How will you die? The Death Psychic

[DJ LOON]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/


DJ Loon becomes trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.


inhalation of mary jane lol!!!! :classic: lets see some more post up siccness!!!!

 

[horror]

A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

ok?

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

 

[TONY206]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

I got the same.

 

[N$$J RYDA 408]

While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.


datz wat i got

 

[Frisco playa]

An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss.

 

[epoxy]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

lol damn aint that a bitch

 

[BETO916]

You suffer a massive heart attack while home alone. You collapse to the ground, only to be found dead hours later.

and...


In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.


damn...I'm gonna have one FUCKED UP day!! LOL

 

[Gold Deez]

While you're walking to your car in a dark parking lot, a man approaches you. He pulls a gun and demands your car keys. In a panic, you run. The man fires several shots into the back of your head, takes your keys, and drives away in your car.



that shit ain't cool....... :ermm:

 

[T-Spoon]

Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.


damn, thats fucced up cuz i'm kinda iffy about goin on planes. fold.

 

[BayRider04]

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

 

[up2nogood]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

...... :ermm:

 

[TROLL]

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

:dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

dontchu hate it when that happns??

 

[COPIUM]

"A disgruntled employee in a sporting goods store beats you to death with a hockey stick.
"

that hella trippy cuz i jus quit form a sports store Lol

 

[The Duke of Earl]

You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.

 

[Pig-Homo]

You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

damn my grill got jacked last winter hmmm...dont think ill get a new one now

 

[thatguy]

While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary.

lmao, i dont read, never go to book stores

 

[esefcee]

Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.

 

[Darkshowdown]

While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

 

[Woody]

a homless man hits me with a fast moving shopping cart, breaking my neck......

i get murked by a bum,? im stayin out of downtown KC...