I HATE PAYING BILLS

[mustynutz]

SO THIS IS WHAT I DO
Paying bills sucks, it's not something that I volunteer to do, so I like to make it fun. Here's a few ideas to try next time you have to pay an overpriced bill.

1) If you're using a check write something fun in the 'memo' or 'for' blank. When I payed the even Qwest their final payment I wrote sons of bitches in the 'for' blank.

2) If you like leaving the bill on the table in restraunts, hide it really well. Like in the napkin despenser.

3) When making night deposits decorate the envelope. Put stickers on it, draw bunnies and rainbows, or just put some goofy shit on it. Then call in later that day and make sure they got your payment, usually they'll remember yours.

4) Here's something you can do with checks for a final payment. Make the check for like 5 cents over, then call in and demand that they refund it to you.

5) In retail stores you can really piss of a clerk by paying for a smell purchase with a check (because usually they have to write your drivers license # on it if it's not local), or with a credit card (its esp. annoying for them if they have a manual credit card machine). Then when you've paid, insist that they wrap it up.

6) I wonder if anyone makes checks with naked chicks on them?

7) Call in a lot to see if they've gotten your payment. Even if you haven't sent it in.

8) Make out the check in spanish or some other foreign language, what can they do about it?

9) I've always wanted to pay for something expensive with rolls of change.

10) Send in your payment with a mysterious yellow stain on it (no, I did not save the best for last).

 

[FDS]

SO THIS IS WHAT I DO

7) Call in a lot to see if they've gotten your payment. Even if you haven't sent it in.

9) I've always wanted to pay for something expensive with rolls of change.

hahah these 2 had me dying, i like to fart in the envelope before i close it.

 

[vokal]

hahah these 2 had me dying, i like to fart in the envelope before i close it.

lmao

 

[Stealth]

hahaha

8) Make out the check in spanish or some other foreign language, what can they do about it?

El 3 de Enero. Dos mil setenta y un dolares.

I'd love to see someone that didnt know spanish try to figure out what the fuck the check said.

 

[Defy]

5) In retail stores you can really piss of a clerk by paying for a smell purchase with a check (because usually they have to write your drivers license # on it if it's not local), or with a credit card (its esp. annoying for them if they have a manual credit card machine). Then when you've paid, insist that they wrap it up.

I didn't know you had to purchase smells nowadays....so like when you spritz cologne in macys they charge you? and how would they wrap that?

 

[Stealth]

^ e=a

 

[Defy]

I know, but purchasing smells seems funnier

 

[L Mac-a-docious]

LOL this shit had me rollin'. But seriously, PG&E has been kicking a hole in my pocket lately.

 

[Stealth]

I'd buy weed smell. I always wanted to make weed scented cologne and incense. Get pulled over by a boeg. He'd be like "excuse me son, what is that smell" and I'd like up at him and say "why officer, that's my cannabinoid for men"

 

[mustynutz]

I'd buy weed smell. I always wanted to make weed scented cologne and incense. Get pulled over by a boeg. He'd be like "excuse me son, what is that smell" and I'd like up at him and say "why officer, that's my cannabinoid for men"

cannibinoid for men...i like that

i prefer the fresh scent of purple emitting from the 1/2 a blunt in my pocket...all natural air freshener

 

[crazy707]

9) I've always wanted to pay for something expensive with rolls of change.

I've done this before. It's funny as hell to see their facial expressions, but it's heavy as hell in your pockets

 

[mustynutz]

i wanna try and buy a car with old school food stamps

 

[MeloTrauma]

Seal the envelope with semen, and make a note of that somewhere inside... mention you have HIV.

Make the check out for 1,000,000 dollars and see how well your overdraft protection works.

Coat your bill in a "mysterious white powder" ... put Baghdad as the return address.

Send in your bill with a picture of some starving Ethiopian kid and say "Because I have to pay you, this child no longer recieves my 39 cents a day."

Have a toddler write out your check in Crayola

Staple your check to the bill hella times and imagine the processor having to remove them all.

Use your check to pic your teeth after eating ribs or chicken, leave the food particles on the edges

Include a stick of gum like Topps Baseball Cards used to do

Write out your check backwards and tell them to use a mirror to find out how much your paying.

Send in your payment in a huge box with hella styrofoam peanuts and bubble wrap. Put your check in about 20 envelopes in the bottom of the box.

Send in your payment with a note to the processor saying "You will die of cancer." Relish in the fact that since so many people die from cancer, your prophcey has a good chance of coming true.

 

[X_KaLiBa]

^^lmfao...now those are some good ones

 

[stylezz2k]

SO THIS IS WHAT I DO
Paying bills sucks, it's not something that I volunteer to do, so I like to make it fun. Here's a few ideas to try next time you have to pay an overpriced bill.

1) If you're using a check write something fun in the 'memo' or 'for' blank. When I payed the even Qwest their final payment I wrote sons of bitches in the 'for' blank.

2) If you like leaving the bill on the table in restraunts, hide it really well. Like in the napkin despenser.

3) When making night deposits decorate the envelope. Put stickers on it, draw bunnies and rainbows, or just put some goofy shit on it. Then call in later that day and make sure they got your payment, usually they'll remember yours.

4) Here's something you can do with checks for a final payment. Make the check for like 5 cents over, then call in and demand that they refund it to you.

5) In retail stores you can really piss of a clerk by paying for a smell purchase with a check (because usually they have to write your drivers license # on it if it's not local), or with a credit card (its esp. annoying for them if they have a manual credit card machine). Then when you've paid, insist that they wrap it up.

6) I wonder if anyone makes checks with naked chicks on them?

7) Call in a lot to see if they've gotten your payment. Even if you haven't sent it in.

8) Make out the check in spanish or some other foreign language, what can they do about it?

9) I've always wanted to pay for something expensive with rolls of change.

10) Send in your payment with a mysterious yellow stain on it (no, I did not save the best for last).

lol this is like one of the funniest thread i read on siccness becuz you remind me of my friend who would actually do that. hahaah

 

[5-Dime NwK]

heres something else fun to do
you know all that bullshit mail you get and then they give you a business reply envelope... well, send them their shit back
they have to pay for the postage, and they get nothing but their own crap back
fun for all ages

 

[cbrennan04]

I've always wanted to pay for something expensive with rolls of change.

i owed somebody 10 bucks. little bet. i went to my moms room and took all the laundry qaurters out of this bucket. i paid him the next day.

 

[martin_07n]

hell yeah i hate that shit too...my metro got cut off like 2 days ago =/

 

[Justin]

SO THIS IS WHAT I DO
Paying bills sucks, it's not something that I volunteer to do, so I like to make it fun. Here's a few ideas to try next time you have to pay an overpriced bill.

1) If you're using a check write something fun in the 'memo' or 'for' blank. When I payed the even Qwest their final payment I wrote sons of bitches in the 'for' blank.

2) If you like leaving the bill on the table in restraunts, hide it really well. Like in the napkin despenser.

3) When making night deposits decorate the envelope. Put stickers on it, draw bunnies and rainbows, or just put some goofy shit on it. Then call in later that day and make sure they got your payment, usually they'll remember yours.

4) Here's something you can do with checks for a final payment. Make the check for like 5 cents over, then call in and demand that they refund it to you.

5) In retail stores you can really piss of a clerk by paying for a smell purchase with a check (because usually they have to write your drivers license # on it if it's not local), or with a credit card (its esp. annoying for them if they have a manual credit card machine). Then when you've paid, insist that they wrap it up.

6) I wonder if anyone makes checks with naked chicks on them?

7) Call in a lot to see if they've gotten your payment. Even if you haven't sent it in.

8) Make out the check in spanish or some other foreign language, what can they do about it?

9) I've always wanted to pay for something expensive with rolls of change.

10) Send in your payment with a mysterious yellow stain on it (no, I did not save the best for last).

I THINK MOST OF WHAT YOU POSTED IS ILLEGAL...