I want to pimp my girlfriend

[Scatter Brain]

go hard or go home

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

them bitches must be givin up $10 BJ's and $20 fucks and working the track 12 hours a day lol..
$200 a day would get a bitch beat silly, that should be 1 trick maybe 2...
them some lazy ass hoes man, go buy em so meth or something and you could double/quadruple their productivity.

if them bitches is only comin back wit $200 they mut be some monkey mouth chimpanzee lookin charcoal black n crispy burned out rock smokers

i thinkya boy is pimpin something close to this broad, although this broad might actually earn a little more

 

[ESCOBAR 92113]

damn the recession is hittin your town hard

 

[BASEDVATO]

damn meth is hittin your town hard

fixed

 

[SteadyMobbin]

Get another job you bitch.

 

[Uzzle]

Where she post at? I'll take a $10 BJ, LOL.

 

[savdout916]

since everybody already bashed your head in... i figure i can give you a tip or two.

if the bitch wasnt sexually abused as a child are doesnt have the history of fucking the football team in HS might not work..

dont just wake up and be like "hey, baby darling? how about fucking mike across the street for our smud money". start off slow. get her into dancing, almost every prostitute starts off a stripper.

if this is your gf then why? you dont wanna be in the car crying when she's in the hotel getting her pineapple expressed, breh.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

I can just see some dude sittin in the car all teary eyed cause his girfriend is gettting gangbanged in room 201, then driving off a cliff...

 

[DFresh77]

lol@2 whores making 200 dollars a day.......them hoes must be ugly as fuck or they robbing your bitch ass for the rest of the cash......

lol@you being a 200 dollar pimp......might as well go back to your old job...

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

that like selling dope full time and earning $100 a week..give it up

 

[0R0]

Everyone ain't able playa, and coming to the sicc before an OG pimp for advice is a good indication that you might don't got it.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

lol@you being a 200 dollar pimp......might as well go back to your old job...

calling that tennis shoe pimpin would be way too generous. shit is more like elmo slippers pimpin

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[BASEDVATO]

I wish I could chop game with a OG pimp (not no po'pimp), that shit would help my hustle in any avenue of life haha

 

[Gas One]

having two hoes and only making 200 dollars a day, might dont got it

even the girls should feel bad

 

[Cheaptimes]

Watch this movie repeatedly



You can also go to your local library and check out Pimpin Kens Pimpology: 48 Laws of the Game.

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

I figured the 200.00 was his daily cut for doing nothing basically


I would start off by taking your girl on this show

http://www.xxxproposal.com

then see how you feel about your "girlfriend"

 

[G-Dubb]

My homie was until recently was bagging groceries for a living, got himself a new girlfriend who is prostituting herself for him. She has a friend who is also working with her. So overnight he went from a grocery store clerk to a pimp with two hookers and he's making around $200 a day! I'm wondering how I could talk my girlfriend into doing this? She's really not the type (a college girl), but we could REALLY use the money. Any ideas?

Gimme her number, I'll get her making you over $1,000 a day for you when I'm done with her.

That $200 a day is bullshit.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I'm wondering how I could talk my girlfriend into doing this? She's really not the type (a college girl), but we could REALLY use the money. Any ideas?

What?

 

[28g w/o the bag]

I figured the 200.00 was his daily cut for doing nothing basically


I would start off by taking your girl on this show

http://www.xxxproposal.com

then see how you feel about your "girlfriend"

lol i hate porno sites like that... where it says "click here for the trailer" and it leads to the registration page... stupid fucks

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[dadaheat]

np