i met tito ortiz

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mrtonguetwista

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I met the devil when he came down to Georgia last year...



The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, mrtonguetwista said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
 

P.E.

Sicc OG
Feb 24, 2003
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MICHAEL JACKSON(@COURT),...ROGER TROUTMAN(BACKSTAGE IN [email protected] SHOW,PROLLY HIS LAST SHOW EVER)...,MAGIC JOHNSON(@L.A.X),....CHUCK LIDDELL(805 HOMIE) ....MIKEY DREAD(REGGAE ARTIST,WUZ A PERSONAL FRIEND,R.I.P),....GREGORY ISAACS(BACKSTAGE),....JOE BATAAN(ON A FEW OCCASIONS,LATIN MUSIC LEGEND),...MARK BRUNELL(N.F.L QB,HOME TOWN BOY,HIS POPS WUZ MY BASEBALL COACH),....REGGIE JACKSON..,LONNIE JORDAN OF WAR(IN STUDIO)..,SANTANA....LIST GOES ON!
 

Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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The whole point is to out shine his meeting a washed up mma fighter and floss
I met Chuck Lidell at a club in Vegas... well not really... he walked past me, and I was like... "Whaddup Chuck!"

and he gave me daps.... then kept walking... his face was hella fucked up at the time

cool story brehhhhhh
 

VERSACERO

smoking meth with steve
Mar 14, 2004
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I met Tito at a kings game years ago,this was before his lidell fight and my drunk ass cousin was talking shit sayin chucks going to woop him ha ha he's a cool dude tho oh and he said he's a kings fan
 
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I met the devil when he came down to Georgia last year...



The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, mrtonguetwista said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Been watching URBAN COWBOY playa?
 
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I smoked weed with a bunch of the Mexican luchadores from WCW back in 98. Juventud Guerrera and Psicosis were cool as hell, the rest of them were mostly quiet. Rey Mysterio was a little bitch, said he didn't smoke bud lol but gave me an autograph. Got to hold the WCW Cruiserweight title belt while I hit a blunt lol.

cool story breh