I just got "caught" looking at porn.

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Jan 1, 2006
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lol, i got caught lookin at porn bout 6 years ago, i was outta town visiting my homie at college, and my girlfriend opened up windows media player on our computer, and a porno started playing when she opened it up. she called me all sad, and when i got home i had to tell her bout how all guys fuckin jack off, even if they have in-house pussy.lol, then i dicked her down
I had a girl who felt the same way... got all butt-hurt, made her think she wasn't good enough for me or her cooter wasn't good enough for my sexual appetite. But she liked watching porn with me :devious: just not when I did it solo
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Thanks a lot DJ Mark 7. My mom walked by and happened to see your fucking sig on the screen with that bitch getting pounded doggystyle and nipple's slipping out.

lol, I feel wierd because I was all by myself too. She's going to think I'm sick and think I look at porn all the time. :( She doesn't know the fucking difference of course whether it's in the sig of a forum or actual porno video.

FUCK. lol
Until your mom walks into your bedroom with a piece of cake with a candle in it saying "HAPPY BIRTHD-," sees Tubgirl on your screen, and then backs away slowly, you don't know what feeling weird is!



We don't celebrate my birthday anymore.
 
Apr 13, 2008
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is that bitch even fuckin in that gif? you got caught lookin at some titties bounce. i use to have a slow ass computer and it'd take like 30 seconds to exit out some porn so if anyone came by i had to turn the whole monitor off.

who use to have dial up? when all you could really get is porn clips and pictures in reasonable time... do people still fuck with porn pictures?