIKE I WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO TURN GREEN.HE'S LIKE WHAT LIGHT.IM LIKE OH SHIT....
WHATS YOUR HIGH STORIES....
I've done that before.

Too many stories of doing stupid shit high...
 
Mar 17, 2006
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i remember 1 time i was lookin for the remote to the tv, and couldnt find it, im gettin fuckin pissed throwin shit all around trying to find it, and sure enough, its in my hand the whole timeLOL
 
Feb 14, 2004
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I got so high off a gravity bong and a fat blunt, and tried to fight one of my highschool friends, and I haven't heard from him since. that was about 4 to 5 years ago. this was when i was visiting with moms, so was staying there for the weekend, well they dropped me off there, and moms was awake, and she said she saw me heading up the stairs and doing a nose dive right in front of the door.
 
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i remember 1 time i was lookin for the remote to the tv, and couldnt find it, im gettin fuckin pissed throwin shit all around trying to find it, and sure enough, its in my hand the whole timeLOL
IM CALLIN BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU COULDNT THROW SHIT WITH A REMOTE IN YOUR HAND MAN
 
Mar 17, 2006
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IM CALLIN BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU COULDNT THROW SHIT WITH A REMOTE IN YOUR HAND MAN
u can call bullshit,like i give a fuck, its cause i had my cigarrettes in my hand with the remote and i was just usin my right hand to throw shit around


EDIT: and i was high off a dip not weed
 
Aug 6, 2008
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exept for the first one, i was leaning that night

i fell asleep at the wheel a few times off lean, ive nodded off on the computer millions a times head all on the computer desk, a couple a times makin slappin ass beats wit the music hella loud, ive even fell asleep in the middle a talkin 2 people lol that was back when i used 2 over-lean, or lean and pop vikes or norcos at the same time

good times