I ROR @ ASIAN JOKES.....

[azryda420]

I like the joke about the asian guy who goes to the eye doctor and the doc says "you have a cataract!" and the asian says, "no I drive a wrinkin continental".

 

[Tha Skore]

What do you call a black nobel prize winner?

A nigger

that actually is racist...they were just making fun of the way asian people speak...so ur reply should of been making fun of the way white or black people speak..or mexican or whatever

lmao @ u jumpin in here 2 stop racism but ending up to be the most racist....

this thread is hilarious hahaha

 

[prodigy91]

What do you call a black nobel prize winner?

A nigger

thats not funny

Formaldehyde Rx:

haha

hahaha

 

[EYE MA FAG]

yea, saying nigger was overboard...

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

 

[Uzzle]

LOL @ this asian gif, another LOL @ Filipinos saying they're pacific islander. We're asians, damn it.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

LOL @ this asian gif, another LOL @ Filipinos saying they're pacific islander. We're asians, damn it.

its disheartening to see 99% of the filipinos i run into on myspace list themselves as "pacific islander"... meanwhile, 99% of the filipinos from the philippines on myspace list themselves as "asian".... kind of makes me think

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[NiNe2FiVe]

Pinoy goes to order breakfast at a coffee shop in Manhattan...

Waiter: "What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?"
Pinoy: "No... Big cup! Big cup!"

Waiter: "What would you like for your breakfast?"
Pinoy: "Hameneggs."

Waiter: "And how do you like your eggs, sir?"
Pinoy: "Yes, tenkyu, I like dem beri much."
Waiter: "No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?"
Pinoy: "Yes, tenkyu, I wud like dem cooked."
Waiter (with increasing impatience): "Would you like your eggs... fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?"
Pinoy (with increasing uneasiness): "Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled."

Waiter: "And what bread would you like?"
Pinoy: "Begyurpardon?"
Waiter: "What kind of bread would you like... white? rye? whole wheat? toast?"
Pinoy: "Pan Amercano..."
Waiter: "We don't have that..."
Pinoy: "Okey. Gib me Taystee..."
Waiter: "We don't have that either, sir..."
Pinoy: "Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?"

Waiter: "Sir, you are wasting my time... I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?"
Pinoy: "Donut plis..."

 

[rollinhooters]

i'd say black jokes are the best, but all racist jokes are hella funny

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

i'd say black jokes are the best, but all racist jokes are hella funny

Hey Buddy! Were not about racist jokes in this thread, you can take that shit elsewhere, lets keep it asian here, pal.......lol

 

[Toro]

Pinoy goes to order breakfast at a coffee shop in Manhattan...

Waiter: "What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?"
Pinoy: "No... Big cup! Big cup!"

Waiter: "What would you like for your breakfast?"
Pinoy: "Hameneggs."

Waiter: "And how do you like your eggs, sir?"
Pinoy: "Yes, tenkyu, I like dem beri much."
Waiter: "No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?"
Pinoy: "Yes, tenkyu, I wud like dem cooked."
Waiter (with increasing impatience): "Would you like your eggs... fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?"
Pinoy (with increasing uneasiness): "Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled."

Waiter: "And what bread would you like?"
Pinoy: "Begyurpardon?"
Waiter: "What kind of bread would you like... white? rye? whole wheat? toast?"
Pinoy: "Pan Amercano..."
Waiter: "We don't have that..."
Pinoy: "Okey. Gib me Taystee..."
Waiter: "We don't have that either, sir..."
Pinoy: "Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?"

Waiter: "Sir, you are wasting my time... I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?"
Pinoy: "Donut plis..."

Haha, I bet everyone who gets these jokes is reading it and can hear their pinoy friend saying in, because I sure can.

 

[Premo]

lol

 

[tweeze]

I like the joke about the asian guy who goes to the eye doctor and the doc says "you have a cataract!" and the asian says, "no I drive a wrinkin continental".

LMAO

AND

THAT

SUM TING WONG LMAO DAM :chinese:
IAM GOING TO USE THAT ON MY HOME HE GOING TO BE MAD ASS HELL HAHA

 

[allcalclothing]

yeah I have some cambodian friends that are blacker then most black people :beard:

My homie's name is Bunta (pronounced boon-ta), I call him Bunta Binte cuz he's blacker then Kunta Kinte

lmao.. yeah my cambodian patna look dominican lol

 

[allcalclothing]

fucking viets over here say "nigga" and "doot"(dude) way to fucking much...and the islander homies clown on flips saying they islanders..

yeah tongan and somoan niggas i know be gettin on them filipinos on that shit, they dont think them niggas is pacific islanders..

 

[DankedOut707]

take what seriously? You just sound like rednecks is all I aint the biggot police but don't get mad for gettin called out on it.



& you're a retarded pussy

FOLKS JUST CLOWNIN BUT THERES ALWAYS SOME ULTRA 23 HIT COMBO SENSATIVE ASS 2 PLY TISSUE USIN MU FUCKA TRYNA HOP IN AND RUIN SHIT. BUZZ KILLINGTON ASS ASIAN



TAKE YOUR BITCH LEVEL DOWN FROM A 10 TO A 2

 

[thatguy]

FOLKS JUST CLOWNIN BUT THERES ALWAYS SOME ULTRA 23 HIT COMBO SENSATIVE ASS 2 PLY TISSUE USIN MU FUCKA TRYNA HOP IN AND RUIN SHIT. BUZZ KILLINGTON ASS ASIAN



TAKE YOUR BITCH LEVEL DOWN FROM A 10 TO A 2

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[jr916]

FOLKS JUST CLOWNIN BUT THERES ALWAYS SOME ULTRA 23 HIT COMBO SENSATIVE ASS 2 PLY TISSUE USIN MU FUCKA TRYNA HOP IN AND RUIN SHIT. BUZZ KILLINGTON ASS ASIAN



TAKE YOUR BITCH LEVEL DOWN FROM A 10 TO A 2

haha...........ultra 23 hit combo.......why that sound familiar.....killer instinct?

 

[DJ Mark 7]

What do you call a black nobel prize winner?

A nigger

lol this dude is hella offended


I can picture him with retard rage typing that out on his keyboard like "I'LL SHOW THEM!"

 

[Gas One]

the funniest part is half of the people talking shit aint even black

sounds like someone got mollywhopped in jr high and never forgot it